Something Kinda Spooky

Accept that you live with a ghost and cover your walls with tomato juice. Realize though, before taking such drastic action, that the ghost is not leaving the door unlocked...

The ghost doesn't seem to be your enemy, just somewhat confused and rather particular about home security. You might consider an exorcism by a good locksmith.

Only other rational explanation would be space aliens and one of the three of you is being abducted, likely the lizard considering the change in its behavior. Getting a space alien anal probe will do that, trust me.
 
My bad. I've been practicing my ability to move things a good distance from me with my mind, did not realize my training was so effective.
 
If movies have taught me anything, I'm pretty sure you are dead & are haunting your own house without your knowledge. Your wife is trying to move on, but you keep unlocking the door to get in, which creeps her out.

I understand that you don't realize you are doing it, but you need to accept the fact that you are dead & move on. Find your Haley Joel Osment, resolve your issues, & stop ghost-posting to the Civ forums.
 
If movies have taught me anything, I'm pretty sure you are dead & are haunting your own house without your knowledge. Your wife is trying to move on, but you keep unlocking the door to get in, which creeps her out.

I understand that you don't realize you are doing it, but you need to accept the fact that you are dead & move on. Find your Haley Joel Osment, resolve your issues, & stop ghost-posting to the Civ forums.

Or I could start a "Ask A Ghost" thread so I can put all the sterotypes to rest.
 
If movies have taught me anything, I'm pretty sure you are dead & are haunting your own house without your knowledge. Your wife is trying to move on, but you keep unlocking the door to get in, which creeps her out.

I understand that you don't realize you are doing it, but you need to accept the fact that you are dead & move on. Find your Haley Joel Osment, resolve your issues, & stop ghost-posting to the Civ forums.
Ghosts don't need to unlock doors to use them.

I'm starting to wonder if we're being set up well in advance for an April Fools joke.
 
Ghosts don't need to unlock doors to use them.

I'm starting to wonder if we're being set up well in advance for an April Fools joke.

You give me too much credit. I wish I had the foresight to pull off a long-term prank like this, but this is actually happening to me and I wold like to get to the bottom of it. I think I'm going to find a way to set up the camera without my wife knowing about it (just in case she's the one doing it).
 
You give me too much credit. I wish I had the foresight to pull off a long-term prank like this, but this is actually happening to me and I wold like to get to the bottom of it. I think I'm going to find a way to set up the camera without my wife knowing about it (just in case she's the one doing it).
:lol:

Could you post some pictures of the locks?
 
I sense the coming of a new alternate answer for polls. :lol:
 
Here is a picture of the lock as requested. Sorry this wasn't exactly on top of my list of important things to do.

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I've had something similar happen with my car. I always park it with the windows up and the sunroof down. Several times I've gone to get in my car of a morning and windows were down and the sunroof was up. I think it has something to do with the electronics not a ghost.
 
Here is a picture of the lock as requested. Sorry this wasn't exactly on top of my list of important things to do.
No rush, just nice to see what kind of deadbolt lock it is. Doesn't seem to get unlocked by itself in anyway...
 
Thanks for the photo. Any luck setting up a webcam or something?

If you have an old droid hanging around there are time-lapse apps you could use....
 
I've had something similar happen with my car. I always park it with the windows up and the sunroof down. Several times I've gone to get in my car of a morning and windows were down and the sunroof was up. I think it has something to do with the electronics not a ghost.

Didn't realize deadbolts had electronics in them.
 
Maybe someone is sleepwalking and unlocking the door.
 
I wasn't meaning to imply that they do. It's just that there are ordinary explanations for things that seem strange most of the time.
Still, that's not a very ordinary electrical malfunction... Is your car in a garage?
 
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