Amon Savag
The Great
To:Sweden
From:France
Protestants do have a country.France.
From:France
Protestants do have a country.France.
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Turkistan
Capital: Astana
Ruler: Kazakh Clan
Government: Tribal Despotism
Tech. Level: Early Industrial Age
Army: 2,700,000 soldiers (specially trained)
Navy:
Air Force: N/A
Economy: Very Poor
Education: Dumb
Culture: Uberpatriotic
Projects:
Nation Background: Succeeding in the Russian Revolutions, the Turkistanians have developed a war culture mimicking that of the Mongols. Thier soldiers, while not up to the Middle Industrial Age, are the best trained of the world and are aiming for a soft target.
I have big plans. Muhahah.
To France and China
The Great Kazakh Clan seeks good relations with you!
Turkistan
Capital: Astana
Ruler: Kazakh Clan
Government: Tribal Despotism
Tech. Level: Early Industrial Age
Army: 2,700,000 soldiers (specially trained)
Navy:
Air Force: N/A
Economy: Very Poor
Education: Dumb
Culture: Uberpatriotic
Projects:
Nation Background: Succeeding in the Russian Revolutions, the Turkistanians have developed a war culture mimicking that of the Mongols. Thier soldiers, while not up to the Middle Industrial Age, are the best trained of the world and are aiming for a soft target.
I have big plans. Muhahah.
To France and China
The Great Kazakh Clan seeks good relations with you!
Amon Savag
The Great
To:Catholics of the world
From:Nay-Poleon
This is a record from my diplomat to the pope.I have this document saved and able to show to all.
Xen O Daily: nayway, dont conqoure me too fast, i want to be a popish paradoy fo many things; hence the attpemt at humou with eh breakfas thting
Amon Savag: popish paradoy!?
Xen O Daily: yep, when i want a blow job, the pope will get his ****ign blow job, or else the world is condemned to hell fire.
From:Nay-Poleon
This is a record from my diplomat to the pope.I have this document saved and able to show to all.
Xen O Daily: nayway, dont conqoure me too fast, i want to be a popish paradoy fo many things; hence the attpemt at humou with eh breakfas thting
Amon Savag: popish paradoy!?
Xen O Daily: yep, when i want a blow job, the pope will get his ****ign blow job, or else the world is condemned to hell fire.
SKILORD
Insurgent
:sigh:
To France
From: Sweden
I hoped it wouldn't come to this but, Sweden is going to have to POLITELY ASK YOU to cut germany a break and let them go free or else we could just decide whoodiltydeee about the whole religion thing and start funding Italian resistance. You don't want to mess with Sweden because we will.... not fight you... but we will look at you mean when you turn your back and pay other people to kick you in the shins.
You know what that feels like, and you don't want it.
Sweden will see Germany free, even if she has to take several hallucinagenic drugs first!
that isn't how you spell that word, kids, and you probably shouldn't be using that word anyways.
but ou guys, i mean, hey, I'm just Sweden, and hey, don' take me for serious while you're looking at me, cause I'm friendly and all.
To France
From: Sweden
I hoped it wouldn't come to this but, Sweden is going to have to POLITELY ASK YOU to cut germany a break and let them go free or else we could just decide whoodiltydeee about the whole religion thing and start funding Italian resistance. You don't want to mess with Sweden because we will.... not fight you... but we will look at you mean when you turn your back and pay other people to kick you in the shins.
You know what that feels like, and you don't want it.
Sweden will see Germany free, even if she has to take several hallucinagenic drugs first!
that isn't how you spell that word, kids, and you probably shouldn't be using that word anyways.
but ou guys, i mean, hey, I'm just Sweden, and hey, don' take me for serious while you're looking at me, cause I'm friendly and all.
SKILORD
Insurgent
To France
And also some other people who are interested
From Sweden
Forget what I said about the supporting Italian resistance, though we're looking at the Sicilians now, because they are pretty respectable next to the Pope.
And also some other people who are interested
From Sweden
Forget what I said about the supporting Italian resistance, though we're looking at the Sicilians now, because they are pretty respectable next to the Pope.
Amon Savag
The Great
To:Sweden
From:France
Why the hell do you care about Germany?You're Sweden!Give a crap about something that pertains to Sweden,or we will remove your nose from Germany's ass and replace it into the ass of an ass(Donkey
)
From:France
Why the hell do you care about Germany?You're Sweden!Give a crap about something that pertains to Sweden,or we will remove your nose from Germany's ass and replace it into the ass of an ass(Donkey
)SKILORD
Insurgent
Alright Francie-Boy, I didn't want to do this but right nopw I'm gonna have to declare your nation -OFF LIMITS- to all Swedish women. Yes, they will no longer be visiting, so you might just want to think about that because there are quite a few Swedish hotties you're missing out on just because you irritated PM Gustavus.
Anyway, Germany is very much Sweden's business, don't disrespect me just because you aren't quite clever enough to figure out what it is. O psychic enough.
Anyway, Germany is very much Sweden's business, don't disrespect me just because you aren't quite clever enough to figure out what it is. O psychic enough.
Amon Savag
The Great
France officially declares war on the world!Even allies
Amon Savag
The Great
I resign my position as Emperor of France..May the next ruler deal with the world war about to happen
SKILORD
Insurgent
Couldn't stand the lack of Swedish women, couldja?
Amon Savag
The Great
OOC:Naw,seriously...I quit as France...I didn't realise that my upcomeing time is going to be shorter and shorter as school starts up and with my g/f getting off vacation tomarrow..She's gunna be back and my NESing time is going to be thrown out the window.
Amon Savag
The Great
OOC:You could take the above realistic excuse...Or you could take Skilord's excuse...Either way works
SKILORD
Insurgent
Oh, I get it, she's swedish isn't she?
Metaliturtle
Apolyton Original NESser
totally swedish.... totally
Amon Savag
The Great
lol...No...She's odd...She's got some jew,mexican,Irish,German,and some nakey america...I capitolised all the nationalities that are important,if you didn't notice 
But if you wanna think she's Swedish,by all means...Go ahead
But if you wanna think she's Swedish,by all means...Go ahead
From: Denmark
To: Sweden
Yes, you have become a burden to our economy anyway. We will let you free, but will not nurse you any longer.
From: France
To: Sweden
Do not interfere in our affairs, we stand by Denmarks decision but do not push our buttons. If we have any evidance of you supplying rebels or anything of the sort, your next weeks training session.
To: Sweden
Yes, you have become a burden to our economy anyway. We will let you free, but will not nurse you any longer.
From: France
To: Sweden
Do not interfere in our affairs, we stand by Denmarks decision but do not push our buttons. If we have any evidance of you supplying rebels or anything of the sort, your next weeks training session.
SKILORD
Insurgent
Alright, some diplo.
To: Turkistan
From: Sweden
Yo, dude, how's things hanging down there? I see you got liberated from Russia too. I think that's cool. Wanna be buddies? I mean, nothing official, just a genmeral feeling of happiness when I think of your nation. I mean, I think of you like tghat and I want you to do the same when you think of me.
To: Turkistan
From: Sweden
Yo, dude, how's things hanging down there? I see you got liberated from Russia too. I think that's cool. Wanna be buddies? I mean, nothing official, just a genmeral feeling of happiness when I think of your nation. I mean, I think of you like tghat and I want you to do the same when you think of me.
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
To Japan
From China
We would agree to such an alliance.
From China
We would agree to such an alliance.
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