Sorry for the delay guys. Here's the first part of the first spoiler (through the Russian war). I'll finish it up tonight and post it in the spoiler thread. Please comment if I missed anything key.
The initial plan of the Chaos team
Came to Ruff_Hi in a dream.
A permanent alliance with our “friend”
Would be the quickest way for the game to end.
The team agreed upon this route.
And Chriseay began this glorious bout.
The settler moved southwest to the hill
And Thebes is built there with great skill.
Our smarter townfolk learn to dig a hole
While hardier ones are made into a patrol.
Bronze working is next to be studied
And a worker is taught to get muddied.
In 3340, Strauss and Catherine meet.
Plans are soon laid for her defeat.
A warrior goes south, down Moscow way
And we start to learn how to mold clay.
After pottery, Ruff_Hi takes a vow
That we will get more yield from a cow.
In the north, Animal Husbandry unveils horses.
Memphis is built there, for chariot forces.
In 2230, we learn of a real show stopper.
St. Pete has been settled next to our copper!
We now adopt a military stance.
We must take out Cathy to have a chance.
Mysticism and fishing are next on the research slate.
Meditation, hunting, and archery prove worth the wait.
I_play_4_fun builds some workers that improve
our land before the big military move.
JeeJeep switches all our production
To chariots keen on Russia’s destruction.
In exploring down south, he makes a find
Of copper that we must keep in mind.
Munterpipe, our fearless team skipper
Declares war on Cathy and starts to unzip her.
Our warrior pillages the southern copper mine
And then fortifies there, all fights to decline.
The northern copper is next to be looted.
While chariots to St. Pete are routed.
In 985, the assault is begun with chariots four.
Two die but the others finish the chore.
Hook ‘Em lays plans for the siege of Rostov.
Five war chariots will attack in a drove.
In 895, the assault on Rostov commences.
Two chariots fall, but the rest quell the defenses.
Research has continued with masonry and writing.
Our learned ones must do something besides fighting.
Our invasion force finds Moscow well defended
So the advance is temporarily suspended.
The forces skip Moscow and head to the east.
In 685, Novgorod falls with no Egyptian deceased!
During Chriseay’s next turn, Cathy makes a mistake.
Her garrison goes east, Novgorod to retake.
Chriseay lets them go, his eyes on the prize.
625 BC is the year of Moscow’s demise.
Novgorod is retaken, leaving only one town.
Chaos forces march to take Cathy’s crown.
In 490 BC, Russia’s end is nigh.
The honors go to our teammate, Ruff_Hi.
Our conquest of Russia was thorough and swift
Keeping copper from Cathy gave our army a big lift.
to everybody, especially Ruff (is that a new dog you've got there?), who kept the game going to the end.
at CFR.
We should sue or something
. And it seems like Team Very Quick is going to get the Wooden Spoon for slowest finish
