SheepNES3 : New Dawn

My research -
http://www.halcyon.com/piglet/ozites/oz0601.htm
A people who live on top of Flathead Mountain in the far northwest corner of the Gillikin Country. Their heads are flat, appearing to be cut off just above the eyes and ears. They have no hair on the top of their heads, they have large, bright deep violet eyes, their ears stick out, and they have small stubby noses. They wear metallic clothing made from small thin discs of tin, iron, and silver wired together. Because of the shape of their heads they have no room for brains, therefore, each Flathead carries their brains in a can. There are 101 Flatheads, and each is a dictator of something or other. Their ruler is called theSupreme Dictator.
War, slavery, and the potlatch were regular institutions on the coast.* One of the most characteristic customs, especially prevalent along the coasts of Washington and British Columbia, was artificial head-flattening, but it did not obtain, curiously enough, among the Indians now called Flatheads (see Salish).
... Flat Heads. ... If your baby does develop a flat spot, use a wedge or rolled up blanket to prop baby on his side so the non-flat part of his head rests on the bed. ...
http://users.skynet.be/pater.de.smet/pj-e/pagina60.htm
They formerly occupied the rough mountains at the extreme head of Missouri river, subsisting more by roots and berries than by hunting, as they were cut off from the buffalo country by their powerful enemies, the Blackfeet. They had houses of bark and reeds, as well as the skin tipi

Supreme Dictator Waka-waka of the Pointedheads rules his Ravalli tribal confederation with an iron fist (or believes he does). Each of his 100 co-rulers of Dictators each lay claim to one of the smaller tribes, though only half of them can actually lay down the law with their puny clubs (50 clubmen).
Waka-waka believes that from birth he was blessed by Sky and Earth to rule as far as he could see from the top of the highest mountains. That's what his grandaddy told him. He has great visions of conquest of the many primitive flat-skulls that surround his land... though his advisors Dictators Nyuk-nyuk of the Mudpuppies and Woob-woob-woob of the Cahoochies suggest he strengthen the unity of tribes first.
He has already made three decrees...
1) bark shall no longer be used for houses, but for armor and building primitive roads
2) The flathead catfish shall be trained to pull the rafts and increase the power of their five raft navy.
3) Anyone who is found flattening their heads of their children shall be disowned exiled from their tribe and subsequently conquered by the Pointedheads later and enslaved.
(note: Pointedheads, like the other tribes of north and central and south america have a strong immunity to all diseases - including smallpox, cowpox, aids, and syphillis)
 
When are we looking at for the update? I think this Nes could be a more sort of fun one with some interesting stories
 
Starting Update 0. As the name suggests this wont mean anything major. The map will be the same. Stats will be added for the first time. Oh and afterwards and stories and orders will be accepted. As it is 10:48pm here now and I have to work tommorrow the update will be up in the morning here at the very latest.
 
Update 0 - 2000BCE.

Civilisations around the world have arisen and the test of time now starts. Will you and your people survive the road to ultimate power?

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Stats have been updated. At the very moment unless you have a direct border (black border) with another civilisation you do not have contact with anyone.
 
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Player Stats need to be redone as I was so tired I closed the window I was working on them in. AHHHHHHH! Do them, in the morning. GOOOOOOOD NIGHT ALL!
 
The mob in waiting that was the people of Ankh-Morpork spung into action when the news that the old "tax farmers" had been replaced with a Patrician controlled tax collection service. The tax farmers were big quiet men who paid money up front in order to collect taxes, which meant that compared to the money coming in as taxes the people were paying a certain amount of tax....
The new system meant that the Patrician was receving the same amount of tax but the people were being a taxed alot less. The people were happy and having more money brought about a turn around in the econmy.

