das
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And that statement is the proof of my own Theory of Stupidity of the Easy Approach. Americans bombed alittle and occupied one country, Russians massacred rioters and invaded TWO countries... same result.
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And that statement is the proof of my own Theory of Stupidity of the Easy Approach. Americans bombed alittle and occupied one country, Russians massacred rioters and invaded TWO countries... same result.
Concona
Son of Etheliar
Silver, do you know that Holland has the ABC-island (Aruba, Bonaire and Curacao) ?
alex994
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i saw the polar bear remark das... 
das
Regeneration In Process
You saw, but there is scarcely anything you can do that will be effective, short of inviting a penguin occupation force to intervenne and allow you to withstand the tides of Polar Bear Revolution.
"For too long have our ethnic brethren, the Spectacled (or Andean) Bears lived under Brazilian opression!"
- General Grhrokr.
"For too long have our ethnic brethren, the Spectacled (or Andean) Bears lived under Brazilian opression!"
- General Grhrokr.
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
To High Lord Penn Gwynn
From Brazilian President Alexander Lula *top secret*
My nation would like to invite a penguin occupation force to defend us against the evil Polar Bear Revolution and join your grand endeavor of Imperialism.
From Brazilian President Alexander Lula *top secret*
My nation would like to invite a penguin occupation force to defend us against the evil Polar Bear Revolution and join your grand endeavor of Imperialism.
Insane_Panda
Deity
China's back.
Goober
Turning Right ...
And now do people understand why I am beginning to throw money at my anti-Terrorist network? Maybe that secret PM to silver for NATO and all those CCTV Cameras and the effeciencies and spending on my National Police will save me . . .
Toteone, you just kicked over a hornet's nest. Good job. You shall spend this NES fighting radical Muslims.
Toteone, you just kicked over a hornet's nest. Good job. You shall spend this NES fighting radical Muslims.
das
Regeneration In Process
And I wouldn't mind. That means that he will be fighting radical muslims... Which means that neither the Fundamentalists nor Toteone, the two biggest threats to world peace in any Modern NES, will have time to attack everybody else. Which means that everybody else is free to prosper and flourish, barring Argentina but it will be contained by Brazil. The EU will hopefully be happy enough with just eating Hungary... right?
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The update will be done by tommorow. I just need to finsih off Quebec and find pictures....
Stormbringer
The Brick and The Rose
das said:And that statement is the proof of my own Theory of Stupidity of the Easy Approach. Americans bombed alittle and occupied one country, Russians massacred rioters and invaded TWO countries... same result.
Thats why you listen to Mr. Zhirinovsky and napalm them all
alex994
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das said:
I remember the good old days when toteone wasn't that much insane... though they could be hardly called good old days...
since fantasmo was much more active then...
das
Regeneration In Process
Toteone was NOT insane at some point?! His insanity might change in quality, but quantity always remains the same...
tommy_toon
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Argentina is contained by nothing and no one. We signed a peace acord simply to bring stability to South Americadas said:
alex994
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tommy_toon said:
das was joking for that entire paragraph
tommy_toon
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sorry, I tend to lose my sense of humor after 10 hours of band camp. Im sure I have my backup one around somewhere.
alex994
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when's update 
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Update is finished. DO NOT POST!!!
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Update 3 2006 1st Annual
TNS
International News
Happy New Years from Tachyon New!
Happy New Years to all! We now enter 2006 with great hopes for the future. Tachyon now brings you news faster than ever and charges ridiculously exorbitant prices or it and the best part is you have no choice! Hah! Ehem well Happy New Years!
Perhaps this will be a more peaceful year or then again perhaps not
Breaking News: European Union Invades Hungary!
Most people with half a brain saw it coming. After Hungarys unprovoked invasion of Romania and the begging of the Austrian people to Germany for liberation it was more or less inevitable. Large armies massed and prepared for war.
