Stairway to Heaven

[johnhughthom]

Actually, you are right about the 50 mph thing. Thinking back to the first time I, er, had assistance, I was swollen for a week afterwards. And not in the good way.

It led to a situation similar to that of this documentary:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF0QnPEyFXY&feature=g-vrec

 

[Visorslash]

Actually, you are right about the 50 mph thing. Thinking back to the first time I, er, had assistance, I was swollen for a week afterwards. And not in the good way.

Yeah, well, mine wasn't that bad, it was just... tender for a day or two afterwards.

I suppose that's not as bad as the first time you engage in the proper thing, and there is blood.

 

[johnhughthom]

I don't think the guy is supposed to bleed the first time... What exactly were you doing?

 

[Visorslash]

It wasn't me bleeding. But it was awkward.

 

[johnhughthom]

Anyone else have any tender stories of teenage awakening they would like to share?

 

[Zack]

Woops, sorry about the late update. It's on the way.

 

[Zack]

Night Seven​

Xenoneb locked the door to his home. Xenoneb tried opening the door, just to be sure. Xenoneb unlocked the door, then locked it again, then tried opening the door again, just to be extra sure. Xenoneb was satisfied. Xenoneb walked over to the couch and plopped himself down. Xenoneb turned on the television. Xenoneb started to sweat. Xenoneb wished he made more money so he could afford to turn the air conditioning on. Xenoneb reached into his pocket. Xenoneb pulled out a miniature windmill from his pocket. Xenoneb pushed a button on the miniature windmill from his pocket. Xenoneb gasped in pleasure at the gust of wind coming from the miniature windmill from his pocket. Xenoneb's windmill kept him cool.

The door burst open. "WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!"

Xenoneb's fragile ears exploded at the harsh noise.

Spoiler :

Xenoneb was a Vanilla Townie!

Xenoneb then went down to Hell, forced to endure harsh noises and the resulting explosions of his fragile ears for the rest of eternity.

Vote to lynch someone in BOLD!





DAY ENDS IN 45 HOURS AND 50 MINUTES!​

 

[Xenoneb]

How did you know my nightly tradition?

 

[choxorn]

The timing of BSmith's vote change makes me less suspicious of him, but I'm still suspicious, it could easily have been a bussing.

Topsecret, Wideyed, and Buddhafish all look slightly scummier, though.

Vote: wideyedwanderer

 

[BSmith1068]

Time for some thread analysis of yesterday's voting:

Vote:MartinLuther

I don't really see him trying to dispute the claim that he is mafia. I'd rather kill the devil we know than blindly stabbing away, and maybe hitting another townie. The less scum/cult in this game left the better, no matter which side yet are. Hitting them is always better than hitting town.

I think Ninja put this correctly when he said that this sounded like Buddha trying to push the alternative lynch to DaveShack. This is also an early vote for MartinLuther. An attempt to hide in the front of a hoped for wagon.

I know DaveShack usually has a good scumdar, and I was pointing out an argument on someone who is not disputing being mafia. I think that is a valid point, don't you?

More support for his cult-buddy.

And Elijah is it. Abraham and Moses are already dead.

Unusually focused on who the mafia are. It’s almost like he is more afraid of them than the cult.

Still haven't denied being Elijah, MartinLuther.

Pushing the “Martin is Mafia, let’s lynch him instead” line pretty hard.

Anyone besides me ever heard of bussing? Or am I the only one?

Nice try, but I'm not buying it.

Going into overdrive with suggesting that Martin is the last mafia. Goes quiet after this point, even though there are several more pages of discussion over quite a long RL timeframe. Perhaps he feels he is sticking his neck out too far.

After the DaveShack lynch, where we learn that he was a Cult Leader we get this:

Well I'll be damned. That son of a gun lied to me.

I think it is pretty clear that we need to vote: Buddhafish today.

Let’s not forget about wideye and auto though. It could do them some good to speak up.

 

[dragonprobably]

The timing of BSmith's vote change makes me less suspicious of him, but I'm still suspicious, it could easily have been a bussing.

Topsecret, Wideyed, and Buddhafish all look slightly scummier, though.

Vote: wideyedwanderer

To me wideyed doesn't but topsecret does. Vote: topsecret.

 

[Mat93]

I think Ninja put this correctly when he said that this sounded like Buddha trying to push the alternative lynch to DaveShack. This is also an early vote for MartinLuther. An attempt to hide in the front of a hoped for wagon.

Definitely pushing an alternative lynch. vote: Buddhafish

 

[topsecret]

To me wideyed doesn't but topsecret does. Vote: topsecret.

Because? I suspected JoanK and I was wrong. I know I'm not cult, and I'm really not sure about anyone else. I suspect wideyed more than Autolycus.

I think vote: Buddhafish is the most cult-ish person, though I need not explain it again. He's been pushing MartinLuther's lynch the whole time.

