Signs that you can't play Civ2 very well

[Woodswallow]

1. The neighbour's goldfish always beats you at Chieftain level.
2. After 65 years and spending $24,000,000 on Civ2 psycotherapy you build your first city - ever...
3. ...Only to have the barbarians destroy it 2 moves later.
4. The AI civs kick you off your own game and vote you stupidest player of all time.

 

[Swiss Bezerker]

5)You think that the sioux should always be a playabke nation(what were they thinking

 

[Woodswallow]

5.5 - You convince yourself that the moth crawling across your screen is another unit. (yeah I know it's lame, but....)

 

[ElephantU]

6) Your Advisory Council votes to overthrow you and install Elvis as the new emperor.

 

[The Person]

7 - You wonder what button to click to start anew game.

8 - Your main defence and offence unit in 2020 is the Warrior.

9 - After weeks of posting on this forum you still can't figure out how to build a new settler to found another city...

10 - ...hell, you don't even know you can build more cities!

 

[Valka D'Ur]

You mean I was supposed to use that settler guy to build a city? I thought he was just supposed to wander around, finding stuff.

 

[Sub]

11) You nuke your own city

 

[Swiss Bezerker]

12)your people compare your skills at governing to Arnold Shwartsheneggar

 

[Cotton_Eyed_Joe]

13)You use settlers to defend your cities

 

[The Person]

14 - You use settlers to attack...

15 - ...and wonder why you can't.

16 - Even the AI/S laughs at you.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

13)You use settlers to defend your cities

I"m guilty of that. (sometimes )

17: you never (or rarely) play above warlord difficulty level

18: you rely heavily on the civilopedia and the tech tree to figure out where you want to go--and still can't decide

19: You didn't know that settlers can build roads until you accidentally hit the 'r' key on your keyboard.

 

[Cotton_Eyed_Joe]

20: you didn't even know that roads existed until you accidently hit r
21: You can't read.
22: You see a resource and you think its an enemy unit
23: You have sent in over 30 questions in the faq

 

[Joeb WK]

24:You think exploreres are useful.
25: You rely on council for all your decision making.
26:You're convinced the military adviser is the worlds greatest tactician.

 

[The Person]

27 - You wonder what "that camel unit" is good for, "since it can't attack".

28 - You found all your cities on mountains because you want the best defence bonus...

29 - ...but still lose because your citizens starve to death...

30 - ...and wonder why.

 

[ElephantU]

31) You can't wait to build Eiffel Tower and become friends with all the AI civs.

32) You keep losing out on getting Wonders because you think you have to build each in the year it was really built historically.

 

[Cotton_Eyed_Joe]

33) You build road to connect you and the enemy while you at war with them
34) You send in worker after worker trying to finish it off

 

[Jari_86]

35) You mix Galleons and Fregates and wonder how on earth you can't get any units to enter the ship.

 

[Cotton_Eyed_Joe]

36) You Didn't even know units could board ships

 

[Smash]

37-you spend the first 2000 years trying to figure out how to kill that buffalo with your spearman

 

[Cotton_Eyed_Joe]

38).... and you lose