"Sample" Exam Questions

[Simon Darkshade]

I am trying to put together an examination for entrance into Evil University for my future minions. Please contribute what you see as appropriate questions..

1.)Discuss the contention that Cleopatra had the body of a roll top desk and the mind of a duck. (Oxford and Cambridge O Level Board 1976)
The answer: yes.

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Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
- N.S.Khrushchev

 

[goodbye_mr_bond]

Even if it is any kinds of sort of occupation irrespective of supply, there is the rule and procedure of the basis. The jobs are going to be advanced in conformity with it. However, in fact, it is demanded quickness and work efficiency. Therefore we often do to omit some parts and also make reverse order. Even if it is such the application action, while understanding the basis, the jobs are advancing nonexistent hindrance.

For a while, the application action becomes the custom with the progress in time, the basis having been completely forgotten. Even if small obstacles come to result by it, the basis is not looked back to persist in the way. For the first time it is faced with big difficulty, we notice that there were errors in the deed of the self.

On the other hand, errors sometimes exist in the basic rules. All the rules are not necessarily maintained, to the rapid change of the environment that surrounds us such as the rapid progress of information technique, the reduction of the budget by businessdepression and the rising of the attention of the society to the military.

Even if the rules become unbecoming in an era and feel necessity of revision, it is left because sparing the labor, as the result, has made work efficiency and economic eficiency sacrifice. Needless to say these cases are rare cases. However, when we encounter such a scene and jobs stagnate by it, we feel strong anger.

Discuss.

 

[xeven_god_of_helsibahr]

Xeven's Evil Exam "Sample" Questions:

Instructions:

Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time Limit: 4 hours.


HISTORY
Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.


MEDICINE
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.


PUBLIC SPEAKING
Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.


BIOLOGY
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.


MUSIC
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.


PSYCHOLOGY
Based on your degree of knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicea, Hammurabi. Support your evaluations with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.


SOCIOLOGY
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.


MANAGEMENT SCIENCE
Define management. Define science. How do they relate? Why? Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an 1130 CPU supporting 50 terminals, each terminal to activate your algorithm; design the communications interface and all necessary control programs.


ENGINEERING
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel is appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.


ECONOMICS
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubism, the Donatist controversy, the wave theory of light. Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.


POLITICAL SCIENCE
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.


EPISTEMOLOGY
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position.


PHYSICS
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.


PHILOSOPHY
Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.


GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.


*** EXTRA CREDIT ***


Define the universe; give three examples.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Oh, how very droll. Thanks muchly.
Here are a few others:

COMPUTER SCIENCE
Design and create either the Internet, or Civilization 3. You have 90 minutes, and your tools are a pencil, paper, a 286 IBM with no hard drive, and a small aubergine.

COOKING
Whip up a ten course banquet that caters for vegetarians, Jews, Muslims, and the inhabitants of London ( a small village on the planet Mars, near the capital Wubble). You have 2 hours, and are allowed to use a pencil, paper, a 286 IBM with no hard drive and two small aubergines.

EVIL PATRIOTISM
Kick the scoundrel out of his last refuge, and write a hagiographic account of the glorious life and deeds of our beloved leader, Comrade Darkshade, to be unveiled at the next "We Love the Evil Dictator" Day.
You are to write it over the Book of Kells (Just ignore the stuff already in there).
You are allowed to use a kindergarten finger painting class, a cat o' nine tails, and three small aubergines.

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Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
- N.S.Khrushchev

 

[TrailblazingScot]

what is the pass mark?

I say 1 percent!...and even that you miss by half a percent

 

[Simon Darkshade]

100% of course, at the bare minimum. My minions must be of the highest intellectual standard, as well as being depraved, atavistic ne'er do wells.

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Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
- N.S.Khrushchev