On the Teutonic Front...
"Mighty General Hans Frederich!"
"Yah Marshal Kirittien?"
"Tomorrow morning my Helvetian soliders will march forward and slaughter the profanities to the northwest. We shall do so with great determination, care and bloodlust. Any resistance from the army or poachers who refuse to give in will be slaughtered! Our army as you know is large, our tactics refined - should the Godess of Luck and Rajaba bless us we will surely be victorious."
"Yah, what you want with this? I know about all of such things. I haff killed many Russians to the East before we mixed kindred with Silesia and such things stopped."
"As you know Mighty General Frederich, the King has signed the alliance with Germany. This is an alliance you have wanted for a long time since the war started with Muscowy."
"Yah."
"The King wants to see if you will be good allies he can trust. It is one thing to sign a NAP a-"
"What iz a nap yah? The King do not sleep much."
"It is one thing to sign peace and another to be friends, blood, comrades. YOU KNOW?!?!"
"Yah, this is clear as blood."
"So...ooo?!?"
"Do not worry. Friedrich will charge their lines like insane man, swordsmen wedge their flanks, cavalry thump their breaking lines, they die, we slaughter them you can have useless slaves, we share loot and you get west."
"So we fight together, fiercely?"
"Yah, the Kings make us share blood you know? Important thing in Germany."
"Very well then, we have shared blood-"
"We are blood brother, you and me."
"All right Friedrich, as your blood... brother I trust you. I will order arrow fussilades, feint, flank and charge and at some point you go nutbonkers on them and I follow your lead."
"Yah, you use tak-tiks, I mass men for bloody party. Your King be happy."
"Good... just so we're clear."
"We fight tomorrow Marshal Kirittien, blood brother. You be real man then."
"What - what you say?"
"Haha, joke, see you morning, I sleep one twelfth now."
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"Right."
Around the Provinces of Helvetia
Join the first Helvetian Volounteer Division! All men who join are to be given a farm with a slave in the newlands after the war.
Roads will be built to connect your farm with the rest of civilization by labor camp slaves under the watch of the military.
Erez said:
Rujarat has ordered us to tell you that you are suppose to have your own Rujarat great priest that will bring his words to your part of the world. He will be trained with others of our priests, just faster and to a shorter time so he could return to you as quickly as possible.
Rujarat is the true God! He is the supreme entity of the universe. He is God! God, I tell you! We must build the shrines and temples and schools so the young can read the holy texts! The King has ordered it! Ma'am, send your son to a school for acolytes and mayhaps he will become a grand high priest with training in Antigotica some day! Go now! We must be worthy of Rujarat and our Mountain Gods!"
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=3047626&postcount=693
[notice how I spelled the name of the Antigotic religion right Jason! I should get a boost to religion

lol ... I'm done, I'm not going to change the mistakes in my order on the name of Dalmatia/Dacien and Rajaba/Rujarat so I'm fiiinished. When's the update coming?]
Life to Helvetia! Happines to her friends! May prosperity flourish in all that is Helvetia and may she be blessed by the Gods! Death to her enemies!
(there's something about the name Helvetia and the Alps that makes me want it to be successful... it's kind of like Norway, just warmer ... and prettier... not to mention much more central)