50 Infantry divisions Germans
30 Battleships Germans
50 Fighter-Bomber air wings Germans
15 Infantry divisions Yugoslavians
28 Fighter-Bombers Yugoslavian
5 Infantry divisions French
5 Fighter-Bombers air wings French
5 Infantry divisions Italian
5 Battleships Italian
5 Fighter-Bombers air wings Italian
5 Fighter-Bomber air wings Belgium
The Italians, French, Belgians, Germans, and Yugoslavians all contributed forces to what would become the largest clash of armies in Europe since the Two Years War. German troops by far made up the largest portion of allied forces.
Meanwhile our reporters went to Hungary and noted preprations for war going on there. Armies had been mobilized and able-bodied men were being drafted to fight.
(+5 Volunteer divisions, +10 Conscript divisions)
The invasion began shortly after New Years day. German armies invaded Austria driving deep into Hungarian lines. The much larger German army rapidly overwhelmed Hungarian forces. The Hungarians sent up their air force and briefly contested the skies over Austria the fighting was short and sharp but in the end the Hungarians were forced to withdraw
(-5 Hungarian Fighter-Bomber air wings 3 German Fighter-Bomber air wings)
As the Germans advanced into Eastern Austria they ran into Hungarian traps and defensive positions. The Hungarians fought hard for every inch of land making the Germans pay for it in blood. When the Hungarians were forced to retreat they used scorched earth tactics looting whatever they could take and destroying everything else. However German airpower was very successful and took out many Hungarian tanks caught in the open. Flaming wreckage littered the roadsides giving it the name the Highway of Death
(-9 Hungarian Infantry divisions, -5 Hungarian Tank divisions, -12 German Infantry divisions)
Our reporters on the frontline noticed surviving Austrian citizens welcome German troops as liberators and aided them wherever possible giving them food and supplies as well as useful information of Hungarian troop movements.
As the Germans neared the Hungarian border they were subjected to massive human wave attacks. In the words of one German soldier we interviewed.
The very hills came alive, thousands upon thousands of conscripts armed with whatever makeshift weaponry they could lay their hands on charged us. We hunkered down and began shredding them with machine gun fire. Our planes blasted holes in their lines. Yet they kept coming unyielding, unending, bodies piled up until we couldnt even see the ground anymore. The once green grass was red with blood and yet the attacks continued. I lost track of how long we were fighting it must have been hours we just kept on firing and firing until they stopped coming. Every single one of them died their bodies littered the countryside as far as the eye could see.
(-10 Hungarian Conscript divisions, -4 German Infantry divisions)
That was the last battle fought for Austria. In the south Italy quickly took he undefended port city of Treastise which it had long claimed as its own.
TNS
International News
Happy New Years from Tachyon New!
Happy New Years to all! We now enter 2006 with great hopes for the future. Tachyon now brings you news faster than ever and charges ridiculously exorbitant prices or it and the best part is you have no choice! Hah! Ehem well Happy New Years!
Perhaps this will be a more peaceful year or then again perhaps not
Breaking News: European Union Invades Hungary!
Most people with half a brain saw it coming. After Hungarys unprovoked invasion of Romania and the begging of the Austrian people to Germany for liberation it was more or less inevitable. Large armies massed and prepared for war.
50 Infantry divisions Germans
30 Battleships Germans
50 Fighter-Bomber air wings Germans
15 Infantry divisions Yugoslavians
28 Fighter-Bombers Yugoslavian
5 Infantry divisions French
5 Fighter-Bombers air wings French
5 Infantry divisions Italian
5 Battleships Italian
5 Fighter-Bombers air wings Italian
5 Fighter-Bomber air wings Belgium
The Italians, French, Belgians, Germans, and Yugoslavians all contributed forces to what would become the largest clash of armies in Europe since the Two Years War. German troops by far made up the largest portion of allied forces.
Meanwhile our reporters went to Hungary and noted preprations for war going on there. Armies had been mobilized and able-bodied men were being drafted to fight.
