Smilee Evolutions

In the beginning was the Word of God :old:.

And God made the night and the day and the land and the sea, and eventually the animals :sheep:, who enjoyed their athletics.

God thought the world needed a little something more, so he made :bump: a man :king: and called him "Adam" :bday: . Adam was good :D, and Adam thanked God :thanx:, and Adam loved God :love:, and worshipped God :bowdown: :old:. Adam was a cool dude :cooool: and the Eden thing was a cool gig, but Adam was somewhat discontent :undecide:.

So after another cup of :coffee:, God made another little :bump: and decided to carve and rib out of Adam :backstab:....
 
....and make Eve :queen: And it was good :groucho:.

God said to Adam and Eve that they could do anything they wanted to in Eden :band: :dance: :sleep: :high5:, so long as they did not eat the forbidden fruit :nono: :banana:.

It was good for a while, but one day Satan :satan: came in the form of a snake :drool: and brought an offer to Eve :deal:. He told Eve that if she ate the forbidden fruit :banana:, she could be like God :borg:. Eve was curious, and eventually she ate the forbidden fruit :hammer2: and worse yet, she got Adam to eat the fruit as well :assimilate: .
 
God went looking for Adam and Eve :hmm: , but they were hiding :hide:. He asked them why they were hiding, and they said because they were naked :high5:. God knew they had eaten the fruit :cringe: :banana: and He was angry :mad:. As Satan looked on with delight :devil:, God punished :spank: Adam and Eve and banished them from the Garden of Eden :whipped: and told Eve that she would bear the pain of childbirth :vomit:.

Adam and Eve begged :please: God to let them stay, but he was too angry at them and banished them forever :thumbdown . Adam and Eve looked back at the garden to see it was guarded by two Angels bearing fiery swords :ninja: :ninja:.
 
:rolleyes: how much damage have i done now
:shifty: wasn't me
:vomit: benny(long story)
:smug: me like
:nuke: my feet
:rockon: iron maiden
:backstab: stupid monty
wendle>:pat: <brian
 
:) This is Steve
:beer: steve in bar
:groucho: Steve see lady
:love: lady see steve
:mischief: steve and lady sneak off to bathroom
:trouble: lady's bf find steve and lady in bathroom
:wallbash: lady's bf bash steve on wall
:run: steve flees
:( steve don't hear from lady for 9 months
:eek: steve learns from lady he is a father
:crazyeye: steve goes nuts
:suicide: steve kills himself
 
:santa2: It is Christmas's
:queen: :cool: . The kids , Bill and verginEmily are playing outside
:snowcool: They are making a snowman.
First the eyes ,
:queen: What do we put now on it , asks verginEmily
:cool: Ah , now we will put in it the nose , says Bill.
:queen: But this :banana: , doesn't look like a nose , says verginEmily.
:cool: You are right virginEmilly it looks like something else , wanna show you ,
says Bill ?
:spank: ........

To be continued.
 
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Fear my punch!
:jesus: Jesus Christ!
:coffee: What the hell is this for a kind of smiley evolution?
:nya: Nya!
 
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