SSNES: Fall of Wu'di

[jalapeno_dude]

All your waves are belong to us!

Just noticed this...

 

[Silver Steak]

To Delanor(and all who it may concern)
From Horus

First you try to frame us and drag us into a conflict we had no buisness in whatsoever.Then you call us an empire of evil and try to turn the entire world against us.We are so disgusted we could vomit.*diplomat vomits*

I love you Cleric, for these surreal moments. It just makes it twice as fun.

 

[Silver Steak]

Just noticed this...

I was following Cleric's suit. Isn't NESing fun, everyone?

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Have you or have you not tried to frame us for destroying the fire Academy of Ramon?Answer us.

I think its obvious who is the empire of evil here.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. We knew Ramon would continue its genocidal campaign of "revenge", and the only way to stop them was to embroil them in another war. We held no specific grudges against your nation--we only picked you because hurricanes can be both air and water magic.

 

[Silver Steak]

Stop it! Why can't you sue pms and aim like anybody else? Seriously!

Everyone is suing MSN and AOL?

EDIT: Sorry, I know it was a typo. Just in a funny mood, I guess.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

[Tag that denotes secret dealings in a pithy way]

From: Delenlor
To: Rollux

If "a pact of military cooperation and protection" means an alliance, then yes!

Please send us aid, military or economic, if at all possible.

[\Tag that denotes secret dealings in a pithy way]

 

[Silver Steak]

[Tag that denotes secret dealings in a pithy way]

From: Delenlor
To: Rollux

If "a pact of military cooperation and protection" means an alliance, then yes!

Please send us aid, military or economic, if at all possible.

[\Tag that denotes secret dealings in a pithy way]

Reply (which means very, very secret!):

Agreed. We will send military aid. Our forces will strike at Ramon. We will not reveal our plans, however, for we fear that they might fall in wrong hands. That would be catastrophic, and we cannot afford the risk.


Happy now, tossi? I just did as you requested.

 

[Kozmos]

Desperate times call for desperate measures. We knew Ramon would continue its genocidal campaign of "revenge", and the only way to stop them was to embroil them in another war. We held no specific grudges against your nation--we only picked you because hurricanes can be both air and water magic.

Knew how?Did you have reliabale intelligence that Ramon would attack you or continue its genocidal detencies?Bah you tire us,you twist and turn like a twisty,turny thingy.Like a one of them whats it called a snake.
We will withdraw our support for Ramon as we get to stay neutral and we have our own problem to deal with,but we are not happy.Our diplomats have noted the -1 point on our relations meter and have colored it red.YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Knew how?Did you have reliabale intelligence that Ramon would attack you or continue its genocidal detencies?Bah you tire us,you twist and turn like a twisty,turny thingy.Like a one of them whats it called a snake.
We will withdraw our support for Ramon as we get to stay neutral and we have our own problem to deal with,but we are not happy.Our diplomats have noted the -1 point on our relations meter and have colored it red.YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Very well. We thank you for your wise decision.

To: Everyone

Forget what we said about Horus. Just go beat up on Ramon.

 

[tossi]

From: Ramon
To: Delanor

How could you think so? We told you that we considered the matter 'done'. We did not purse you! We did not threaten you. We even allowed your homeless citizen to live in our lands. Do not try to hide your real intentions!

From: Ramon
To: Horus

You withdraw the support to us? Well this is completly acceptable and we won't hold this against you in any way, but please do not tell us that you do this because Delanor wants you to do this!? After what they have done?

 

[jalapeno_dude]

From: Ramon
To: Delanor

How could you think so? We told you that we considered the matter 'done'. We did not purse you! We did not threaten you. We even allowed your homeless citizen to live in our lands. Do not try to hide your real intentions!

Because we made every reasonable, and even some unreasonable, proposals of repayment and consolation, and you turned us down and laughed at us. We still hoped for peace, but this was shattered when you invaded us, destroyed our nation, and took most of our people and made them second-class citizens who are looked down upon. There can be no peace between us until one of us is destroyed.

 

[Silver Steak]

Because we made every reasonable, and even some unreasonable, proposals of repayment and consolation, and you turned us down and laughed at us. We still hoped for peace, but this was shattered when you invaded us, destroyed our nation, and took most of our people and made them second-class citizens who are looked down upon. There can be no peace between us until one of us is destroyed.

Of course, then there wouldn't be any diplomatic relations to speak of.

 

[Kozmos]

From: Ramon
To: Horus

You withdraw the support to us? Well this is completly acceptable and we won't hold this against you in any way, but please do not tell us that you do this because Delanor wants you to do this!? After what they have done?

We are sorry,but we cannot afford to get ivolved in other matters,our neutrality has to be safeguarded.However do note that they have received a -1 on our relations meter and this will make their further diplomacy with us much more difficult.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Of course, then there wouldn't be any diplomatic relations to speak of.

Right, but the roleplay is so much fun...

And it's not really diplomatic relations... more like taunting and attacks.

Which are the best part of diplomacy anyway!

 

[tossi]

From: Ramon
To: Delanor

I am pretty sure that few Ramonians laughed about anything for some time, after they heard about Delanorian destruction of the Academy of Life.

And do not claim that you tried in any serious way to apologize for your actions. What should you have said anyways? 'Sorry that we blew up your Citadel!' 'Sorry that our only chance to cure the plague is now - blasted'.

We will refrain from making any further comments on the Delanorian refugees which were sheltered by us, so that they didn't have to die in the snowfields of Delanor.

Who is just and of truely good nature will be shown on the battlefield.

 

[Silver Steak]

My secret plans are coming to fruition! One of them is to up the reply meter to above 1000. The other... Well, there is no other secret plan. Not at all.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

From: Ramon
To: Delanor

I am pretty sure that few Ramonians laughed about anything for some time, after they heard about Delanorian destruction of the Academy of Life.

And do not claim that you tried in any serious way to apologize for your actions. What should you have said anyways? 'Sorry that we blew up your Citadel!' 'Sorry that our only chance to cure the plague is now - blasted'.

We will refrain from making any further comments on the Delanorian refugees which were sheltered by us, so that they didn't have to die in the snowfields of Delanor.

Who is just and of truely good nature will be shown on the battlefield.

Perhaps you do not remember our apologies and condolences because you never truly planned for peace between us.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

Who Posted?

Silver Steak 383
Cleric 125
Azash 99
Reno 94
tossi 89
jalapeno_dude 83
Fryzer 51
Betrayed 27
Swiss Bezerker 21
RemThe 12
TerrisH 7
Lord_Iggy 3
Turner 1
MjM 1
Toteone 1

 

[Kozmos]

I gladly take my award of the most spamming player.And thus I waive the need for the 1000th post.

 

[Silver Steak]

See? If you want to up your post count, MOD a NES. No better plan. It makes all your spam valid relevant posts! Oops, I think I revealed myself there...

EDIT: I got #1000! I pwn you all!