So, when are you going to die?

[xtaliz]

January 28, 2028
at the age of 52 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (22%)
Sex with an Obese Person (11%)
Suicide (10%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Overdose (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Homicide (5%)

Sex with an obese person? great....

 

[sourboy]

November 8, 2044
67 years old

 

[Ohwell]

Originally posted by Bose
Ha ha, can't believe this is still going strong... great work!

Keep 'em coming...

Who's the new avatar? Don't tell me this is one of your friends as well...

 

[Japanrocks12]

Test Run#2:


Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


September 14, 2063
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (22%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Suicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

September 16, 2070
at the age of 82 years old

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Loneliness (10%)
Drowning (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Electrolysis (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

 

[Ville]

August 25, 2075
at the age of 86 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Loneliness (6%)

 

[Japanrocks12]

Test Numbah 3:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


September 13, 2003
at the age of 23 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (38%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)

 

[Japanrocks12]

Numbah 4:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 3, 2041
at the age of 56 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Sex with an Obese Person (14%)
Suicide (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Homicide (6%)

 

[toh6wy]

February 11, 2073 at the age of 85 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

Looks like I'm in the lead for longest life here! (Not including those who entered false data... )

 

[Yoda Power]

Originally posted by Yoda Power
October 27, 2061
at the age of 73 years old.

took the test again

September 18, 2052
at the age of 64 years old.

 

[Strider]

May 5, 1201 With a (67%) chance of suicide.

haha... If I live to be that old... of course I'll end up killing myself... and on my birthday to!!

 

[Japanrocks12]

quoting yourself yoda?

 

[da_greatest]

April 1, 2034 at the age of 46 years old.

I'm going to die on april fool's day.

 

[Yoda Power]

Originally posted by Japanrocks12
quoting yourself yoda?

it was to show how my life has decreased. I went from living to 2061 to 2052. I figured none of you would care enough to find my earlier post, to see how long I would live then, so I quoted myself

 

[conormcgarry]

I can't afford a funeral so i'll probably live for ever os summin with all my cats and monkies and tractors, up the RA

 

[Alex the Great]

Originally posted by Strider
May 5, 1201 With a (67%) chance of suicide.

haha... If I live to be that old... of course I'll end up killing myself... and on my birthday to!!

How exactly can you live into the past? Would you then have a negative lifespan?

 

[WinstonJen]

This was mine:

August 17, 2072
at the age of 89 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (33%)
Cancer (17%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

 

[.:KNAS:.]

July 5, 2058
at the age of 72 years old.
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (6%)

 

[allhailIndia]

Just for consistency's sake and the fact that I have lost 15 pounds since I last took the test, I decided to take it again. Here are the results

Not bad, it said
July 14, 2061
at the age of 76 years old.
Damn, I thought 15 pounds lost would have added to at least a year or two

I wonder why it does not take into account country, e.g, even if the fittest man alive, but you live in a adisease infested swamp, you're going to kick the bucket at 35-40.
The Neanderthals, who could have made Arnie look like a 90 pound wimp, never had an average lifespan of more than 40

 

[Fanatix]

Suicide on October 21
@ the age of 70

:suicide:

It's all cause I listen to Korn dammit!