Corporal Nobbs was hiding out of the wind having a quiet fag when 7ft monster of a man grabbed his shoulder. Nobbs went into survival mode with a quick I diddnt do it!!! The human brick wall grunted out that Nobbs was to go West with the new generation who heard of the Vine's which produced a drink called Wine. These traders had decided to go West to expand the City State....well make a few coins at the same time but defintilly for Ankh-Morpork..... Nobbs was to make sure there was no one more corrupt then him.....not saying alot but Nobbs was smart enough to know that danger lurked in what some unuaslly cruel parents had named bambi...(being named bambi either turns you into a dancer with some close male freinds or someone who could cast a shadow measured in serveal feet)

Orders in short
Replace tax farmers with tax collecters (increse ecomny hofefully)
Expand west

From Ankh-Morpork
To Neighbours to my east (SP?)

Hello, I would like to arrange a full miltary alliance with the hopes that our people become best of freinds and that a full royal marriage be arranged between your princess fioina and the Son and future heir of Ankh_morpork
 
To Ankh-Morpork
From Teutons

We will not consider the marriage at the time being as the Crown Prince Federich of the Teutonic Orders is the heir to the throne of our empire. However we do accept to sign a defensive alliance to protect us from the maurading barbarians.
 
ORDERS
King Aifus
Grow army x1
Expand a lot into Thrace and on coasts.
 
Gorpoopulans totally invent swimming! And cross the Tigris and Euphrates rivers, noting that things are just as fig-filled and fertile over there, the policies of promiscuous love and pondering deep thoughts continue unabated.

One deep thought was had by the thinker Billybillybopbopbop that more Gorpoopulans should be able to kill people. D Bootstrap agreed, so the military was increased.

Orders:
Expand across the two rivers
Increase military (take away whatever that costs if it costs something)
 
NPC 'Flatheads'
Supreme Dictator Waka-waka

ORDERS
Grow army x1
Change to tax collectors
Research writing
Expand east, along the Missouri river

Waka-waka begins to see his visions of Pointedhead empire grow, and decides to lay wasteand enslave the flat-headed Sioux tribe to the west. However, his advisor Dictator Nyuk-nyuk of the Mudpuppies raises his pointed feathered head and advises Waka-waka against such rash actions, especially when their army only consists of only fifty Dictators armed with clubs riding rafts pulled by catfish.
"Unite first, and then divide and conquer, supreme dictator!"
Waka-waka therefore lays down the foundations of a great city of Fozzi on the banks of the Missouri river, using the labor of the flathead slaves to construct a great wooden meeting house. Gathered there, he forces the pitiful flathead brutes to craft him more clubs, so that his other fifty Dictators may be armed to destroy the foe. The Dictators, now armed by the enslaved, force them to instate tribute from their foragings and fishings from the great river Missouri (change to tax collectors).
Armor is crafted from bark...
100 years pass as Waka-waka unites his people.
Dictator Woob-woob-woob of the Cahoochies, old and tired, raises his ceremonial club, advising Waka-waka...
"Bark does nothing for armor. Perhaps we can use them to count tribute and flatheads...!" and hence the Pointedheads began researching writing, using the various plant and animal juices to start inscribing on the bark.
Supreme Dictator Waka-waka dies and leaves the construction of his empire to Waka II. The Dictators, now a privileged class, leave the ruling and beating of the slaves to their children.
 
Sorry, I don't have a lot of time to write a story this turn, going on a short trip.(should be back for the next update)

Chief Patwin III marries the daughter of local tribe Miwok, effectively bringing a union of all the native tribes from the ocean to the Sierra Nevada mountians, through a stable system of tribal loyalities.

In honor of this union, Patwin begins a major irrigration project to the sacromento river delta. I guess this counts a wonder, increases crop production.
 
Sheep, regretfully I have to quit for now.
 
Update coming in 48 hours with or without the orders needed. With the orders would be better though
 
Fujin Orders
Increase economy
New Wonder(Pride of Emperor +4 economy)
Expand in all directions
 
Bosporan Orders:

Increase Economy.
Expand northward. Try to convince the steppe nomads they'd be better off in the Kingdom than on their own.
 
Yo Sheep, you updating this thing? I know you're on...
 
Chokosee Orders

Expand northward along the Great River.
Increase navy, to allow faster trade and expansion along the river.

NPC me until further notice, I'm moving into college.
 
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