So what is going on everyone Xmas List?

[Deaths Advocate]

Well your answer doesn't make any sense. How can "quitting smoking" be a present from anyone to you?

 

[Skwink]

I'd like to get the cover sleeves at least of Fresh Cream, Disraeli Gears, Wheels of Fire, and Goodbye to frame and hang on my wall.

 

[Old Hippy]

Well your answer doesn't make any sense. How can "quitting smoking" be a present from anyone to you?

are you not to focussed on material 'thingys', if it on his list, hope he gets his wish

 

[classical_hero]

For me all I want for Christmas is good health.

 

[Tee Kay]

My boyfriend.

 

[sophie]

I'll just settle for free porn then.

...You mean the internet?

 

[phoenix_sprite]

I don't need anything for Christmas but if I had to choose something? Probably a gift card from one of my local malls xD.

 

[AdamCrock]

Well your answer doesn't make any sense. How can "quitting smoking" be a present from anyone to you?

but I would like to quit smoking so one could present me with some nicotine dermal plasters or something and I would like it as a gift for x-mas. I know that I don't make any sense sometimes

 

[GenMarshall]

I ask for...


Link to video.

 

[Chukchi Husky]

I don't ask for anything for Christmas, because I don't deserve anything good.

 

[Borachio]

Either a) None of us does. Good things always come as nice surprises; or b) Everyone deserves good things. That's why we're always disappointed.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Link to video.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

In addition to the snow I mentioned previously, I would like a tavern free of red-diamond threads.

I'm not even sure he knows what it meant when he posted it...

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

...You mean the internet?

True, but the "free" part doesn't apply if you're at home, since you generally have to pay money to get internet at your house. And since looking at porn at public internet ports, which are generally the only places with free internet, will get you landed in jail, it's a no-win situation.

 

[WindFish]

I don't ask for anything for Christmas, because I don't deserve anything good.

Why not?

 

[JohannaK]

I want BOOKS. LOTS OF BOOKS. I want Victus, by Albert Sánchez Pinyol, I want Danza de Dragones (Dance with Dragons, Spanish translation), and a few more I don't remember now. I would like some money because I have no other source of income in the whole year and... I guess they won't release Skyfall in DVD just yet.

But I want moar things! Like, nothing at all. I've never wanted more than, perhaps, 10 items tops. But I still get jelly when my "I-want-everything-and-more" little sister gets more presents.

 

[_random_]

...You mean the internet?

Maybe he's expecting someone to burn him a disc full of porn he got for free? Like the sort of person who knows you intimately enough to feel comfortable getting you porn but also has low enough regard for you to not pay for a present. I'm not sure I can think of anyone like that. Or maybe he anticipates that the 2012 apocalypse will bring with it disappearance of all free sources of pornography, thus making porn useful as a gift again. That would certainly disrupt the order of the world.

 

[JohannaK]

Disregard this post.

 

[Chukchi Husky]

Why not?

I'm horrible and a complete waste. All I do is get in the way, ruining other people's lives.

 

[Tee Kay]

You sound like my boyfriend.

Which means that someone somewhere probably cares about you and don't think you're a complete waste.