Ruler of the world
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Like a Phoneix from it's smashs, I arise again. 
Thanks for the strafing & bombing the Black flies were getting
pretty bad. I thought you went down in flumes (Johnny Walker or Pinch, is yet to be identified), however our spies report you always land like that.
So are you going to "share" with Darkshade and Mikoyan?,
and Hitro, Kennelly and Monk and 22 others. Your evil record is
pretty dismal without at least one treacherous backstabbing in it.
I'll sure your "Buddies" are thinking this way. Several of them
have already done their homework. 1/12 is bigger than 1/27th. Do you really think they'll want to continue to "share" with you?
Thanks for the strafing & bombing the Black flies were getting
pretty bad. I thought you went down in flumes (Johnny Walker or Pinch, is yet to be identified), however our spies report you always land like that.
So are you going to "share" with Darkshade and Mikoyan?,
and Hitro, Kennelly and Monk and 22 others. Your evil record is
pretty dismal without at least one treacherous backstabbing in it.
I'll sure your "Buddies" are thinking this way. Several of them
have already done their homework. 1/12 is bigger than 1/27th. Do you really think they'll want to continue to "share" with you?
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
i just got my new weapon ready:moose poo.thx to ozz we can make the most powerful nukes outta this!!!
Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
That'll happen the day I start chasing after females; in other words, NEVER!!!!!!
Pretty Democratic sounding, I heard what your followers
thought of that statement, ie "Is Darkshade losing his evil
edge?", "Maybe it's time he retired, and I become supreme
Evil Overlord!!", "Och, Leave me be, i'm all hungover and puked
on my kilt!".
Lock up yer daughters!!
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
ok and belgium frites and chocolate will increase their growth
and im testing now the first nukes.......
ok fire missile 1!
New-Zealand destroyed sire!
good.....
and im testing now the first nukes.......
ok fire missile 1!
New-Zealand destroyed sire!
good.....
Switch625
I don't care.
I see you're employing blintzkreig tactics.
CurtSibling
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Originally posted by Ozz
Like a Phoneix from it's smashs, I arise again.
So are you going to "share" with Darkshade and Mikoyan?,
and Hitro, Kennelly and Monk and 22 others. Your evil record is
pretty dismal without at least one treacherous backstabbing in it.
I'll sure your "Buddies" are thinking this way. Several of them
have already done their homework. 1/12 is bigger than 1/27th. Do you really think they'll want to continue to "share" with you?
Behold, how the Malcontent Moose attempts to sow discontent
in the hallowed halls of our alliance!
Alas, such is the way of the sad usurpers.
There is plenty of planet to go round, and the Evil Dictator's Council is above such petty squabbles.
In fact, it is only a matter of time before Phillipe gets annoyed
with his bungling moose, and then his secret police will have you hanging by piano wire!
I'll be buying the video to entertain my SS Grenadiers!
CurtSibling
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Misguided Moose!
Your pathetic attempts to degrade the reputation of Darkshade
and the EDC in general have made you a number one target for
our newly formed Anti-moose Eradication Eqaud.
Your vile moose tounge will be cut out and nailed onto Phillipe's severed head,
then placed on the end of a spear and carried through the
burning streets of Vancouver, while your defeated people look on in despair!
Also, You forget than I do not drink, and am against alchohol,
unlike you beer-sozzled polar bear-hunting moose riders.
Also, The kilt is not worn by any true Scotsman, it is an English invention.
Jeans and combat trousers are mostly worn by scots.
Which is better than the moose-hair loin cloth worn by canadian savages!
VICTORY IS OURS! SURRENDER MOOSE MAN AND PASTRY BOY!
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
im sorry curt but your enemy ace troops failed to conquer Belgium and i just launched my moose nukes prepare to die!
also,my red army under command of comradedavo just invaded Germany!
surrender and die a less painfull death or die the most cruel death ever,a way even darkshade thinks its too cruel!!!
also,my red army under command of comradedavo just invaded Germany!
surrender and die a less painfull death or die the most cruel death ever,a way even darkshade thinks its too cruel!!!
CurtSibling
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Surrender, In our moment of triumph? Never!
I hear your troops wear sandals, Phillipe-Flops to be exact!
Haw!
Bad news for your forces, pastry king!
My gallant Me262 pilots have intercepted and destroyed your odious moose missiles!
Comradedavo has been intercepted by a regiment of highly trained goth Blink182 chicks!
He will get distracted and easily picked off by my Romanian Snipers!
Never put a young punky rebel in charge of an army group!
My Tiger II tanks await in Der Vaterland.
The red army will live up to it's name, because it will soon be
splattered red with their own blood!
Nice try, wrong calibre!
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
im sorry for you my poor man but comradedavo only likes left girls so he wont be distracted and curt i bribed your pilots they letted all the nukes through oh boy i already see the impact....
nice cloud
nice cloud
So plenty of planet, after that i'm sure the other members
of
[E]verfailing
[D]aydreaming
[C]humps
will be secretly laughing as they size you up for the cutting
board. Plenty of planet with Ace's share divyed up eh.
There will be no argile on the map when they're done with you.
Don't be too sure about your "buddies" , my math is better
than my spelling. Where do you think 1 got 1/12 th from?
with only 9 votes. Not all EDC are naive.
See you spotted yourself in that secret council recording
I've seen your plans at Gamecatchers, You guys are just
lawful (to use a RPG term) without treachery and especially subverstion how can you be evil?
CurtSibling
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Damage is minimal!
Already, from the rubble, jeering abuse is being hurled at you from our troops!
My pilots only let the moose missiles thru because I had informed
Them that the nukes would hit Red-army conquered areas!
And I cannot imagine Comradedavo resisting the charms of a
Regiment of spotty baggy-pants punk chicks with nose rings!
He will also fall, unless he wishes to defect...
I have no quarrel against the courage of the Red Army,
Perhaps Mikoyan can persuade the heroic Comradedavo join our ranks!
His skills are wasted with these moose-men!
SUBMIT TO YOUR FATE, THRICE-CURSED PASTRY MONGER!
Already, from the rubble, jeering abuse is being hurled at you from our troops!
My pilots only let the moose missiles thru because I had informed
Them that the nukes would hit Red-army conquered areas!
And I cannot imagine Comradedavo resisting the charms of a
Regiment of spotty baggy-pants punk chicks with nose rings!
He will also fall, unless he wishes to defect...
I have no quarrel against the courage of the Red Army,
Perhaps Mikoyan can persuade the heroic Comradedavo join our ranks!
His skills are wasted with these moose-men!
SUBMIT TO YOUR FATE, THRICE-CURSED PASTRY MONGER!
CurtSibling
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Our snipers have noticed your flea-covered moose hair cloak!
A fine target!
ComradeDavo
Formerly God
goth blink 182 chicks...oh man...
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