Ruler of the world

[Mikoyan]

You are delirious, my friend, as always.

 

[philippe]

Originally posted by Mikoyan
Poor little philippe, you should know that installing SDI systems was the first thing i did...



Belgium is doomed...

EDIT: No problem, Switch, just don't let him do it again.

you have a doll in your bunker he will explode in 5..4...3...2...1...BOOM!

 

[Mikoyan]

Nope, not a sausage...

Ineffective agents you have philippe.
You should be ashamed.

 

[philippe]

well if it was a clone of you it had to be ineffective.....

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by Switch625


The Secret Masters of Absurdity (chairman Switch presiding) have watched this conflict with amusement, but have decided it is time for it to end. While phillipe was ranting to his nearly empty throneroom, the dreaded "Men In White Coats" have, under my orders, spirited him away. He is now in a well protected undergound bunker, safely residing in his very own (and very comfortable) padded suite. In this humane environment, he is free to live out his every delusion of grandeur.

Side note: ComradeDavo was easily bought off with a harem of raver chicks, and the gift of a small Pacific island upon which to create the Communist Utopia of his dreams.

At last!!!! Sorry I couldn't make it to the meeting; I was having my spleen vented. Now can ye just work on shutting him up, and putting this thread to sleep?

 

[philippe]

i already escaped.....

 

[Switch625]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
At last!!!! Sorry I couldn't make it to the meeting; I was having my spleen vented.

No problem. A guy like you needs to vent his spleen often.

Now can ye just work on shutting him up,

That would take an act of God.

and putting this thread to sleep?

That would take an act of Mod.

 

[Switch625]

Originally posted by philippe
i already escaped.....

That's the great thing about psychoactive medications.

They can make you think you're king of the world, while resting peacefully in a padded cell...

 

[Fez_Monk]

Let us clone philippe and air-drop him on unsuspecting victims. Whilst they are trying to shut him up, 20 divisions of my best troops will land upon their shores and leave nothing but destruction in their wake!

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by philippe
its not over evil curtsibling with your stupid enemy ace.
i called for intergalatic help!
soon the troops will land.hmmmm lets see:
3.000.000 predators
10.000.000 aliens from the alien movies
10 E.Ts
and of course all the jedis in the galaxy BEFORE the clone war!
muhaahahahah!
surrender or my aliens will have you for dinner!
and comradedavo i am glad you are again at the good side with
all communist goth girls that are not dolls
and you KNOW they can do kinky stuff

You dare mock ENEMY ACE™ you cowardly creme puff!

Your fantasy army of sad Sci-Fi rejects will remain in space dock,
while you are ejected from the nearest airlock!
I KNOW you are deluded and soon to be flattened by our Elite Panzer Divisions!

Your lack of wisdom is disappointing Comradedavo,
You would have been a fine comrade to us,

No matter.

Prepare to die with your gibbering, pastry-making master!

ENEMY ACE™ troopers...VORVARTS!

 

[CurtSibling]

Behold, my disgusting enemies,
The vengeance of ENEMY ACE™!

Take note my foes Davo and Phillipe,
who shall be known forever hence as “Flip-flop!”

I have a picture live from the battle-front depicting my victorious Luftwaffe Ju88s
Kicking the living heck out of the pathetic remnants of Phillipe and Davo’s Red Army!

Now the filth-coated survivors of this laughable force are being frog-marched to
Noble Sweden, to await the pleasure of Mikoyan, Commander of the North!

Now you fools see the futility of resisting the force of evil that is the EDC!

And this is just the beginning!

 

[Mikoyan]

I will treat the POWs 'well'.

My troops stand ready for the final push towards Oostende, and my bombers are armed, cleaned and fueled-up.

Soon, victory will be total.

 

[philippe]

its not over yet.
himmler start operation barbarossa!
and bring the ss waffe with you!
let uss show them the "true" power of the wehrmacht!
(dont worry i brainwashed them)attack loyal red army!
now let uss launch some russian nukes...thistime you rpuny sdi will not work!i made stealth nukes!muaahahaha you are all dead!

 

[Mikoyan]

It was very foolish of you to announce that, philippe.
Now my probes will locate the nukes and destroy them.

You obviously haven't learned a thing about warfare...

 

[philippe]

mikoyan i bribed your army
for 1 penny i bribed your army.
thx that i did that i conquered whole east europe and im now in a place VERY close to finland....

 

[Mikoyan]

Nope, i still control all of my armies...

Yeesh, Switch should really increase your medication even more!
Or else, my commandos will have to silence you themselves...

 

[philippe]

goddamnit comradedavo rescued me.
and i have your army.i am one of your advisors.
now i kidnapped you and i brought you to that same bunker where they locked me once.i made you look like me and now you are captured!!!muhahahahahahah!

 

[Mikoyan]

You have insulted me for the last time!
Now you shall taste my STEEL!!!

Soon, all keys will be turned, all buttons will be pushed and all passwords will be entered, then deleted.
You know what happens next, pastry monger!

 

[philippe]

you are locked up muahahahah what can you do pathetic swedish drunk?everyone think your me!

 

[Mikoyan]

The medication must have entered your brains, the side-effects are already showing!!

Face it, you have no (N-O) chance of defeating the Triumvirate.
Especially when you are in that padded 4x4m cell of yours.

And i still retain my good looks, thank you.
Don't ever think you can put your face on me!
It would be a godless act!