Say these words and I will slap you

I swear to send my Romanian snipers to hunt people
who insist on using that moronic text-message typing.
EG;
"wot du u want 2 do 2morow?"

All culprits please learn some basic English.

Or you'll be shot.

:lol:
 
Originally posted by CurtSibling
I swear to send my Romanian snipers to hunt people
who insist on using that moronic text-message typing.
EG;
"wot du u want 2 do 2morow?"

All culprits please learn some basic English.

Or you'll be shot.

:lol:

I accept text message typing in text messages but otherwise it should never be used...Also slight useage is bearable.
 
I was talking about simpletons who use it when NOT on their mind-control devices, (mobiles).
 
I hate it when people repeat themself's It gets so annoying ;)

also some phrase's I hate are!

1.ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! (give it a rest already)
2.I PITY THE FOO (I pity the foo who uses this tired old catch phrase)
3.DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN (is it eggs?)
 
Aw, common be-atch! Wassup with that sugar?

I mean, dang man, you know what I'm saying?

Anyway, ciao holmes.
 
One group of words that I find odd are swear words. How can some words be worse than others? It's just a word. And then because it's a "bad" word people try to act "cool" by using them in their everyday speach. Also if they're such bad words, then why is it that words derived from them such as "darn", "shucks", etc. are okay to say?

One word usage in particular that confuses me is using "hell" as an adjective. "Run like hell" How do you run like hell? How exactly does hell run?
 
Originally posted by Apollo
One group of words that I find odd are swear words. How can some words be worse than others? It's just a word. And then because it's a "bad" word people try to act "cool" by using them in their everyday speach. Also if they're such bad words, then why is it that words derived from them such as "darn", "shucks", etc. are okay to say?

One word usage in particular that confuses me is using "hell" as an adjective. "Run like hell" How do you run like hell? How exactly does hell run?
Well how do you F#%#ing run like hell ;)

heres one that really stumps me.
"Its cold as hell in here" :confused:
 
Originally posted by Apollo
One word usage in particular that confuses me is using "hell" as an adjective. "Run like hell" How do you run like hell? How exactly does hell run?

I have always understood that this is an abbreviation Run like hell is behind you. As for as cold as hell? Got me....:confused:
 
Wasn't Dante's last circle of hell a field of ice, where the most wretched were buried underneath?

Of course, if you go by that, then "when hell freezes over" loses its meaning....

To the topic: Nothing racist about me, but I too find overuse of ebonic slang, particularly by whitey, to be at the very least pretentious--a quality that irritates me anyway. I like the Sprite commercial where the white boy gets his baggy, hang-below-the buttcrack pants stuck in the escalator, and loses them to his embarrassment, lol.... Or the Offspring song (not really a fan of them, but I like this one) "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)"--especially the part where the blacks on the street talk about "kicking his lily ass" for trying to pretend he's one of them. Hell, I hear some young punks talk about their "hood" and their "Gs" and "homies" and whatnot who wouldn't last a New York second in a real "hood", especially being all cocky like they often are....

Basically, if it's REAL, it's real. If it ain't, it's BS. And I'll treat it accordingly.

I do use "beeyatch" sometimes though, as a "softer" term for, well, you know....

As for "fudge", "shoot", "dang" or whatever, I wish I had more of a habit of using those--depending on the workplace, sometimes "cursing" is frowned upon and can land you in trouble if you do too much of it. Sometimes you gotta use SOME kind of expletive--it just comes out--so if you get in the habit of using these "substitute curse words" then you'll less likely find yourself in trouble, part of a "hostile work environment" action or whatever. None of this has happened to me, but I've been warned sometimes....

One consistently annoying term is "dude"--like "Hey DUUUDE, check this out!" This has actually been around for awhile, and I remember using it myself as a teenager--so maybe that's why I cringe when I hear grown men around me still addressing themselves--and me--that way. I outgrew it.... I understand there's no harm or disrespect in the term, it's just annoying--to me anyway.
 
