GoodSarmatian
Jokerfied Western Male
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I usually play strategy games to relax.

I just had an incredibly stressful game.
Authoritarian/Spiritualist/Pacifist snake people. Got the neural symbiont event very early.
Off to a good start.
First neighbor civ I encountered was a Devouring Swarm.
Cool. I'm pacifist, they're genocidal.
Perfect ! Guilt (and influence) free land-grab. They even had the same climate preference as my species (tundra), and since they're a hive-mind species they're automatically purged.
They die off and leave the infrastructure for my colonists.
How sad !
Not that cool: marauder empire not really close, but my divine empress had the trait that reduces mineral and influence cost for outposts. Naturally, I expanded like crazy. During my first war with the hungry bird people, I get attacked by another empire. Eventually I fight them off in a frantic two front (three or four front if you count pirates) clusterfornication but lose a vital choke point system with a heavily fortified starbase.
During that war another empire attacks me.
Before the war those utter dicks (they're fungoid, probably don't even have dicks, I apologize for my terracentrism) grabbed a system I really wanted because it had a size 25 tundra planet.
They colonized the planet. A damned tropical preference species colonized the tundra planet I want.
Of course I conquer the planet and purge the idiots.
For their own good !
Don't want them to catch a cold !
And of course there's a marauder raid.
And because my forces are stretched so thin, common pirates are running wild.
Just when I try to consolidate my power the devouring swarm decides to take revenge. They're pretty weak because I ate 80% of their territory and a war against them would normally just be pest control, but I'm still distracted by pirates and my fleets are literally half a galaxy away when they attack.
After about a hundred years of war a Great Khan unifies one of the three marauder empires. Naturally, it's the one right next to me.
Naturally, I'm so stubborn that I spend a couple of in-game years fighting a hopeless war against the Horde before I eventually submit and my empire becomes a satrapy.
My first instinct is to plot revenge, but then I decide to just wait for the Khans inevitable demise because I realize that I'm at peace. For the first time in over a century my empire is at peace.
And once the Khan dies I vassalize the succesor Khanates.
Who's laughing now ?

I just had an incredibly stressful game.
Authoritarian/Spiritualist/Pacifist snake people. Got the neural symbiont event very early.
Off to a good start.
First neighbor civ I encountered was a Devouring Swarm.
Cool. I'm pacifist, they're genocidal.
Perfect ! Guilt (and influence) free land-grab. They even had the same climate preference as my species (tundra), and since they're a hive-mind species they're automatically purged.
They die off and leave the infrastructure for my colonists.
How sad !
Not that cool: marauder empire not really close, but my divine empress had the trait that reduces mineral and influence cost for outposts. Naturally, I expanded like crazy. During my first war with the hungry bird people, I get attacked by another empire. Eventually I fight them off in a frantic two front (three or four front if you count pirates) clusterfornication but lose a vital choke point system with a heavily fortified starbase.
During that war another empire attacks me.
Before the war those utter dicks (they're fungoid, probably don't even have dicks, I apologize for my terracentrism) grabbed a system I really wanted because it had a size 25 tundra planet.
They colonized the planet. A damned tropical preference species colonized the tundra planet I want.
Of course I conquer the planet and purge the idiots.
For their own good !
Don't want them to catch a cold !
And of course there's a marauder raid.
And because my forces are stretched so thin, common pirates are running wild.
Just when I try to consolidate my power the devouring swarm decides to take revenge. They're pretty weak because I ate 80% of their territory and a war against them would normally just be pest control, but I'm still distracted by pirates and my fleets are literally half a galaxy away when they attack.
After about a hundred years of war a Great Khan unifies one of the three marauder empires. Naturally, it's the one right next to me.
Naturally, I'm so stubborn that I spend a couple of in-game years fighting a hopeless war against the Horde before I eventually submit and my empire becomes a satrapy.
My first instinct is to plot revenge, but then I decide to just wait for the Khans inevitable demise because I realize that I'm at peace. For the first time in over a century my empire is at peace.
And once the Khan dies I vassalize the succesor Khanates.
Who's laughing now ?