So, when are you going to die?

[Bose]

My time's up on August 14, 2061, at the ripe old age of 84. This will apparently be due to a heart attack, although i'm an outside chance for an auto-fellatio related death. Fingers crossed.

Take the test to find out when you'll be leaving this world...

death test

 

[torrasque]

June 25, 2070, at the age of 81 years old. A 41% chance of dying from cancer, but a small chance of 3rd degree burns (9%) or Homicide (8%)

 

[allhailIndia]

I'll probably take the "stairway to heaven" or the "highway to hell", on Febraury 22, 2061 at the ripe age of 76, most probably due to a heart attack.

 

[Darkness]

For me, the end is:
February 10, 2056
at the age of 78 years old.

 

[Vraslosken]

Oh my GOD! I better watch out.

May 27, 2003
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (36%)
Cancer (16%)
Horrible Accident (7%)

I'm a little worried, but as usual, I spit in the face of death

 

[Quentin]

March 6, 2067
80 years old

 

[CivCube]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 6, 2070
at the age of 83 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Suicide (10%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Homicide (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Loneliness (10%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Organ Failure (5%)


Bah. Let's see if I can crank out a few more decades.

 

[Mariusz]

I'm expected to leave on March 3, 2051 at age of 70.

Heart Attack 21%
Cancer 18%
Electrolysis 7% - how do you die from that?
Alien Abduction 6%

 

[Cimbri]

I will stop posting on May 19, 2055
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%) :flamedevi:

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Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12.680.327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234.291 people claim to have leprosy.
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[Suppersalmon]

January 25, 2058
at the age of 71 years old.

 

[Yoda Power]

October 27, 2061
at the age of 73 years old.

 

[GotD?]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 11, 2063
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (38%)
Cancer (21%)
Electrolysis (14%)

 

[puglover]

I can't do it because I'm uder 13!

 

[Yoda Power]

Originally posted by puglover
I can't do it because I'm uder 13!

just give it + one year, then + one year when you are going to post your date

 

[Bose]

Originally posted by Cimbri
Alien Abduction (10%)

I got the same stat... kinda hard to cut down driving on open roads at night by myself when you live out the middle of nowhere like i do...

 

[taper]

May 19, 2061
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Homicide (12%)
Cancer (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

I wonder if the electrolysis is from the hairy nipples?

 

[puglover]

June 24, 2066
at the age of 79 years old

Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

 

[TimTheEnchanter]

At least there's a good chance I'll go out with a smile on my face.

Heart Attack (19%)
Cancer (19%)
Auto-Fellatio (14%)

Can someone explain how I'll be flexible enough for that at age 72!!?!?!

 

[allhailIndia]

I don't think this survey takes into account nationality or mine would have probably said run over by drunk bus driver

 

[Perfection]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 1, 2097
at the age of 111 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (14%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Drowning (12%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Loneliness (8%)

Awww, I wanted to see the forth of july 111 times, damn!