(+5 Volunteer divisions, +10 Conscript divisions)
The invasion began shortly after New Years day. German armies invaded Austria driving deep into Hungarian lines. The much larger German army rapidly overwhelmed Hungarian forces. The Hungarians sent up their air force and briefly contested the skies over Austria the fighting was short and sharp but in the end the Hungarians were forced to withdraw
(-5 Hungarian Fighter-Bomber air wings 3 German Fighter-Bomber air wings)
As the Germans advanced into Eastern Austria they ran into Hungarian traps and defensive positions. The Hungarians fought hard for every inch of land making the Germans pay for it in blood. When the Hungarians were forced to retreat they used scorched earth tactics looting whatever they could take and destroying everything else. However German airpower was very successful and took out many Hungarian tanks caught in the open. Flaming wreckage littered the roadsides giving it the name the Highway of Death
(-9 Hungarian Infantry divisions, -5 Hungarian Tank divisions, -12 German Infantry divisions)
Our reporters on the frontline noticed surviving Austrian citizens welcome German troops as liberators and aided them wherever possible giving them food and supplies as well as useful information of Hungarian troop movements.
As the Germans neared the Hungarian border they were subjected to massive human wave attacks. In the words of one German soldier we interviewed.
The very hills came alive, thousands upon thousands of conscripts armed with whatever makeshift weaponry they could lay their hands on charged us. We hunkered down and began shredding them with machine gun fire. Our planes blasted holes in their lines. Yet they kept coming unyielding, unending, bodies piled up until we couldnt even see the ground anymore. The once green grass was red with blood and yet the attacks continued. I lost track of how long we were fighting it must have been hours we just kept on firing and firing until they stopped coming. Every single one of them died their bodies littered the countryside as far as the eye could see.
(-10 Hungarian Conscript divisions, -4 German Infantry divisions)
That was the last battle fought for Austria. In the south Italy quickly took he undefended port city of Treastise which it had long claimed as its own.
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The next phase of the operation began with the invasion of Romania. This was a combined operation by the entire European Union. It was in Romania that the largest and bloodiest battles would be fought
It started with a naval and air attack. The largest since the Two Years War. As the naval landing in Romania began the forces came under attack by Hungarian battleships that has hurriedly been built. They were however no match for the simply overwhelming size of the European invasion forces.
(-10 Hungarian battleships, -4 German battleships, -2 Italian battleships)
The Hungarians realizing they would have to stop the invasion before a beachhead was formed sent up all that was left of their air force. Thy were detected by radar in Yugoslavia and the Europeans sent up their own planes.
According to residents of the area the air battle was so large it looked as if the very sky was on fire. Once again European numbers won the day annihilating the Hungarian air force.
(-10 Hungarian Fighter-Bomber air wings, -4 German Fighter-Bomber air wings, -2 Yugoslavian Fighter-Bomber air wings, -1 French Fighter-Bomber air wing)
With their air superiority the European forces proceeded to bomb all Hungarian forces on the ground they could find.
(-3 Hungarian Infantry divisions)
The land invasion began with the Romanian coast falling. But as in Austria as the European forces advanced into Romania they began to encounter stiff resistance. Traps and defensive positions. The Hungarian tanks were epically effective inflicting heavy casualties before being taken out by European air power. The Hungarians once again resorted to scorched earth tactics looting what they could take destroying all else. Every inch of land was brutally contested. In the end Hungary could not hold back the overwhelming tide of European forces. Romania was liberated.
(-12 Hungarian Infantry divisions, -5 Hungarian Volunteer divisions, -5 Hungarian Tank divisions -8 German Infantry divisions, -6 Yugoslavian Infantry divisions, -3 French Infantry divisions, -2 Italian Infantry divisions)
What remained of Hungarys shattered military retreated back to Hungary proper. Where they took up defensive positions to prepare for an invasion of Hungary.
Every single able-bodied man that remained was drafted into the military.
(+15 Conscript divisions +5 Volunteer divisions)
This of course had a terrible affect on the economy and the nation in general.
