1 VC is all you need... you just need to pick which one, to acheive either objective 4 (for laurels

) or objective 5 (probably forfeiting the laurels but escaping the evil nightmare with your sanity still intact).
I don't quote your joke... mine is just an habit i took, which adds to my picky nature

complaints with my mom.
What i quoted
starts to be clear.
If i can dare a suggestion, the list of required objectives can be something like this:
To compete for a laurel you must:
1) Dr Evil’s lair is razed
2) You own the Swinger’s Pad
3) The Swinger’s Pad is Legendary without using Great Works (“culture bombs”

4) You win the game by one of these conditions:
a. Spaceship lands at Alpha Centauri
b. UN diplomatic victory with 2 civs voting for you
c. Culture Victory where Culture Through Espionage does not exceed 4000 culture in at least two of your Legendary Cities.
To be ranked or compete for a laurel in case no team or not enough teams achieve #4 you can:
5)
You win the game in any fashion, including
the above, but also including Conquest/Domination/Time/Religion/UN with less than 2 other civs votes/Culture VC that does not comply with above restrictions/and anything else not covered, provided you complete #1, #2 and #3.
This is my
humble suggestion to clean the field of any misinterpretation.
Including Space in #5 is redundant, but if you prefere you can do it.
IMO a better #5 can be:
5) win the game in any fashion, meaning you can win any Victory Conditon normally allowed in BtS without any restriction, provided you complete #1, #2 and #3.
I'm sure your better knowledge of English will find a better wording than mine
