Ruler of the world
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philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
thank you comradedavo and ozz
you may have later parts of australia too
you may have later parts of australia too
animepornstar
Deity
why do you think i want a crappy cable connection? according to my experiences from dc is cable hardly better than 56kb modems.
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
Whoa! Someone has been consuming substantial quantities of alcohol lately
Switch625
I don't care.
RMSharpe is right wing enough to be a good authoritarian, but why would you settle for second best when the ultimate evil is in the race? "Australia, Australia, we luv ya, Amen!"
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
so they prefer to be tortured and not to have a harem with the most beautiful ladies in the world.....
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
I am quite bemused on phillipes candidacy. I must of missed the transition from little silly kid to member of the Evil Dictator's Council, etc, etc.
Go for the proven evil that you all know to be the best and most reliable: ME.
Go for the proven evil that you all know to be the best and most reliable: ME.
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
well ihave a idea.....
everyone gets his favorite music free!
everyone except darkshades and his minions.
they have to listen ALWAYS BRITNEY SPEARS singing and sometimes also eddy wally with his "cherié" so that is THE torture for the ears.
of course this is only for darkshade and his minions so the rest of the world may listen to free music they like to hear.
so if you choose darkshade you will be tortured every day ;if you choose me you will live as a god in france (or belgium)
so you know on who to vote!
everyone gets his favorite music free!
everyone except darkshades and his minions.
they have to listen ALWAYS BRITNEY SPEARS singing and sometimes also eddy wally with his "cherié" so that is THE torture for the ears.
of course this is only for darkshade and his minions so the rest of the world may listen to free music they like to hear.
so if you choose darkshade you will be tortured every day ;if you choose me you will live as a god in france (or belgium)
so you know on who to vote!
duke o' york
It don't mean a thing....
You sure know how to pull the voters in!
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
well if you vote for simon you may never spam again and that is the ultimate punishment for you......
(just joking)
(just joking
)
I voted rmsharpe because he is a true republican!
Simon is just too evil for me, I preffer the way of republicacy and not facism
I must hand it to you though Simon, I would REALLY not mind if you would do my Final Exams in English for me!
Simon is just too evil for me, I preffer the way of republicacy and not facism
I must hand it to you though Simon, I would REALLY not mind if you would do my Final Exams in English for me!
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Originally posted by IceBlaZe
I voted rmsharpe because he is a true republican!
Simon is just too evil for me, I preffer the way of republicacy and not facism
I must hand it to you though Simon, I would REALLY not mind if you would do my Final Exams in English for me!
Ah, ye of little faith. Rm is a well intentioned lad, who leans a bit too far to the left, and is prone to rash statements on many things.
I, on the other hand, am the only candidate with post graduate university degrees, including copious work on Israeli security. (OK, I admit it; I really am Benjamin Netanyahu posting under a pseudonym.
)And if you want help with the English, just yelp. That's what evil dictators qualified as English teachers do. for kicks
And phillipe is below comment. I say again: How the heck did he make it into such a poll?
Sheer sillyness is what he proposeth. Britney Spears indeed. Tsk.So, Canadians, Englishmen, Americans, Australians, New Zealanders, Europeans, everyone, humans, Martians: Rally round the Darkshade banner. You know it is for the good of humanity.
I'll take all the boybands off the radios, and execute all but my personal favourites, who will perform for me in private, thus saving your musical sensibilities.
Did someone say "I want candy?" Free candy for the planet! Free lobotomies for the under 10s! The sheep tax of 1659 will be repealed.
Darkshade. The only sensible option as world dictator.
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Not likely!
I've lined up M. Le Pen, Herr Haider and several others as coalition partners.
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
No, their sole duty would be to dance the can-can before press conferences in traditional national costume.
My real minsters are more to my way of thinking: Vlad Tepes as Minister for Social Welfare, Countess Elizabeth Bathory as Minister for the Aging, etc, etc.
(Try and pick the ironic joke in that last bit. )Similar threads
