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[steviejay]

CG where do you get that Gnome? Is it from the very start of the game? How do you get him after each level?

 

[MrPopov]

I played Through Episode Two Holding a ******* Gnome!

 

[GenMarshall]

CG where do you get that Gnome? Is it from the very start of the game? How do you get him after each level?

The flipping gnome can be found under the bench near the door before you leave after talking with Dr. Magnosson. The riding shotgun chapter is the most annoying level to play with the gnome because there is a certan way to fit the gnome in the car. The hunter copter doesn't help eather .

 

[Captain2]

Welcome to the rocketman club

You must be at least this unhinged to enter

 

[Luckymoose]

I'm a lead farmer.

 

[cardgame]

Great job, United States of America!


Making History, which I quit after conquering up to about the real German borders, because it is literally impossible to make any kind of an army without losing all of your arms or consumer goods.

 

[Godwynn]

The Germans rejected the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact and never invaded the Soviet Union. I was able to conquer the entire continent with 168 divisions split between tanks, infantry, and marines. I decided to re-draw the borders of Europe to my liking, since I owned all of it.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

^In a similar vein, I had Germany offer the Pact, but for the Soviets to refuse it. Resulted in a messy situation in Europe. Year by year:

Spoiler :

Following the Polish conquest Spain joins the Axis and invades southern France. Britain messes up in North Africa as Italy attacks. The Soviets declare war on Germany but fail to advance, and the Germans have a huge territorial advantage due to taking all of Poland.

Italy has a North African empire! Then France invades after a successful attack on the Iberian peninsula. The Soviets hold the line.

The French attack through the Maginot Line and conquer Germany in a matter of months, then push into Poland and meet the Soviets. Britain reclaims North Africa. The Axis consist purely of the Italian remnant and, erm, Bulgaria.

I'm playing as a USA focused only on Japan to practice my fleet management, so I've had nothing to do with this madness, for once.

 

[mythmonster2]

Wow, I just love the AI in that game!

 

[Darth_Pugwash]

 

[Maniacal]

Spoiler :

Oh how I wanted to just leave him there.

Mr. Gnome complaining about my driving.

Mr. Gnome seeking comfot from Alex after I drove over him. Twice. ON. PURPOSE.

He get's lonely very very very quickly.

FINALLY!

I get the feeling Lamarr and the Gnome are going to crew us over somehow yet again.

AND STAY IN THERE YOU STUPID LUMP OF PAINTED INDESTRUCTABLE CONCRETE!

 

[Ulyaoth]

I still never even got past nova prospekt of the original game, and I've had it since release.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Spoiler :

Oh how I wanted to just leave him there.

Mr. Gnome complaining about my driving.

Mr. Gnome seeking comfot from Alex after I drove over him. Twice. ON. PURPOSE.

He get's lonely very very very quickly.

FINALLY!

I get the feeling Lamarr and the Gnome are going to crew us over somehow yet again.

AND STAY IN THERE YOU STUPID LUMP OF PAINTED INDESTRUCTABLE CONCRETE!

Oh yeah, well:

 

[GVBN]

I broke the game

 

[GenMarshall]

Played around a bit with CivRevolutions for iTouch/iPhone

Spoiler :

Oh how I wanted to just leave him there.

Mr. Gnome complaining about my driving.

Mr. Gnome seeking comfot from Alex after I drove over him. Twice. ON. PURPOSE.

He get's lonely very very very quickly.

FINALLY!

I get the feeling Lamarr and the Gnome are going to crew us over somehow yet again.

AND STAY IN THERE YOU STUPID LUMP OF PAINTED INDESTRUCTABLE CONCRETE!

Reminds me of Thorvald's awful road trip

 

[Genocidicbunny]

What the heck happened there. This is 1941, not 2001. Seriously, I have no idea how they got that high of a belligerance, but its making everyone from chile to zimbabwe to dow on them.

 

[Synobun]

Played around a bit with CivRevolutions for iTouch/iPhone

Spoiler :

That looks horrible. Pokemon looks better than that.

 

[Maniacal]

I wouldn't say it looks bad, especially since it's on a PHONE!

 

[Luckymoose]

I wouldn't say it looks bad, especially since it's on a PHONE!

The iPhone is a beast.

 

[Captain2]

Few can beat Pokemon is terms of poor quality quality