 

[SamSniped]

I will vote: wideyedwanderer. As usual, someone beat me to presenting a reason/case. Long story short, though, I usually don't trust replacements in any game.

 

[Buddhafish]

Time for some thread analysis of yesterday's voting:



I think Ninja put this correctly when he said that this sounded like Buddha trying to push the alternative lynch to DaveShack. This is also an early vote for MartinLuther. An attempt to hide in the front of a hoped for wagon.

There were two votes with no explanation on DaveShack in front of me. I voted MartinLuther based on the fact that I thought he was a good lynch choice.

You also said that "Vote:MartinLuther is a good alternative to Dave." You voted for ML, now your damning me for it?

I know DaveShack usually has a good scumdar, and I was pointing out an argument on someone who is not disputing being mafia. I think that is a valid point, don't you?

More support for his cult-buddy.

He at that point was not disputing being mafia. I was pointing that out. And I think DaveShack has a good scumdar. I was pointing out a fact. And yes, I was trying to get people to back off of him and vote ML. Now that we know Dave was cult, this makes me look really bad.

Unusually focused on who the mafia are. It’s almost like he is more afraid of them than the cult.

Takhisis IIRC didn't know what mafia was left, so I told him.

Pushing the “Martin is Mafia, let’s lynch him instead” line pretty hard.

I accused him of being mafia, he didn't deny it. What more is there to say?

Going into overdrive with suggesting that Martin is the last mafia. Goes quiet after this point, even though there are several more pages of discussion over quite a long RL timeframe. Perhaps he feels he is sticking his neck out too far.

I said my piece, and the rest was a bunch of spam IIRC, not much game discussing going on there. And in the discussing that there was, no one was voting ML, you and others changed to DaveShack, and I saw someone acting very scummy slip through that cracks.

After the DaveShack lynch, where we learn that he was a Cult Leader we get this:
"Well I'll be damned. That son of a gun lied to me."

This is why you shouldn't vote for me, and this proves that I'm vanilla town. I have to go somewhere ATM, but when I get back I will explain.

 

[choxorn]

Why not explain now?

 

[Buddhafish]

I'm posting mobile now.

That last post was not aimed at DaveShack. DaveShack wasn't the one that lied to me.
It was Mat93.

He PMed me yesterday (Day 7) and said that he was a member of the cult leadership. He said that they wanted to convert me. I was skeptical, but he convinced me that the cult would beat the town handily with one more member from the town. He told me to make a case that some townie was mafia an the cult would be fully behind me to back up the lynch. I got suspicious when Mat93 voted DaveShack, so I PMed him about it. He said that the cult decided to push two lynches so that some members could still have credibility with the town no matter who got lynched. Mat said if I made a convincing case for ML that I would be converted that night. (night 7). As the day ended, Mar93 PMed me and said that the cult planned on killing me instead.

Thats where the lied quote came in. I figured I was screwed and I accepted my fate.

And yet I'm still here. I find that odd. Now im sure to be killed or lynched by the cult, but I've said my piece. If you still want to lynch me, go ahead, but I vote:Mat93.

 

[topsecret]

unvote
I have to think this out...

 

[SamSniped]

Unvote, Vote: Mat93. Not much to think about, really. If Buddha's right, and not lying, good! If Buddha is lying, we just lynch him tomorrow.

 

[dragonprobably]

Because? I suspected JoanK and I was wrong. I know I'm not cult, and I'm really not sure about anyone else. I suspect wideyed more than Autolycus.

I think vote: Buddhafish is the most cult-ish person, though I need not explain it again. He's been pushing MartinLuther's lynch the whole time.

You have redeemed yourself

I accused him of being mafia, he didn't deny it. What more is there to say?

I did deny it. You weren't paying attention.

I'm posting mobile now.

That last post was not aimed at DaveShack. DaveShack wasn't the one that lied to me.
It was Mat93.

He PMed me yesterday (Day 7) and said that he was a member of the cult leadership. He said that they wanted to convert me. I was skeptical, but he convinced me that the cult would beat the town handily with one more member from the town. He told me to make a case that some townie was mafia an the cult would be fully behind me to back up the lynch. I got suspicious when Mat93 voted DaveShack, so I PMed him about it. He said that the cult decided to push two lynches so that some members could still have credibility with the town no matter who got lynched. Mat said if I made a convincing case for ML that I would be converted that night. (night 7). As the day ended, Mar93 PMed me and said that the cult planned on killing me instead.

Thats where the lied quote came in. I figured I was screwed and I accepted my fate.

And yet I'm still here. I find that odd. Now im sure to be killed or lynched by the cult, but I've said my piece. If you still want to lynch me, go ahead, but I vote:Mat93.

You are lying. Unvote; Vote: Buddhafish.