Pre-flight check ...
Cities seem to be in okay shape... change a few pike builds to Legions.
IBT - lots of enemy troops advance... and i have an idea...
English drop off a couple of longbows in our lightly defended core...
Greeks request and audience, and are rebuffed.
Rome Knight>Knight
Veii Knight>Knight
Pompeii Settler>Legion
French start Shakes
English building Copernicus', Shakes, Magellan's
Nottingham completes Copernicus' Observatory
Germans cascade to Shakes
Turn 1 (860) Promote one of two knights whacking the english longbows... move some stuff around, bombards some enemby units...
In an attempt to draw the German Knights out of the mountains and towards Aesonium, I empty the garrison and send the Legion armies north to see if they can do some damage.
IBT - Enemy troops advance... go 1-0-1 against german longbows in the mountains.
Neocaledonium Rax>Legion
Gonzomonium Legion>Legion
Frankfurt completes Shakespeare's theater.
Turn 2 (870)
Lob a rock outside a german city, and the stupid game hangs.
Okay - after rebooting and running spybot, I'm ready for another go at this. A lot of this infernal spyware crap uses ActiveX... which (as it happens) is used by the game too, I believe...
Pillage german Iron and another tile outside Munich
Move some troops around, and try to establish something that resembles a perimeter in the mountains. Gozpel's right...these mountains are our enemy. Time to befriend them.
IBT - German Knights go 1-0-1 versus a legion in the mountains. Greek Longbow attacks a legion and dies outside Gonzo
Hispalis Knight>Legion
Aesonium Rax>Spear
French building Magellan's
Turn 3 (880) whack a German Knight, whack a couple of english muskets...
Found Jerusalem on a horse covered in a rockpile
An elite archer...and no real good use for him...whack a french longbow... no leader... he's cannon fodder now...
IBT - the first English Cavalry shows up... on our western flank. Amazingly, we redline the cav.
Turn 4 (890) Pillage some more stuff in germany..
Wake an elite an elite Legion in Neocaledonium to go after the redlined Cav, and...
IBT- I'll be danged... we did not lose a single unit...
The French request an audience, and are rebuffed. Because they're the French, and we're as Xenophobic, poor war-mongering a bunch of fools as you'll ever want to find.

(1 gold per turn to Sir Bugsy)
Rome trains a Knight...as does Antium...and Cumae..and Neaopolis. Pisae Trains a Legion, starts a longbow. Vironicum Pike>Legion
Turn 5 (900) whack a Ruskie Knight... a french longbow... make that 2 French Longbows...knock some HP off some others outside Brundisium...
Here we go... Akkad... 2 Legion Armies versus Bab musket(s)
First Legion Army is redlined killing a musket, second Legion Army catches a new musket flatfooted and kills him. Akkad is now defended by a spear.
Found Caeseara on a rockpile. Kill some bad guys... move some stuff around...
Got 3 fresh knights in a shiny new army. Hey 'slinger...remember "rucksack full of five-five-six and a pocket full of rice?"
Take a screenie...I think I'm rolling 'em back in the mountains...
IBT - some german Knights attack...
English request and audience... and are promptly taunted.
2 More English Cav take a shot at us... not good. We retreat another...
Ravenna Knight>Knight. Hispalis Legion>Settler Syracuse Legion>Legion
Turn 6 (910)
This business of whacking Cavalry with Legions at Neocaledonium is a freakin' hoot! But seriously...I think I'm gonna try to get something faster over there...
Pillage some stuff around Marseilles...
Oh yeah! Legion Army versus Bab spear...I've been waiting for this one:
Shuffle some troops...give some troops a rest...
IBT - Babylonians request and audience (are you guys picking up a recurring theme here?) and are told
IBT - the french whack on of our Knight armies with a cav that was under the fog
Train some more troops...
Turn 7 (920) whack a couple of German Muskets...
IBT- an English Cavalry knocks off a Legion at Byzantium, a greek Longbow dies against a legion at some greek city...
Byzantium Knight>Knight Aesonium Spear>Longbow
Turn 8 (930)
I may be goin' down, but I plan on taking a few AI with me!
...and the stupid game won't advance units properly...
Reboot, Load the game back up and Houston falls (again)...whack a French Longbow...
Our catapults go 0-4 against the English Cav...Lose an elite Knight against that English Cav... promote a Knight killing that bugger.
Pillaging around Marseilles...and Amiens...
IBT - Japan requests an audience...the only one we'll listen to...wants our territory map...won't trade Gunpowder...
IBT - here come the Cavalry... this is not good...
An English Cav picks off a knight on a hill..
Turn 9 (940) take out that English cav...give some troops a rest...kill a musketeer at Amiens...
IBT - Unbelievable... A German Cav dies to a Legion at Brundisium, an English Cav dies to a Legion at
a French longbow falls to our knight at Amiens...
Palmyra worker>rax
Turn 10 (950)
After killing some enemy, and resting some units, I lose an elite Legion at Mycenae, promoting the fortified hoplite. There was a Greek longbow on the heels of the one I was about to attack with...not even noticing that the Legion was Elite, I decided that 2 Legions was probably not enough to take the city, so I went after the longbow, and...
The new leader is in Gonzomorium.