Smilee Evolutions

[WerBackIII]

The day:

1 Getting up
2 Breakfast
3 At work
4 At work again
5 Lunch
6 Requesting the boss
7 Going home
8 With friends
9 I feel good
10 Im going to kill somebody:suicide:

 

[Narz]

I was born happy and having fun
and a little bit crazy
life was an amusing game, filled with laughter
but my parents' didn't always feel that way
what'd I do?
I must be a bad boy
I was put on Ritalin
I thought drugs were bad??
I don't know about this
too bad, you have to take it
I must find a better way

 

[Narz]

should I turn to real drugs?
is Jesus the answer?
violent rages?
perhaps I can shoot some kids at school, that seems to be popular
or become crazy and imagine I'm a pharoh from ancient times
:suicide: if all else fails I can always kill myself

wow, dude you've got to get it together!
those ideas are all terrible
fine, so what's the answer then

thinking some more

 

[Narz]

I've got it!

#1 : positive outlook always
#2 : do what you love
#3 : find a girl
#4 : get plenty of rest
#5 : remember the days of happiness and fun
#6 : hang out with people who are complimentary
#7 : be grateful for what you have in life
and #8 play lots of

 

[LLXerxes]

A Day in the Life

Woke up, got out of bed
dragged a comb across my head
found my way downstairs and drank a cup
and looking up, I noticed I was late
found my coat, and grabbed my hat
made the bus 10 seconds flat
found my way upstairs and had a smoke
and someone spoke and I went into a dream

 

[Ansar]

Oh darn, its another day of school...

Drink my morning coffee before heading to school...

Get to school, better get ready for some classes!

Boring, I thought this was more fun!

OMG, its the last day of school, I forgot!!!

Sweet! No more school for about ~9 weeks.

All my friends are going to another school!

Oh well, I'll make new friends.

Based on a true story.

 

[pboily]

A Day in the Life

Woke up, got out of bed
dragged a comb across my head
found my way downstairs and drank a cup
and looking up, I noticed I was late
found my coat, and grabbed my hat
made the bus 10 seconds flat
found my way upstairs and had a smoke
and someone spoke and I went into a dream

brilliant!

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I can't remember anything

Can't tell if this is true or dream

Deep down inside I feel a scream

This terrible silence stops me
Now that the war is through with me
I'm waking up I cannot see

That there's not much left of me

Nothing is real but pain now :suicide:


From "One", by Metallica.

 

[Narz]

Wow, that's depressing
I'm prefer Nothing Else Matters

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Wow, that's depressing
I'm prefer Nothing Else Matters

I like it because it's depressing.

I also like "Nothing Else Matters". Only Metallica could write a simple love song and then give it a tune that, if you don't hear the lyrics, sounds like the saddest thing in the world.

 

[C~G]

Some American politicians pictured in the eyes of europeans

Bush

Cheney

Rumsfeld

Gore

Clinton, Bill

Clinton, Hillary

 

[C~G]

Kerry

Rice

 

[Narz]

I like it because it's depressing.

I also like "Nothing Else Matters". Only Metallica could write a simple love song and then give it a tune that, if you don't hear the lyrics, sounds like the saddest thing in the world.

Yeah, I like some stuff because it's depressing too. These days I can't listen to too much negative stuff though. I also used to like NIN.

 

[Fox Mccloud]

Bush

Cheney

Wrong. This is Bush:

And this is Cheney with a gun:

 

[salty mud]

Meet Walter!
Walter is a happy man.
He gets up and goes to work.
He doesn't like work.
When he gets there he finds his files for work are deleted.
Also, vandals and hoodlums have broke in the office and stole Walters engagement ring for the secretary.
And left a rude note.
Walter goes home, un-engaged.
Walter isn't happy anymore.

 

[admiral-bell]

sleeping
wake up
take off night cap
log on to computer
join the internet colective
rocking out
pwning tanks
I lose internet connection
reset router
it works
read and learn online
see crap online
fellow atheist and intelligent person refutes it for me
the end

 

[salty mud]

To Walter's horror, the secretary comes round!
They dance.
They have fun.
Walter is lovestruck.
He explains the dilema and proposes without a ring.
She accepts his proposition.
They get married and feel like king and queen!

 

[puglover]

Holy cow! 4 years and still going!

 

[Sophie 378]

Any thread on creationism vs. evolution, or religious sensibilities vs gay marriage or similar: (shamelessly stolen from Rambuchan)

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And the Mods say: Holidays!

 

[Maniacal]

computer crashes
I mourn
the grief drives me crazy
I go Rambo
I go on a shooting rampage in Microsoft's HQ
Police snipers get me
I wake up from my dream
I realize I am on the school bus and we have arrived


This has been not a true story.