preturn -- India declares war on China??
1752AD MMWM
1754AD Liz must have been doing drugs with Gandhi, she demands tribute from us!
I politely refuse her and she declares war on us.
1756AD Skirmishes with the English.
1758AD Our newly launched destroyer sees and Egyptian galley polluting the waters off our coast, we declare war on Egypt and sink the offending galley.
One less annoyance
Canterbury is captured and razed, it will tell no tales.
York is captured and razed.
1760AD Our troops fine preformance is rewarded by the apperance of Charlemagne.
Antium is liberated. Reading is liberated.
1762AD Charlemagne builds the Pentagon in Paris.
The Seige of London begins.
Escargots is founded on top of the ruins of York.
Norwich is liberated.
1764AD Neapolis is liberated.
London is captured and razed.
Pouilly-Fuisse is founded in the LOndon vineyards.
1766AD Hastings is captured and razed, we are careful not to damage the grapes
1768AD In the middle of the vineyards we build, Chateau d'Yquem.
Cumae is liberated.
1770AD Birmingham is captured and razed.
Pompeii is liberated.
Hispalis is liberated. Our troops notice 2 Aztec towns. We declare war on the Aztec.
The Chinese finally destroy the Indians
1772AD Ravenna (aztec) is liberated.
Nottingham is captured and razed.
Chateaunef-du-Pape is founded.
1774AD Calixtlahuaca (aztec) is liberated
1776AD Newcastle is liberated.
1778AD Pine Tar is founded.
1780AD Warwick liberated.
1782AD Sable founded.
Oxford liberated.
Coventry liberated.
1784AD - 1790ADMMWM
We here it is:
Icy French