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Dubai grows and grows, with no limit to its potential except for the rather limited water supply. All the same, trade flourishes, new harbors are dug, and the people feast. Well, some of them do, anyway. In the meantime, the Trade Cabal, a government reminiscent of that of the Tong a few thousand miles away, spreads the new religion of Dubaii Pantheism.
While the gods are mildly amused at the apparent plural adjective form of Dubai, they bless the new religion anyway, and it gains many adherents among the Dubaii and, ironically enough, the enemies of the nation in Babylon, mainly because it is an alternative to Athealism, which has grown rather unpopular. One wonders how long it will take them to realize the pantheism is also from an enemy nation, but in any case...
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Another few thousand miles away, on the other end of a trade route. A different life.
The thunder of the steppe horsemen hooves beat into a chaotic war in northern Yan. The Xiong Nu loot the capital, giving them much capital. Meanwhile, battles to the south go easily enough, the Song armies fleeing in disorder every time they meet on the field.
Things dont go quite as the Song planned, however, as the steppe cavalry are, after all, faster than their marchers, and they are soon actually in full flight, instead of feigned flight. The steppe horsemen actually make it to the northern border of Song itself before they meet up with the main Song army.
Thousands of crossbows and spearmen all line a great hill, staring imperiously down upon the charging cavalry. The cavalry closeand then suddenly hundreds of their number tumble to the ground, dead or wounded. The Chinese unfortunately underestimated the range and power of the steppe bows, though, and the forces were soon trading shots, however, the pavaises essentially saved the crossbowmen from too much damage.
The steppe nomads retreated, eventually, straight into a trap, set by Song troops that were landed by sea. A fierce battle ensues (honestly, how many more ways can I put it?) and the Song troops come out victorious, the steppe nomads retreating.
On another note, Silla, having united the Korean Peninsula, drives forth into the Xiong Nu, potentially threatening the integrity of the vast nation.
(Xiong Nu: -2,000 steppe cavalry)
(Song: -2,000 spearmen, -500 UU)
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To the south, of course, war rages on.
The Nipponese army attacks across Chu, passing through inconsequential armies and reaching a point on the Yangtze where the river is completely blocked by a contingent of Shu galleys. A rather quick melee ensues with the Nipponese ships retreating and the Shu fleet standing firm, but no matter. The Nipponese troops disembark and march alongside the Yangtze all the way to the Shu capital. When they get there, though, they find that they can only reinforce an already set siege.
More on that later, since the wait will make the Shu emper, or king grind his teeth a little.
The battles in Chu, meanwhile, are chaos. Apparently the Tong were going to reinforce the Yues, but that got a little sidetracked (see below), and the eventual end result was that the Nan Yue army attacked the Chu, while the Min Yue, convinced the Nan Yue would help, betrayed the Nipponese, attacking them. Confused yet?
In essence, either Yue was dealt a full hand of cards, and played them very differently. Either agreed to an alliance with Tong against Nippon, but at the same time, both agreed to a royal marriage with Nippon. Not to mention the Tong thought this was an appropriate time to stage miserably failing governmental coups. In the end, the Min Yue sided with the Tong, and the Nan Yue sided with the Nipponese. But they didnt quite know this yet.
The Tong army and fleet, sailing on one of the smaller Chinese rivers towards Chu, were suddenly confronted by a Nan Yue emissary who informed them that there was a large Shu army attacking the Nan Yue, betraying the coalition and siding with the Nipponese. An absurd tale, to be sure, but when the outriders of the Tong arrived on the field, they confirmed the story. There was a Shu invasion of Yue in the works.
The Tong marched, but it wasnt quite the gallant rescue they envisioned. While they easily crushed the Shu army in between them, the Yue army then attacked the Tong, sweeping into their encampment during the dead of the night, and slaughtering hundreds before they could organize an effective fighting retreat.
And so the Tong army retreated, but their fleet still did their best to harass and harm the Yue and Nipponese.
