Ruler of the world

[ComradeDavo]

screw this, Mikoyan you wanna go get drunk and find some nice goth chicks with me?

 

[Ozz]

Originally posted by ComradeDavo
screw this, Mikoyan you wanna go get drunk and find some nice goth chicks with me?

I do !!!!!

 

[Mikoyan]

No, I DO!!!

 

[ComradeDavo]

Then Ozz and Mikoyan, let us not keep those lovely goth girls waiting

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Ozz


I do !!!!!

Comradedavo and Ozz,
do you wish to accept the hand of freindship from ENEMY ACE™?

Join us in the Evil Dictator's council!

I can see we would be better fighting side-by-side than this
endless, profitless infighting.

Join me, Mikoyan and Darkshade!
Together we can crush this trouble-making Phillipe and live in
harmony...goth chicks included!

What say you brave leaders?

 

[Mikoyan]

Joining us will only strengthen you, my friends!
Don't hesitate! This is your life's opportunity!

 

[ComradeDavo]

Comradedavo and Ozz,
do you wish to accept the hand of freindship from ENEMY ACE™?

Join us in the Evil Dictator's council!

I can see we would be better fighting side-by-side than this
endless, profitless infighting.

Join me, Mikoyan and Darkshade!
Together we can crush this trouble-making Phillipe and live in
harmony...goth chicks included!

What say you brave leaders?

Joining us will only strengthen you, my friends!
Don't hesitate! This is your life's opportunity!

sounds good

I accept your offer, I agree to joining you.

.....sorry Phillipe, but I can't resist those goth girls

oh wow..I can feel the evil running through my veins already..mwahahahaha

 

[CurtSibling]

I would be happy to call Ozz my kamerad!

His wit and courage is priceless!

 

[Ozz]

Originally posted by Ozz

Your evil record is pretty dismal without at least one treacherous backstabbing in it.

I was checking my own record,

Warmongering - Check
Subverstion - Check
Sowing distension - Check
Ripping off do not remove labels - Check
Being Cheeky - Check
Name Calling - Check
Backstabbing -
Doublecrossing -
Spelling -
Grammar -

Seems Backstabbing is next on the list

I'd join your Evil council but I can't post there.

So in the meantime i'll just turn Traitor.

 

[philippe]

ozz your useless go to darkshade drunken moose,go or i will kill you and comradedavo those chicks are actually dolls and right now i think you are in a very bad nightmare.....
ozz you suck

 

[Fez_Monk]

Now now.....The Almighty Darkshade insists that you quit your nattering, or else the torture prisons will be seeing some new lifetime members......

 

[ComradeDavo]

comradedavo those chicks are actually dolls and right now i think you are in a very bad nightmare.....

ahh your right!!! I'm sorry philippe, I should never have betrayed you, I pledge my soul to your cause, may victory be ours!

how could tghey betray me with dolls......

 

[Mikoyan]

Dolls...!?
They are not dolls, fool!

But very well, since you would rather go with this... this.. deviant, prepare to share his fate!

 

[CurtSibling]

If Ozz is willing to join us,
then I declare this day a national holiday...

I will rush emergency asssitance to our new friend,
And may his moose legions never falter!

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by ComradeDavo


ahh your right!!! I'm sorry philippe, I should never have betrayed you, I pledge my soul to your cause, may victory be ours!

how could tghey betray me with dolls......

Don't be fooled by the words of this pastry monger, Davo,
You know we are your comrades!

Those chicks are real they are devil dolls but they are not blow up dolls,
That is what phillipe will offer!

Evil comrade unite under the banner!

Long live the evil peasant classes!

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by philippe
ozz your useless go to darkshade drunken moose,go or i will kill you and comradedavo those chicks are actually dolls and right now i think you are in a very bad nightmare.....
ozz you suck

Haw!

The mumbling last words of a mad fake-dictator!

The Pastry empire in ruins, his women in chains, and his bunker surrounded by our hero-troops,
he now turns on his ex-comrades and blames his downfall on them!

How sad...

Davo and Ozz saw that you were mad and decided to maintain
their honour by joining the winning faction!

The only faction...

THE EVIL DICTATOR COUNCIL IS ABOUT TO CLAIM VICTORY! SURRENDER, PHILLIPE FLOP!

 

[ComradeDavo]

NEVER!

I am loyal to philippe and I shall follow him to the grave if I must!

 

[philippe]

its not over evil curtsibling with your stupid enemy ace.
i called for intergalatic help!
soon the troops will land.hmmmm lets see:
3.000.000 predators
10.000.000 aliens from the alien movies
10 E.Ts
and of course all the jedis in the galaxy BEFORE the clone war!
muhaahahahah!
surrender or my aliens will have you for dinner!
and comradedavo i am glad you are again at the good side with
all communist goth girls that are not dolls
and you KNOW they can do kinky stuff

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Phillipe, do cease your idle prattling, or I shall have your mummy send you to bed without any dinner.

 

[philippe]

i dont care, i will have you for dinner,darkshade.