Stairway to Heaven

[Takhisis]

You were cult, can't the cult kill?

Not initially, as the OP states. We do not know the requirements/limits to their kills.

His team still won due to cheesy goodness....

You're sitll alive, and lurking? Wha the- vote: Askthepizzaguy

You sure you're talking about the same game pizza

Yyyyep.

Edit: x-post!

 

[choxorn]

You and ATPG are both dead, Takhisis, and have been since the beginning of the game.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I am indeed lurking. It seems my grand scheme to destroy this town had nearly succeeded when you noticed... curses and drat, foiled again!


Choxorn, why you explain joke as I'm telling it? You ruin everything. I demand that they lynch you next out of spite.

 

[classical_hero]

That is how it happened and yet Pizza many times stated out his goal in public and no one took him up for it.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

That is how it happened and yet Pizza many times stated out his goal in public and no one took him up for it.

First, I tell you how I'm going to beat you. Then I beat you. Then I tell you about how I just beat you.

Dang. Now I understand why I'm not universally beloved! I DID bring it on myself!

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well, you've said so yourself, the neutral will vote against the town whenever he finds it to his advantage to do so. vote:robbiecon.
By your own admission, you're voting for someone you know is a cop instead of someone who will vote against us given the chance. It's a bit scummy on your behalf, pizza. 'If I am mafia, I'm not killing an inactive or a neutral. I'm killing the cop.' Really? Lampshading much?

Yes, on this critical round, I am informing everyone that I am mafia with very unsubtle gags, not putting myself in the mafia's shoes and explaining why your being alive is scummy as all hell.

ghost comment: 'I'm Takhisis and I'm alive, therefore I must be scummy'. What a theory!

In my defense, you said I was the mafia hanging a lampshade on my own actions. That's an even better theory.

This is all after I said I wanted to be Mayor, and that I'd work with whoever was willing to make me Mayor, and then some time later, I killed the Mayor, became the Mayor, and declared myself to be evil by posting a picture of the Evil Mayor from Action League Now.

I was not particularly subtle in that game.

 

[dcmort93]

Meh that was after you replaced someone. Doesn't count

 

[johnhughthom]

Askthepizzaguy = Living on past glories.

What have you done recently?

 

[NinjaCow64]

Firstly, yay I was right! Secondly, FoS: Xenoneb or however it is spelled as I did not like his twitchy vote finger. I'll probably find a better FoS target in the future, but that will do for now. Thirdly,

I know him, he's part of my Star Trek group.

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED THAT THERE WAS AN ST GROUP SOONER!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!???!!

 

[johnhughthom]

Why are you so smug about lynching someone based on evidence from when he was a townie?

 

[Visorslash]

MartinLuther is not scum, nor cult. He is a lazy townie. JHT was lying to get him lynched over Dave.

I see what you did there JHT.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Why are you so smug about lynching someone based on evidence from when he was a townie?

It's the results that count, Mr. Satan.

 

[johnhughthom]

I'm not disputing the results, just your right to be smug.

MartinLuther is not scum, nor cult. He is a lazy townie. JHT was lying to get him lynched over Dave.

I see what you did there JHT.

Believe what you want. I'm beginning to regret outing him, we're unlikely to win and right now I'd rather see a scum win than town.

 

[Visorslash]

I'm not disputing the results, just your right to be smug.




Believe what you want. I'm beginning to regret outing him, we're unlikely to win and right now I'd rather see a scum win than town.

The tissues are in the third aisle on the left.

 

[johnhughthom]

Yes, thank you. I do fancy a bit of masturbatory pleasure.

 

[Visorslash]

Yes, thank you. I do fancy a bit of masturbatory pleasure.

Is there no Mrs. johnhughthom?

 

[johnhughthom]

She prefers sandpaper to tissues, so I try to avoid intimate moments.

 

[Visorslash]

Gotta feel the burn...

No pain no gain?

 

[johnhughthom]

Well, pain and burn I can put up with, but when every, er, episode, er, diminishes you, it gets mighty old, mighty quick.

 

[Visorslash]

Well, pain and burn I can put up with, but when every, er, episode, er, diminishes you, it gets mighty old, mighty quick.

Hey, at least she isn't going 50 miles an hour. That will do a better job then sandpaper.

And also cause a fire. Now that causes issues in your sex life. (Maybe an explanation for PanzerJaeger? )