At the same time, the Nipponese fleet retreated headlong down the Yangtze, only to meet a very nasty force guarding the moutha Min Yue battle fleet. The fighting went on for only a few minutes, before a few pathetic looking Tong ships floated in between them, and unceremoniously blew up in a massive explosion.
Right, I was going to tell the increasingly purpling Shu emperor king, I should say, what was happening.
The Shu forces sent to unceremoniously sweep aside the supposedly inconsequential Nan Yue forces found them to be huge, well armed, and highly motivated, fighting against the heresies of the Yellow Emperor. Or something like that. They dont really believe in it, but they *do* believe they are fighting a different culturewhich, to be sure, they areand they are fighting for a way of life.
In any case, the Shu forces are defeatedpartly due to the fact that they were flanked by the Nipponesebut certainly not destroyed. Indeed, they retreated rather casually to a more secure site and there await the instruction of the Yellow King or what-have-you. The capital city is under siege by a fairly strong force, but the royal family escaped. Its really rather a stalemate, in the north at least.
In the south, the Shu inflict a massive defeat on the Burmese tribes, their leader making huge gains all over there. The diseases in the Burmese jungle begin to afflict them, however, and by the time they are able to slog all the way south again, the Burmese have organized into a legitimate state at peace with the Shu. The best that can be said for this jungle chase is that the Shu own a lot of new land and can now use the troops elsewhere.
And as a minor side noteAnnam was essentially absorbed in a coup by the Tong.
(Shu: -3,000 spearmen, -3,000 swordsmen, -1,000 archers, -5 UU, + lots of adherents to bluepotteryism, or just Yellow Emperorism)
(Tong: -1,000 spearmen, -500 archers, -10 junks, -much good wood and coal dust)
(Nippon: -500 UU, -1,000 spearmen, -10 galleys)
(Nan Yue: -5,000 swordsmen, -2,000 spearmen, -1,000 archers)
(Min Yue: -5,000 spearmen, 10 galleys)
(Moderator: -creative talent that could have been spent on the rest of the update)
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The Avar general Bayan easily rode his horde to victory over the Tartar tribes in several pitched battles, and the Khaganate expanded. Really, what else am I supposed to say?
(Avars: -500 steppe cavalry)
(Tartars: -1,500 steppe cavalry)
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OOC: From this point on Im having trouble keeping my eyes open. But heck, you wanted an update, and Im trying my hardest to do something about it.
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In Armenia, the news flows in from all fronts. The new states in the Persian territory have succeeded, and they are now happily up and running. The Scythians are continuing the war in Persia happily without a word of complaint.
The Babylonian invasion, meanwhile, was easily predicted and countered, the Armenian troops moving in flawlessly to cut off their forces in the north and at the same time stopping them from advancing further, though with mild losses on either side. Even more nicely, the Dubaii counter the Babylonian incursion by taking over the Kuwait region.
The already mentioned Anatolian effort goes decently, though the problem of the Night Warrior is getting a bit out of hand.
Other ventures dont go so well.
The landing at the north of the Caspian finds a nation already established therea Sarmatian Khaganate which, apparently, is out for blood. Fortunately the settlers turn back before things get too hectic.
Expansion along the Black is decent, and a minor rebellion by a Tauri warlord is put down. Unfortunately, the battles in Syria, mentioned above in the update, arent doing so well.
On a more domestic note, large aqueducts are built to all the major cities of Armenia in the region, fresh water now being available to many. The masses are quite pleased with this new development, and the King is quite well liked.
(Babylon: -2,000 spearmen, -5 galleys)
(Dubai: -5 galleys, -500 spearmen)
(Armenia: -1,000 spearmen, 500 swordsmen)
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The great city of Timbuktu, mighty in its riches, grows even greater as the lands of the Takrur are easily joined to their nation, their inconsequential armies swept away by the vast armies of Mali.The slaves from this new conquest are sent to irrigate and improve the infrastructure of the Niger River Valley, which aids the nation considerably as the population grows rapidly.