(-2 eco levels, -1 confidence)
It appears the war may soon be over.
The Aftermath
We go now to Mr. Burns who will evaluate the aftermath of this war. Mr. Burns are you there?
Thank you Mr. Burns
Now we go to South America
It started with a naval and air attack. The largest since the Two Years War. As the naval landing in Romania began the forces came under attack by Hungarian battleships that has hurriedly been built. They were however no match for the simply overwhelming size of the European invasion forces.
(-10 Hungarian battleships, -4 German battleships, -2 Italian battleships)
The Hungarians realizing they would have to stop the invasion before a beachhead was formed sent up all that was left of their air force. Thy were detected by radar in Yugoslavia and the Europeans sent up their own planes.
According to residents of the area the air battle was so large it looked as if the very sky was on fire. Once again European numbers won the day annihilating the Hungarian air force.
(-10 Hungarian Fighter-Bomber air wings, -4 German Fighter-Bomber air wings, -2 Yugoslavian Fighter-Bomber air wings, -1 French Fighter-Bomber air wing)
With their air superiority the European forces proceeded to bomb all Hungarian forces on the ground they could find.
(-3 Hungarian Infantry divisions)
The land invasion began with the Romanian coast falling. But as in Austria as the European forces advanced into Romania they began to encounter stiff resistance. Traps and defensive positions. The Hungarian tanks were epically effective inflicting heavy casualties before being taken out by European air power. The Hungarians once again resorted to scorched earth tactics looting what they could take destroying all else. Every inch of land was brutally contested. In the end Hungary could not hold back the overwhelming tide of European forces. Romania was liberated.
(-12 Hungarian Infantry divisions, -5 Hungarian Volunteer divisions, -5 Hungarian Tank divisions -8 German Infantry divisions, -6 Yugoslavian Infantry divisions, -3 French Infantry divisions, -2 Italian Infantry divisions)
What remained of Hungarys shattered military retreated back to Hungary proper. Where they took up defensive positions to prepare for an invasion of Hungary.
Every single able-bodied man that remained was drafted into the military.
(+15 Conscript divisions +5 Volunteer divisions)
This of course had a terrible affect on the economy and the nation in general.
(-2 eco levels, -1 confidence)
It appears the war may soon be over.
The Aftermath
We go now to Mr. Burns who will evaluate the aftermath of this war. Mr. Burns are you there?
Thank you Mr. Burns
Now we go to South America
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Paraguayan Government reestablished
Most surprisingly democratic elections were held and a new right-wing pro-Brazilian government elected (duh!) The borders of Paraguay were reestablished as well as Argentine troops withdrew. Once they had made certain the Argentines withdrew the Brazilians did the same as well.
The Paraguayan was taken to trial in a Paraguayan court and he was convicted of treason, and corruption. The sentence was death.
The money he stole was unable to be recovered due to the fact it had been deposited in a Swiss bank account and the Swiss banks are famous for their secrecy and protecting of their clients assets.
Argentina stops selling oil to Brazil
Argentina ended its exports of oil to Brazil from the southern desert regions. The Argentine government simply said that more profit could be made in other countries like the US however it is likely the oil shipments were stopped due to the recent war being fought. This had no noticeable effect on Brazils economy however as Venezuela was more than happy to sell oil to Brazil instead.
Reforms continue in Brazil
In Brazil reforms are ongoing. Money has been set aside for scholarships for the lower classes to allow them to go to University. In addition to that in high schools foreign language classes are being made mandatory. However language choices are quite odd. English, Russian, Spanish, Mandarin and Japanese. Notable ones that are missing are French and German.
(+1 education level)
Other reforms include increased funding into the police force. Better equipment has been bought and a crackdown on drug smuggling and other crimes has begun.
Shocking News: Fat Bastard shot dead in South Africa!
