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Breaking News: Russia declares Emergency!
This is Kent Brockman Tachyon News today we have here a speech by the Russian Regent:
This has proven it the Russian Regent is insane. He seems to be raving about Nazis whatever they are. This event is most disturbing, most extremely disturbing. The economy has been mobilized for wartime however many Russians simply refused to work calling this mobilization insane and unnecessary. The Russian people of course oppose this move disliking the fact the Regent has so much power and has done this. There have been peaceful protests in Moscow, and St. Petersburg with people waving signs saying, make love not war! However if some action is not taken they may not remain peaceful for long.
We will keep you updated.
Breaking News: Russian invades Kurdistan
Many had suspicions that the Russian Regent would do this. Well he has. A massive Russian army charged into Kurdistan using their sheer weight of numbers to crush the Kurds. Having lacked a independent nation for thousands of years the Kurds were not about to give up without a fight. In the end however it was all for naught as the sheer size, technological superiority and training of Russian armies overwhelmed them.
(-5 Kurd Infantry divisions, -5 Fighter-Bomber air wings, -4 Russian Infantry divisions, -2 Russian Fighter-Bomber air wings)
Guerilla Warfare in Persia
The Russian army has also heavily reinforces Persia with an oppressive military presence of 50 divisions has been deployed there. Yet despite this acts of violence continue to occur. Bomb blasts, gun battles in the streets, recently a Tachyon reporter Dan Brown was held hostage but fortunately released once they realized he was not Russian. Russian citizens are being kidnapped and beheaded the streets of Persia are no longer safe.
It has been discovered that Ayatollah Khameni (with an A) is no longer in the UIC. Where he is now we cannot say but it is likely to be in the rural regions of Persia or Afghanistan raising support for his cause. He has been preaching that if good Muslims kill Russians by sacrificing their own lives they will surely be awarded with many virgins by Allah in Paradise
(+10 Fundamentalist divisions, +1 Suicide Bomber division)
This is Kent Brockman Tachyon News today we have here a speech by the Russian Regent:
"People of Russia! The victory against the Nazis who seeked to annihalate Mother Russia two generations ago was met with defeat in the face of a united people under a strong, determined and most important of all a united leadership! In these days the Russian state has once again come under attack. This time it is a war of terrorism waged by Djihadists and assasins who seek to destroy the Democratic Empire of Russia! They aim to take control of our vital southern territories through intimidation and fear and have already launched a campaign to recruit an army of terror in the United Islamic Confederation. The Russian leadership will not cower in the face of naked agression. There is one leader in Russia unafraid to defeat the enemies who intend to harm us! I declare a war on terror! A war that will be won to ensure the survival of Russia!
For the time of emergency the Duma will be reduced to the position of an advisory board and complete, unlimited power will be concentrated in the Regent. This power will be used to ensure the survival of the Democratic Russian Empire and spending, the economy will not suffer from it. I promise that under my leadership, Russia's wealth will multiply by two!"
"This war was begun by the rebels in Persia and the West has long said that our glorious Empire, our nation will falter. Under the direction of a strong leader this will not happen. The Motherland will survive, she will not be cut to pieces by rebels and hostile leaders. Russia will never surrender, she will be led to greatness by a unified and strong leadership!"
This has proven it the Russian Regent is insane. He seems to be raving about Nazis whatever they are. This event is most disturbing, most extremely disturbing. The economy has been mobilized for wartime however many Russians simply refused to work calling this mobilization insane and unnecessary. The Russian people of course oppose this move disliking the fact the Regent has so much power and has done this. There have been peaceful protests in Moscow, and St. Petersburg with people waving signs saying, make love not war! However if some action is not taken they may not remain peaceful for long.
We will keep you updated.
Breaking News: Russian invades Kurdistan
Many had suspicions that the Russian Regent would do this. Well he has. A massive Russian army charged into Kurdistan using their sheer weight of numbers to crush the Kurds. Having lacked a independent nation for thousands of years the Kurds were not about to give up without a fight. In the end however it was all for naught as the sheer size, technological superiority and training of Russian armies overwhelmed them.
(-5 Kurd Infantry divisions, -5 Fighter-Bomber air wings, -4 Russian Infantry divisions, -2 Russian Fighter-Bomber air wings)

Guerilla Warfare in Persia
The Russian army has also heavily reinforces Persia with an oppressive military presence of 50 divisions has been deployed there. Yet despite this acts of violence continue to occur. Bomb blasts, gun battles in the streets, recently a Tachyon reporter Dan Brown was held hostage but fortunately released once they realized he was not Russian. Russian citizens are being kidnapped and beheaded the streets of Persia are no longer safe.


It has been discovered that Ayatollah Khameni (with an A) is no longer in the UIC. Where he is now we cannot say but it is likely to be in the rural regions of Persia or Afghanistan raising support for his cause. He has been preaching that if good Muslims kill Russians by sacrificing their own lives they will surely be awarded with many virgins by Allah in Paradise
(+10 Fundamentalist divisions, +1 Suicide Bomber division)
