Sons of Mars III - Trollish Echidnas Not Included

[Tani Coyote]

Look more closely, AA, Poland's dead.

...and everything else will soon follow...

 

[Double A]

I thought he had 5 provinces in Australia, or is that Angola?

 

[Tani Coyote]

Angola. Ahasira ka-powed Poland's 5 Australian provinces.

 

[Double A]

Dammit, I wanted money!

 

[Optical]

I didn't even know I was at war. I kinda lost track.

 

[GenMarshall]

 

[Double A]

I still don't get the expression the first three times you show her.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Likely that pre-victory anxiety we all get.

Never mind, I assumed it was going to lead to some sort of disappointment, considering how much the Germans missed and lost compared to their allies...

 

[GenMarshall]

I still don't get the expression the first three times you show her.

It's an anticipation of making a "FFFFUUUUUUUUU" expression

I assumed it was going to lead to some sort of disappointment, considering how much the Germans missed and lost compared to their allies...

And this

 

[Tani Coyote]

==The 501st War Machine==

The 501st has demanded the submission of Michoacan and Chiapas.

They have, for lack of a better word, challenged the 501st openly.

It seems suicidal, however...

...just like their Yemeni brothers around the world, they have a present.

5 T2s, 4 T3s, and 1 T4 launch at the 501st.

All 5 T2s hit. 12 provinces destroyed.

1 T3 hits. 5 provinces destroyed.

1 T4 hits. 5 provinces destroyed.

In total, the 501st loses 22 provinces. At 1.04 armies a province, they lose 23. At 0.7 air forces a province, they lose 15.

The invasion commences, regardless. The 59 501st ships open fire. 13 hits.

62 air wings get to work afterward - 14 hits.

Michoacan and Chiapas are annexed, but at terrible cost.

501st = 57 * 3.56 = 202.92
Chiapas = 5 * 6.73 = 33.65
Michoacan = 5 * 4.68 = 23.4

3.88

 

[Kinich-Ahau]

Though Michoacan and Chiapas have cost us much, we have won. What matters now, is that the 501st Legion is still here, standing proudly for all the world to see, and that they are not.
-Grand Moff Hilwuff Kartin

 

[Double A]

Is Chiapas the official name for West Mexico?

If so, the 501st has made a terrible enemy.

 

[Tyo]

Tani, you make it ridiculously hard not to ragequit lol.

 

[Mosher]

TF likes to troll his players righteously.

And that is also why I have never declared war on a single NPC or PC, ever

 

[Double A]

He probably would have made your president explode if I didn't launch a dozen bioweapons at you.

 

[Tyo]

Yemen was the first NPC I've declared war on. They have no reason to hate me D:

 

[Tani Coyote]

==Bolivar's Sorrow Part I==

Just as it seems the dust can settle, it cannot. While Germany and Russia rebuild themselves on the ruins of their Polish nemesis, and the 501st recovers from the loss of California, the Americas are about to be engulfed by fire.

Guyana, Year 12. The revolutionaries have seized much of the country. Whereas the Prelate Order and its ally, the USSR, support the ruling government, Brazil funds, arms, trains, and openly praises the rebels.

The Prelate Order raises 10 armies for the legal government.

With 30 armies, Guyana is poised to defeat the rebels.

Spoiler :

7 9
4 1

3 5
10 10
2 6
2 5
1 10
9 2

2-6; the rebels' unfortified provinces are defeated.

22 armies remain!

8 2

3 2
3 4
1 2
8 8
9 3

7 9
3 6
8 7

The rebels are dealt with, at the cost of 6 armies.

Brazil, however, is not satisfied with the outcome, and orders a massive invasion of Guyana to restore the rightful rebel government.

+8 to all rolls.

Spoiler :

8 9
9 10
9 8
2 5

Forts conquered!

6 10
5 6
3 7
1 7
7 2
9 3
2 7
9 1
3 3
3 7
5 1
8 2

Only the capital, guarded by 2 units, is left.

6 5
8 5

Guyana is occupied by Brazilian troops. The pro-Brazilian government swiftly approves an annexation treaty!

10 * 3.77 + 85 * 3.6 / 95 = 3.62.

The Prelate Order declares war immediately after. Both powers agree to limit their engagement to Guyana, so as to avoid casualties and nuclear fire.

...or they did, anyway. Abyssinia, however, states that this war is just another folly of the capitalist system. In its hunger for resources, young men and women will be thrown away into the jaws of war. Why, Chaos, Inc. has revealed that the sponsors of multiple bombings was variously Petrograd or Partitionania... if true, it just shows the futility of capitalism.


Link to video.

Abyssinia fires a massive arsenal. However, all of its allies assist it, making the best of a bad situation, by disabling the enemy SDI network after 5 tries.

Spoiler :

Prelate Order

1 T5 - 23. 10 destroyed. 10 armies destroyed.

USSR

2 T5 - 19, 81. 20 destroyed. They detonate on the border as well, causing collateral damage to the 501st.

The USSR and Prelate fire their weapons at the Brazilian-Nigerian-Abyssinian alliance in retaliation.

Just as it receives news the USSR and Prelate Order have counter-fired, Abyssinia, accordingly, disables the SDI network of her alliance. This leaves every alliance member stuck with their own SDI measures. It launches missiles at the traitors within its ranks.

Brazil

1 T5 - 81. 10 provinces destroyed.

Nigeria

2 T5 - 1 miss. 10 provinces destroyed.

1 T1 at Angola. Hit

1 T1 at Tibet! Hit

1 T1 at Japan! Hit

1 T1 at Ahasira! Hit

1 T1 at Sahara! Intercepted!

1 T2 at Nigeria. Hit.

1 T3 at Jerusalem. Hit 4 provinces.

1 T4 at Brazil. INTERCEPTED!

Abyssinia's arsenal has been deployed... but the other states have their arsenals as well!

 

[Red_Spy]

Map please!

 

[Double A]

Spoiler map :

 

[Tani Coyote]

==Bolivar's Sorrow Part II: Western Allies==

USSR fires!

Abyssinia(SDI 13) is targeted by 1 T3, 1 T4, 3 T1s. 9 provinces destroyed.
Nigeria(SDI 19) is targeted by 1 T1, 1 T2, and 1 T4. 7 provinces destroyed.
Brazil(SDI 15) is targeted by 1 T1, 1 T2, and 1 T4. 7 provinces destroyed.

Prelate fires!

Abyssinia(SDI 13) is targeted by 2 T1, 1 T2, 1 T4. T4 intercepted. 4 provinces destroyed.
Nigeria(SDI 19) is targeted by 1 T2, 1 T5. 12 provinces destroyed.
Brazil(SDI 15) is targeted by 1 T2, 1 T5. 10 provinces destroyed.