Ruler of the world

[philippe]

oh god you didnt take your pills....
if i get elected we will all do a big hunt after sarkshades headquartes.
in fact i have just laid a siege on his evil "secret"headquarters.
the evil headquarter lays 200 km above sidney and is guarded by variuos gay boybands who are also simon private sexslaves.
i laid siege by using my suicide bomber cannon.
put a suicide bomber in it.FIRE!he will explode in mid air damaging the walls while a army of cloned lewinskys started attacking the gays with sticks.
after the wall has fallen i will personally lead the attack against his elite troops:a bunch of drunken monkeys
after we slaughter them with poisoned bananaswe will have to face the evil overlord and his elite elite troops
darkshade and many cfc posters.
i will kill them by using my anti-fashist weapon:hamers and sickles
andf i will storm at the evil overlord AKA darkshade and i will slice his head off.
if im NOT elected everyone must play FOREVER!with barbie
choose:
barbie
or
a utopia

 

[knowltok2]

Say what you will about phillipe, but don't say he doesn't have an imagination.


A warped, twisted, bizarre, strange, and disturbed imagination, but it is there.

Probably explains many of his social and political opinions.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by philippe
oh god you didnt take your pills....
if i get elected we will all do a big hunt after sarkshades headquartes.
in fact i have just laid a siege on his evil "secret"headquarters.
the evil headquarter lays 200 km above sidney and is guarded by variuos gay boybands who are also simon private sexslaves.
i laid siege by using my suicide bomber cannon.
put a suicide bomber in it.FIRE!he will explode in mid air damaging the walls while a army of cloned lewinskys started attacking the gays with sticks.
after the wall has fallen i will personally lead the attack against his elite troops:a bunch of drunken monkeys
after we slaughter them with poisoned bananaswe will have to face the evil overlord and his elite elite troops
darkshade and many cfc posters.
i will kill them by using my anti-fashist weapon:hamers and sickles
andf i will storm at the evil overlord AKA darkshade and i will slice his head off.
if im NOT elected everyone must play FOREVER!with barbie
choose:
barbie
or
a utopia

Meanwhile, back in the real world, Darkshade puffs on his pipe, and shakes his head. "The Belgian mental health system must be in a pretty bad state that they let the likes of that roam the streets."

Behave yourself, little boy, and keep to the spirit of the humourous thread, without any of your bizarre, rabid attempts at sexual insults.

 

[Switch625]

Originally posted by knowltok2
Say what you will about phillipe, but don't say he doesn't have an imagination.


A warped, twisted, bizarre, strange, and disturbed imagination, but it is there.

Probably explains many of his social and political opinions.

You forgot demented and schizophrenic. A screed like that speaks of someone who lines his hat with tin foil.

 

[knowltok2]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade


Meanwhile, back in the real world, Darkshade puffs on his pipe, and shakes his head. "The Belgian mental health system must be in a pretty bad state that they let the likes of that roam the streets."

Uhm, Milord, we actually don't have any confirmation that he is roaming the streets. None of our agents have spotted him, and this could explain why the bullies network has come up blank as well. Permission to expand the search to the asylums in Belgium and surrounding prefectur...uh, nations? Not to say that the mental health system is in any way not as bad as you claim of course. I am sure that it is, but they may have chanced upon this phillipe by accident, not realizing that they actually had someone who needed the services they were supposed to provide. When you think about it, sitting mental patients down in front of an Internet connected computer would be a pretty good way of keeping them quite.

 

[CurtSibling]

As one of the true evil-doers of this forum,
I feel the ENEMY ACE™ should be complete dictator of world!

I of course, will be forming an evil partisan sect to cause an unholy revolution!

I would choose to side with my old kamerad, Darkshade.
A master of the monastic arts, and one of the 'old school tie'.
He is the obvious choice, although Fayadi would be given a
high-ranking place in the empire of evil.

Rmsharpe would be in charge of my armies.
Phillipe would be in charge of cultural propaganda, or something!

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by knowltok2


Uhm, Milord, we actually don't have any confirmation that he is roaming the streets. None of our agents have spotted him, and this could explain why the bullies network has come up blank as well. Permission to expand the search to the asylums in Belgium and surrounding prefectur...uh, nations? Not to say that the mental health system is in any way not as bad as you claim of course. I am sure that it is, but they may have chanced upon this phillipe by accident, not realizing that they actually had someone who needed the services they were supposed to provide. When you think about it, sitting mental patients down in front of an Internet connected computer would be a pretty good way of keeping them quite.

Hmm, twas just a figure of speech, as such, what.
I have been on the telephone to the Bishop of Bath and Wells, who has assured me that the finest bullies in the English public school system are at this stage sipping 1798 vintage champagne, and flensing their boaters, whilst leisurely crossing the channel on board a steamer bound for Belgium, where they shall do the job.
The boy needs help. That much is obvious.

