Snap vs Crackle vs Pop

[Kennigit]

From a discussion I had a little while ago: What common cereal character (or other product mascot) would win in a fight?

At first I thought Lucky the Leprechaun might, since he's Irish and can take a few blows, but I'm leaning toward Toucan Sam, who can fly and has a long beak.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Duh, Tony the Tiger. He's Grrrreat! And he's a tiger so I think he can handle himself in a fight when he's not playing basketball or whatever it is he does in the ads.

 

[Godwynn]

Count Chocula, as long as the fight is at nighttime.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Although this dude can probably off a few of the rice krispy guys (are they elves?)

EDIT: He needs a sports bra though I think.

 

[Photi]

michael jordan from wheaties could probably take them all

 

[Masquerouge]

Captain Crunch.
Can't beat a pirate, now can we?

 

[warpus]

 

[Catharsis]

The Sugar Puffs monster, 'cause he's superfly. EDIT: Honey Monster, that's it.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

The honey monster must be way old and he still lives with his mummy though. (Or he used to, I think they changed it to "Tell them about the honey, yummy" instead of "Tell them about the honey mummy").

Honey monster, one of his pals and his mummy:

EDIT: His mummy is not the green one by the way... I never understood the adverts myself. It's all very transgender correct.

 

[Ansar]

I like this one:

 

[Kennigit]

I think he would win in a fight....
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But I was thinking more of the cartoony common characters

 

[Irish Caesar]

Honey Nut Cheerios Buzz would take them all on at once and win.

And he's not even half as cool as the real Buzz.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

 

[Japanrocks12]

Tony the Tiger for freaking sure. This is to be a fair fight (no escaping and stuff likethat) right?

 

[skadistic]

Captain Crunch.
Can't beat a pirate, now can we?

My thoughts exactly.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

I've seen Tony the Tiger on jet-skis though, so he could be a match for any pirates.

 

[bigdog5994]

not too many people know what Captain Crunch has to go through to keep your cereal crisp but hes one true hardass

(even if the cartoon is about commander crisp)

 

[bhsup]

Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame. All of the above are just pathetic.

Behold, the greatest. American Olympic decathalon winner and Wheaties champion, Bruce Jenner! Bow down and kiss the feet of your master, fools!

 

[MjM]

Snap, Crackle, Pop!

 

[Bill3000]

Duh, Tony the Tiger. He's Grrrreat! And he's a tiger so I think he can handle himself in a fight when he's not playing basketball or whatever it is he does in the ads.

He's also dead.