Meanwhile, the Ashanti nearly complete their conquest of the Dahomey, though this is barely noticed by the Malians except for the fact that the Ashanti might turn their eyes to another area to conquer.
(Mali: -3,000 spearmen)
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In Europe, the war rages on, but it seems to be in its final throes, at least.
The River Seine is crossed by a very large Portugese army which easily brushed off a French counter attack after plowing through their lines, and they quickly encircled Paris. After beating off a few more relief attempts, they assaulted the city itself.
Their rather absurd looking Fire Wagons attack the gates themselves, and after a fierce battle, the city of Paris, which had withstood siege after siege before, finally falls to the invaders. The exodus that ensues from the city, all the Parisians who would rather leave their homes than live under Portugese rule, reintroduces population into the eastern regions of France, and survivors gather in the city of Metz, which is now heavily fortified. The King narrowly escaped as well, though his second son is prisoner of the Portugese army.
Across the Channel, the Cantivelliaunii finally destroy the Portugese colony once and for all, and the people there scarcely remember the old empire, having last seen one of their men more than two hundred years ago.
Surprisingly, for the Portugese, at least, the majority of the French army was mysteriously absent, as was their navy. They all seemed to vanish.
In reality, the rich Portugese farmlands in Aquitaine were utterly devastated by a massive French invasion, which not only served to destroy a major source of income, it happened to cut off another Portugese force which was in Catalonia.
Speaking of that force, the Balearic forces utterly demolished a further Portugese incursion. Completely coincidentally, the Portugese survivors retreated to the mountain nation of Andorra, which grows rapidly to encompass much of the Pyrenees. They are amiable to all of the powers around them, and have secured good trade relations with all.
Meanwhile, the Tartessians seize part of southern Iberia, but seeing the near assurance of their allys demise (see below), they offer peace to the Balerics on relatively good terms to all.
Portugal itself was long untouched by the war, but it finally changed when a huge French force landed outside Lisbon and took it almost without a fight. The King was not captured, campaigning in Portugal as he was, but his Queen and three youngest sons, along with the families of nearly every Portugese soldier, were taken.
The Lisboans counted themselves lucky, though, as much of the rest of the nation succumbed to well armed, well organized Iberian barbarian invasions.
Without a homeland or a capital, the morale of the Portugese troops has sunk to an all time low. Most of them no longer have the will or desire to fight.
(Portugal: -2,000 Chimeran Spearmen, -500 archers, -5 fire wagons, -10 galleys)
(Balearics: -2,000 spearmen, -1,000 archers)
(Basques: -2,000 spearmen)
(Tartessos: -2,000 spearmen)
(France: -2,000 swordsmen, -1,000 spearmen, -10 galleys, -5,000 peasants (desertion))
(Dumnonii: -nation)
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Ravenna pushes north, establishing a republic in Germany known as Lombardy. The Kingdom of Germany, in the meantime, falls completely. Ceases to exist, really, as the factions all over struggle to survive, both foreign invader, and the numerous independent rebellions in Berlin, Pommern, and Saxony.
On the other side of the great Republic, the pirate coves in the Mediterranean were easily dealt with an expanded the Republics holdings even further in Northern Africa.
On the other front, Pannonia is taken over by a completely renewed government with an interesting insight into the republics future. Namely, they push against the Cimmerians full time, though since this was already the plan, it goes without saying.
They also start The grandest marketplace in the world, but this isnt quite a true statement, there being many markets in the world, a few greater than it. But its a nice name, at least.
And in the far northeast, the Preternaturians expand a bit and start a new wonder. The income is left unspent, though, and the courtiers all clamor for *their* idea to be the one that the gold is spent on.
As always.
(Ravenna: -300 UU)
(Pannonia: -100 UU)
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NPC Diplos:
From: Tartessos
To: Balearics
Peace halfway between prewar and current borders?
From: Nan Yue
To: World
Ahahahahahahah.
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OOC: Bad quality. *grumbles*