Oh, and there is a strange little boy in one of the dungeons who keeps loudly whispering in a horrified manner "I see dead people." Anyone want to buy a hallucinatory page boy?

Sharpe in charge of the armies, Curt? Don't you think that one should go to some one with a smidgeon of knowledge about military affairs, strategy, and how to drink tea with a cocked pinkie?

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
I am quite bemused on phillipes candidacy. I must of missed the transition from little silly kid to member of the Evil Dictator's Council, etc, etc.
Go for the proven evil that you all know to be the best and most reliable: ME.

The council members to my knowledge are thus;
NOT in order of pre-eminence...
ENEMY ACE™
Dr Darkshade
Mikoyan
Sixchan
FearlessLeader2
Fayadi
Scorch (I think)
Becka (I think)
Spycatcher (I think)

And a multitude of others...

Anymore of you Evil Dictator's Council members out there,
please check in and be counted!
The time is now to show the Jedi our true face!
(Oops! Wrong movie!)

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade

Sharpe in charge of the armies, Curt? Don't you think that one should go to some one with a smidgeon of knowledge about military affairs, strategy, and how to drink tea with a cocked pinkie?

My armies would soon tire of his cigar-chomping, swaggering McArthur-ness.
My plan is to have Sharpie shot like Ernst Rohm in a 'night of the long knives' type coup!

He would be smothered by my Amazon guard girls, what a way to go!

I would of course be supreme Imperator of my own forces,

I have Mig-crazy Mikoyan in mind for command of my Eurasian Airforce!

 

[philippe]

well back in the real world darkshade is in a mentally prison and
is always bouncing against pillows.try no attempts darkshade im your father

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by philippe
well back in the real world darkshade is in a mentally prison and
is always bouncing against pillows.try no attempts darkshade im your father

Really. I always suspected I had some parrot in my ancestry, but not that close. Please do refrain from insulting one's parentage. It does have a history of riling me. I do not say this in jest.
Anyway, this jester has become tiresome, and I grow weary of his feckless prattling! Bring on the typing monkeys!

 

[ainwood]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade

So, Canadians, Englishmen, Americans, Australians, New Zealanders, Europeans, everyone, humans, Martians: Rally round the Darkshade banner. You know it is for the good of humanity.
I'll take all the boybands off the radios, and execute all but my personal favourites, who will perform for me in private, thus saving your musical sensibilities.

Oh do tell what your plans are for New Zealand!

Did someone say "I want candy?"

Was it the A*Stars??

 

[Ozz]

To : Retired English Headmaster Corps
From : The Dean
Subject: Old School Boys

Be notified you are hereby reactivated and
are required to apply the vigorous caning to
the following graduates and/or pupils as
previous canings are deemed substandard

The council members to my knowledge are thus;
NOT in order of pre-eminence...
ENEMY ACE™
Dr Darkshade
Mikoyan
Sixchan
FearlessLeader2
Fayadi
Scorch (I think)
Becka (I think)
Spycatcher (I think)

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by Ozz
To : Retired English Headmaster Corps
From : The Dean
Subject: Old School Boys

Be notified you are hereby reactivated and
are required to apply the vigorous caning to
the following graduates and/or pupils as
previous canings are deemed substandard

The council members to my knowledge are thus;
NOT in order of pre-eminence...
ENEMY ACE™
Dr Darkshade
Mikoyan
Sixchan
FearlessLeader2
Fayadi
Scorch (I think)
Becka (I think)
Spycatcher (I think)

How very droll, my dear old thing. I dare say that Sixchan would enjoy it too much though.

And ainwood, my plans for New Zealand are quite beneficial: It will actually have a defence force based there, as well as copious filming of fantasy epics starring Elijah Wood for the bemusement of the Leader.

 

[philippe]

thank you ozz for supporting me you will be rewarded with pieces of holland the uk and italy.
and this will be the battle of darkshade vs me.
copyright protected:

 

[philippe]

and i got a thousand of these to invade your evil empire darkshade!

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Would you like sauce with that spam, or do you prefer it plain?

Tsk. Been a lot of threads dedicated to me lately: Two polls saying I should be dictator of the world, and another declaring me the funniest poster. Humph. So much attention and love. I'm getting a bit teary eyed...'Scuse me, I must rush off and flog a pageboy to get my composure back.

 

[Ozz]

Originally posted by philippe
thank you ozz for supporting me you will be rewarded with pieces of holland the uk and italy.
and this will be the battle of darkshade vs me.
copyright protected:

I want Glasgow, They'll all be sayin' "eh" and sweeping
up Moose dung by the time I'm done.

 

[philippe]

sure you may have europe except belgium and france and some parts of east europe

 

[ComradeDavo]

I have been on the telephone to the Bishop of Bath and Wells,

awwww crap now he has infulence in my home town......