Ruler of the world

[Dexter]

And welcome to spamfest 2002, I am your host Jimmy Spamorama and would like to welcome you to a thread full of spam.

Honestly I'm completely shocked at how long this thread has stayed alive with all the spam in it

And since this post would be spam, I'll put a little on-topic stuff:
I personally voted Darkshade. I'm not a right-winger fascist but I just believe that Darkshade is more mentally inempt at running the world.

 

[philippe]

yes that was my last post here...
we only had to carry out the secret plan.
now i will stop
let uss all this thread die

 

[CurtSibling]

Hey!

You usually have to pay for top-class entertainment like this!

ENEMY ACE™ leaves you infidels with a view of his Ju87s
performing a glorious victory flypast over conquered Belgium.

Goodnight!

And remember, the EDC will destroy you all!

 

[ComradeDavo]

Yes, let this wonderfull thread end.

I am sad to see it goit has been the most amusing thread I have participated in ever

and me and phillipe and Ozz shall reign over you all!

 

[Hamlet]

"Far right nuts, or far left nuts?"

Europe has already asked itself this question.

The eventual answer was 'neither'.

 

[ainwood]

Originally posted by philippe
ok and belgium frites and chocolate will increase their growth
and im testing now the first nukes.......
ok fire missile 1!
New-Zealand destroyed sire!
good.....

Hmm. To what do we owe this unprovoked attack?

What do you know about New Zealand Philippe? Obviously you don't know that its almost 9 times the size of Belgium; one little nuke would NOT be enough to destroy it.

You may also not be aware that although we have a strong rivalry with our Australian Neighbours, when the $hit hits the fan, we stick together militarily. We would therefore have to side with Darkshade.

And quite possibly, you don't realise that we are also one of the world's most-travelled nations, meaning that there are New Zelanders everywhere. You probably also don't realise that we are a nation of rather physically large people (think "Jonah Lomu" ).

This means that we have large, exceptionally patriotic "operatives" everywhere, even in Belgium.


We'll be watching you, Philippe.

 

[insurgent]

I bring this old thread forward, so that the newbies that doubt the words of our dear and feared leader Darkshade, shall see his absolute superiority!

Heil Darkshade!

 

[Perfection]

I perfection hereby do declare that if Simon Darkshade ever becomes ruler of the world, I will start a revolution agianst him and not stop until:

A. I die
B. His power is reduced to an area the size of a small studio apartment
C. The world becomes uninhabitable, I have a spaceship and Darkshade does not.

Signed,
PERFECTION

 

[Vengeance]

I find the shear amount of arse licking, shaft sucking action in this forum absolutely disgusting.

 

[Perfection]

Join me Vengeance in the fight agianst Darkshade

 

[Vengeance]

How can one doubt Perfection.

 

[Perfection]

We shall celebrate this new alliance by adding chocolate to milk

 

[Vengeance]

Ah yes. But wait Perfection. To sweeten the alliance I would like you to meet my dear friend, Kim Jong-il. We both share much excitement about the glourious future in the fight against the prentenders.

 

[Perfection]

The alliance grows stronger yet agian, Soon we will be an unstoppable juggernaut of destruction,

 

[Vengeance]

Our Glourious Leader of the Alliance Forces

Most people are under the misconception that North Korea is an oppressive nation that commits attrocities against its populace and terrorizes its neighbors. Nothing could be further from the truth! North Korea is paradise on Earth!

 

[omichyron]

I'm voting for Simon Darkshade. I'm not sure why. I guess I was thinking of all the wear and tear an ocean to ocean carpet of corpses would save my on shoes. No more harsh, artificial surfaces underfoot.

BWAHAHAHAHA

 

[Perfection]

Vengence thats not a picture of me, Kim Jong-il is just one of our underlings

 

[Dark Ascendant]

Heil Darkshade!

The world shall tremble before his might...

 

[Perfection]

Dark Ascendeant you must resist the darkshade of the force join the lightshade, Remember if he takes over the world. We all will probobly die.

 

[Vengeance]

Originally posted by Perfection
Vengence thats not a picture of me, Kim Jong-il is just one of our underlings

I suggest you choose your words very carfeully around our Glourious Leader. It is insult enough that he has to read these posts in such a barbaric language. Everyone knows the language of the wise North Koreans is the purest language known to the tongue of mankind! That is why the vulgar words from foreign languages are never used in North Korea.