First of all:
Your story is hilarious, thank you for entartaining me for a few minutes
garric said:
I had the pleasure to enter Spain and France for a two week vacation, to explore the many different locales and such of these historic countries. I am impressed by the architecture and the history of these two nations, and I respect the cultural heritage even if I do not respect their administrations. I stayed in Madrid, Granada, Nime, and finally Paris in various hotels.
Though the various sites I visited impressed me, what didn't impress me is the whole tourism industry. I am aware that I'm going to the touristy places so of course they would be overpriced, but no way in hell did I expect this, especially since I've visited places in America, Russia, China, Singapore, Australia and New Zealand; the things I saw in Paris and Spain bewildered me.
Surprise surprise. The toursim industry is basically the only thing in which is Europe ahead of anybody else. We set hundreds of tourist traps in which we strip foreigners of their hard-earned money.
If you want to see Europe, you shouldn't stay too long in these tourist traps (they are easily recongnizable: London, Paris, Barcelona, Prague...) - just visit what you want to see and get away. Visit the smaller historical towns, travel by trains, make your own program. It will save your money and nerves.
(BTW we Czechs aren't as rich as you Americans so we naturally avoid these money-black holes. You should learn how to do it, it is quite easy - don't buy things that are too expensive)
-> Price of food and drinks: 3 Euros for a bottle of water/coke and 2.2 for a can is the norm in Spain and Paris. Food wasn't -too- expensive, but paying 6 Euros for a crepe and 12 for a sit down meal every day is a big drain on the wallet. But seriously, why are the drinks so expensive? In America I can get a half liter glass of coke with ice for $1.50, and the most expensive I've seen a bottle of coke is $2.0 in San Francisco. This is especially inconvenient when there's a very hot summer.
And what's the deal with French soft drinks? They aren't full to the bottle, more like 3/4 of the way, really confused me. Are they trying to economize?
Don't buy it. Go to supermarket and buy 2 liter bottle for the same price.
-> Food preparation: Neither France nor Spain had "free" water at sit down restaurants. It's 4 Euros for you sir, for a little bottle of water or coke. I was stupefied to be charged 2 euros for some ketchup at a nice sit down cafe for which I paid 15 Euros for a meal. Aren't these things supposed to be complementary?
No, I never heard about it. It is the same around here - ketchup or mayonnaise are separate items you have to pay for.
The waiters don't comply with easy requests. I asked for some ice to put into my glass of Coke and she looked at me like I asked her to bring to me a baby fetus to eat or something. After looking at me for a few moments she brought me a big chunk of ice in a rubber container that I had to break apart with my knife by my self.
I was eating Mussels with French Fries and I asked the waiter to bring me a lemon, to which she asked "what for?" and I said I wanted to put it in my fries, to which a whole scandal errupted as she kept trying to find out why the hell I would want lemon on my fries. I swear the conversation went like this:
"Can you bring me a lemon please?"
"Lemon? What for?"
"I want to put it on my fries?"
"You mean a whole lemon? Like the fruit lemon which is like a yellow lime?"
"Yes."
"To put it on the fries? What? What for?"
She actually had to go speak to another waitress and I was brought a whole lemon which I had to cut myself, d'oh! And I was charged one euro for it.

Why the hell you want lemon for your french fries?!
The French fast food restaurants that I visited didn't even put more than a few chunks of ice into their drinks, which were not even filled all the way up, more like 3/4 of the glass. I wonder why.. that part really confused me.
Don't eat in fast foods.
-> Anti-Americanism. A lot of people told me that "Europe doesn't hate America, it's just rumors, lies, and small incidents that don't matter nor repeat themselves", and that's just bull.
Depends on what part of Europe you're visiting
First of all, everyone I talked to always asked me where I was from. I told them San Francisco and they smiled, two people actually commented that "that's a better part of the USA", hmm, okay, I guess they must love the liberal spirt?
Exactly. Maybe they also liked the fact that San Francisco has some culture, some history, unlike other American cities (no offense, that's just an impression people here, living in cities and towns which are about 1000 years old, have)
There were several instances of Anti-Americanism on my trip.
In Barcelona I ordered a chocolate cake from an icecream shop, and I asked the waiter to put a scoop of icecream on the cake and I would pay extra. He started saying stuff "You Americans think you know everything! You can not put the icecream on the cake! You Americans can't have everything you just want by paying money!"
Obviously, he had some bad experience with American tourists. He shoul have kept it for himself though.
In France, as I was walking down the street I saw a guy wearing a "Bush is murder" teeshirt and was saying "Suck my a deeeek" (suck my dick, I'm guessing) to us.
Standard idiot.
A Philipino friend I was travelling with was accosted by a French stall-owner, completely unprovoked. He looked at her and laughed, saying "You from China? You from China? China-America? What do you know? You from China! Go back to China, not to France. I don't come to China you don't come here."
Standard racist.
Later, a French African was trying to sell me some lighters and wouldn't leave me alone. I don't know if this is legal, so someone from France please verify if it is legal to sell wares on the street out of a leather case. Anyway, I said leave me alone, etc, and I tried to ignore him. He followed me for about 5 minutes calling me a "Stupid American" and that all I can do is "bomb the world".
Ignore such people. They would say the same to any Germans, Brits, Italians or Russians as well.
A similar incident, my Philipino friend was walking out of the subway and an African man accosted her and tied a bracelet around her wrist, and started making an "African good luck charm" out of various fabrics, we kept saying no, but eventually he finished and asked for money. We didn't want it, so we didn't pay for it, so he started saying stupid things like "Americans have enough money to bomb people but they can't buy a peace bracelet" or something stupid like that.
Ah yeah, those people are terrible. We were on a school trip in Paris few years ago and they tried the same thing. You have to kept it and not pay for it (he gave it to you, so it's his problem), see what happens
Many souvenir shop owners got offended at my "touching" the wares, like looking at a t-shirt or something, or at a keychain. One time a man said he was "closing" because a friend of mine touched a teeshirt he was going to buy. We came back 5 minutes later to have the store opened.
Maybe he was afraid that you are going to steal it.
2 instances a store owner would ask me of my nationality and say "We don't serve Americans here" (though this was in Nime, at small non-touristy stores).
That's capitalism.
Thank you for listening to my stories.
I'll save this post and send it to my friends, if you wouldn't mind