I hate it when people repeat themself's It gets so annoying ;)

also some phrase's I hate are!

1.ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! (give it a rest already)
2.I PITY THE FOO (I pity the foo who uses this tired old catch phrase)
3.DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN (is it eggs?)
 
Good one Kefka, do it again and it is spam. ;)

"All your Ban are belong to us"
Us being Mods.
 
My theory on swearing is, if you need to in a place you shouldn't, get creative. Instead of saying shoot, or darn it, or fudge, Try some of these:

Son of a motherless goat!
For the love of all that is sacred and holy!
I don't give a pair of fetid dingo's kidney's!

and if you want to say FU to someone, try this:

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

These are tame, but a truely proficient swearer can curse without using four letter words. It's all in the inflection and delivery. Practice of course makes perfect.

That said, I'm a firm believer in using four letter words when you can and when they fit. Fudge is something I eat, it is never a curse. Shoot has to do with guns or sports, not with defication. And darn has something to do with knitting I think, not sending someone to hell.

Speaking of hell reminds me of one of the ones I hate the most, H-E-double hockey sticks. Could there be a more stupid phrase? (Checks previous posts) Okay, there could be a few.;)
 
At last, another man who believes in creative insults!
Try this one on for size, and consider what naughty phrase it replaces:
"Go forth and multiply"

Others: Is that your nose or a disease?
Do those fleas on your body do tricks?

Nice work, Minister for Women and Other Alien Races, nice work:cool:
 
Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
At last, another man who believes in creative insults!

Nice work, Minister for Women and Other Alien Races, nice work:cool:

Thank you, you lowdown, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous, perverted worm!;) (To SD, this is a compliment)

Yes I borrowed that one, points If any you can name the source.
 
I wouldn't call myself larcenous.





But you are being far too kind and polite with the rest.:D
 
Another abuse of language.

I recieved a letter in the mail yesterday. It was from the landscaping company that cut down an old tree on our property last year. The letter included our "2002 plant health care program". Included in this program is mulching, pruning and watering. These services couldn't be offered by a mere gardener. Lucky for me I will be able hire their special "Plant Health Care Technicians". :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Originally posted by Whiskey Priest
Another abuse of language.

I recieved a letter in the mail yesterday. It was from the landscaping company that cut down an old tree on our property last year. The letter included our "2002 plant health care program". Included in this program is mulching, pruning and watering. These services couldn't be offered by a mere gardener. Lucky for me I will be able hire their special "Plant Health Care Technicians". :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I would be embarassed if that was my job title. I wouldn't mind gardener, though it is not my first choice of a career. Sanitation engineer is the original and speaks to people being embarassed about what they do instead of standing up and saying, "Yeah, I collect garbage. I work hard, get dirty, and get paid reasonably well for what I do, and the qualification I need for my job. You got a problem with that?"

It's the whole mentality that we need to feel good about ourselves. This is fine, the problem is that what is meant is that we need to feel good about ourselves, and the way to do that is to be able to justify it to everyone else. This is the same basic problem we have when we give all the kids trophies for participating, instead of trophies for winning.

I have always liked sports, but was never above average in any of them. I participated in Soccer, Baseball, and Basketball as a youth. I have only 3 trophies for years of participation in multiple sports, but I value each one, and remember the events surrounding those trophies more than the rest of the seasons combined. I thoroughly reject this concept of making everyone feel good about themselves all the time.

In summary, they should just say 'gardener'!!!

/rant over:)
 
Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
Try this one on for size, and consider what naughty phrase it replaces:
"Go forth and multiply"

:lol: Well, that clears a few things up!

When something goes wrong for me, rather than swearing I usually say "doh" because it puts me in such good company. :D
 
Things I hate to hear...

Why was my thread closed/deleated?

Your infringing on my rights to free speach!!

Can I be a mod? Pleezeeeee??????


Oddly enough, most of that comes from the same guy. :scan:

:lol:
 
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