Ruler of the world

[knowltok2]

This is something of a lark, and meant as humor, so maybe it belongs there, but recent threads have gotten me thinking. In a few of them questions have been asked about, "What would you do if you were the absolute ruler of the world?"

So, if you absolutely had to pick one of these four candidates as absolute ruler of the world, who would you pick?

 

[NY Hoya]

Simon. There shouldn't be any other choices.

 

[Fez_Monk]

Hey Simon, after you take over the world, will you award one of your loyal supporters with, oh, some parts of South America, and perhaps Cuba?

 

[amadeus]

I voted for myself, of course.

 

[philippe]

hmmmm if i pick rmsharpe we are all doomed
and if i pick simon there is a evil reign of terror and hate...
terror and hate..
sounds good
i voted for simon

 

[philippe]

hey somebody voted for me!

 

[Globber]

I'm surprised its not unanimous for Darkshade.....

 

[andycapp]

Thanks for such a wonderful set of candidates knowltok - I mean it, honest.

Well let's see, we have a choice of:

- a school kid with enlightened political views and an unusual sense of humour - you don't really idolize Ronnie do you Sharpie?

- a prolific poster from Belgium

- our friend with a love for all things Chinese

- and last but not least, a 20 yo from the city of churches who has the laudible ambition of wanting to be the evil dictator of the world.

Tough choice, but I went for my fellow Aussie, having someone who is as mad as a cut snake as ruler would be a step up for us Aussies!

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Excellent. Do continue along the current trends.
The poll really should be edited to remove the other three people; it is quite unnecessary to cling to the vestiges of democracy.

There really is no other proper choice: sharpe is a communist, Fayadi is...well, himself, and that is enough, and phillipe is only a vaguely amusing toddler.

Heil myself!

 

[Kublai-Khan]

Simon, what would be your evil plans for Argentina?
I need info before voting.
If not I will end voting for Fayadi.

 

[rjgo]

bump

where am i in that poll. well my vote goes to rmsharpe, because he is cool, and he likes israel.

shalom

rjgo

 

[amadeus]

I'm flattered

And Darkshade, I'm only a communist if I get to be the dictator.

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Any second now that poll's going to have a fifth option with about 15,000 votes We're on to you, really cool guy.

The Clan registers its amusement at the children playing dictator, and declines to offer its prestigious name in support of any particular nominee.

 

[Greadius]

Darkshade writes like a ruler... he uses big words and fully formed sentences. And as everyone knows, leaders should be chosen on their ability to communicate coherently... well... uhm... with a few exceptions.

 

[Knight-Dragon]

Shldn't this be in the Humor section?

Anyway, the choice is obvious.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by rjgo
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where am i in that poll. well my vote goes to rmsharpe, because he is cool, and he likes israel.

shalom

rjgo

As said in the poll created by my faithful minion, the choices there are the only ones.

And i am also cool, and support Israel extremely vehmently, often to the detriment of my academic career, with most of the professors et al one deals with being disciples of Chomsky and Said...

The choice is clear: The oldest, the most educated, the most qualified, the clearest and most Mephistophelean plans, the one with the most Manichean worldview, the most experienced, the one with the finest taste in music, literature, and torture - ME.

And it is amusing to be called a child by a teenage hippo.

As for my evil plans for Argentina ( hopes he hasn't read Darkshade's posts on the Falklands War), it will be rebuilt into a strong economy supplying needed goods to the rest of the world fascist empire, and ululating with joy and prosperity.

 

[philippe]

i have now more votes than rmsharpe....
but less than the new ruler simon darkshadus.
but wait simon!i see you in the 2nd round!

 

[Zwelgje]

I vote for Kev. Already ruler of United Fanatica soon to be taking over the entire world.....oh wait that option isn't in the poll.

 

[animepornstar]

simon, of course. a half swedish ruler must be a good choice. let us win the world cup, please.

 

[ainwood]

All this brown-nosing ahead of the New World Order???

Darkshade would have most of you up against the wall within minutes of "taking over".