In a terrible incident Fat Bastard was shot dead in South Africa. He was sunbathing nude on a beach and a South African cook mistaking him for a beached whale shot him dead to get the valuable whale blubber and meat. On closer inspection it was found that it was no a whale despite that fact he got stuffing up his ass and was served for dinner to the South African president. The non-existent Scottish government has demanded compensation from South Africa but they were refused. A sad sad extremely disturbing day .
In other news crime drops as the South African police begin to heavily crack down on crime after they received their first paychecks ever. Further development for companies occurred as people continue to invest in diamond mines.
This has increased stability in the nation and made investors happier. Slowly but surely money is trickling in.
We move to the Far East now
Indochinas Military buildup continues to thwart aliens
The military buildup is continuing as the government prepares for some threat. The military has became large it is most likely to counter its powerful neighbor India. Some of Indochinas citizens seem to think however that it is for an alien invasion. The aliens are coming .
Egypts booming economy
The Egyptian government has recently built a series of urban buildings along the Nile new modern factories, neighborhoods, dams, office buildings, have all been built attracting investment from afar.
(+1 eco level Egypt)
That was not it though and a stock market was built in Cairo that covers all companies operating in the Muslim world.
(+1 eco level Egypt)
This has done much to help increase the standard of living for the Egyptian people who are happy with this new prosperity.
(+1 Confidence)
Most surprisingly democratic elections were held and a new right-wing pro-Brazilian government elected (duh!) The borders of Paraguay were reestablished as well as Argentine troops withdrew. Once they had made certain the Argentines withdrew the Brazilians did the same as well.
The Paraguayan was taken to trial in a Paraguayan court and he was convicted of treason, and corruption. The sentence was death.
The money he stole was unable to be recovered due to the fact it had been deposited in a Swiss bank account and the Swiss banks are famous for their secrecy and protecting of their clients assets.
Argentina stops selling oil to Brazil
Argentina ended its exports of oil to Brazil from the southern desert regions. The Argentine government simply said that more profit could be made in other countries like the US however it is likely the oil shipments were stopped due to the recent war being fought. This had no noticeable effect on Brazils economy however as Venezuela was more than happy to sell oil to Brazil instead.
Reforms continue in Brazil
In Brazil reforms are ongoing. Money has been set aside for scholarships for the lower classes to allow them to go to University. In addition to that in high schools foreign language classes are being made mandatory. However language choices are quite odd. English, Russian, Spanish, Mandarin and Japanese. Notable ones that are missing are French and German.
(+1 education level)
Other reforms include increased funding into the police force. Better equipment has been bought and a crackdown on drug smuggling and other crimes has begun.
Shocking News: Fat Bastard shot dead in South Africa!
In a terrible incident Fat Bastard was shot dead in South Africa. He was sunbathing nude on a beach and a South African cook mistaking him for a beached whale shot him dead to get the valuable whale blubber and meat. On closer inspection it was found that it was no a whale despite that fact he got stuffing up his ass and was served for dinner to the South African president. The non-existent Scottish government has demanded compensation from South Africa but they were refused. A sad sad extremely disturbing day .
In other news crime drops as the South African police begin to heavily crack down on crime after they received their first paychecks ever. Further development for companies occurred as people continue to invest in diamond mines.
This has increased stability in the nation and made investors happier. Slowly but surely money is trickling in.
We move to the Far East now
Indochinas Military buildup continues to thwart aliens
The military buildup is continuing as the government prepares for some threat. The military has became large it is most likely to counter its powerful neighbor India. Some of Indochinas citizens seem to think however that it is for an alien invasion. The aliens are coming .
Egypts booming economy
The Egyptian government has recently built a series of urban buildings along the Nile new modern factories, neighborhoods, dams, office buildings, have all been built attracting investment from afar.
(+1 eco level Egypt)
That was not it though and a stock market was built in Cairo that covers all companies operating in the Muslim world.
(+1 eco level Egypt)
This has done much to help increase the standard of living for the Egyptian people who are happy with this new prosperity.
(+1 Confidence)
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