Stupid Hypothetical Question XVII
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Teletubbies costumes.
The Person
Deity +2
Pink and green clown costumes, worn inside-out. W emight just as well give them the impression that we are all nutcases (yes, that includes me!), since that's what we are, in the hope that they at least will look upon as honest nutcases.
The Last Conformist
Irresistibly Attractive
That might rather fail, since the alien presumably doesn't know anything about the significance of clowns' suits.
Perfection
The Great Head.
We could have them "I'm with stupid" shirts
Masquerouge
Deity
I say let's go for Italian designer clothes. You can't go wrong with Italian designer clothes, and suppose the Aliens are really hot, you'd want to look awesomely fashionable in your crisp Italian designer suit.
I suggest wearing under the crisp suit a trendy, slim, beige cashmere turtleneck designed by an Italian.
And the must-have brown leather shoes would also be designed by an Italian.
There's no way the alien will go hostile at us if we wear Italian designer clothes. Their only response would be to ask us where on Earth did we find such great clothes, and compliment us in how great we look in it, and sigh "metrosexuality is SOO adorable !"
Girls would wear Italian designer dresses and sandals, of course.
I suggest wearing under the crisp suit a trendy, slim, beige cashmere turtleneck designed by an Italian.
And the must-have brown leather shoes would also be designed by an Italian.
There's no way the alien will go hostile at us if we wear Italian designer clothes. Their only response would be to ask us where on Earth did we find such great clothes, and compliment us in how great we look in it, and sigh "metrosexuality is SOO adorable !"
Girls would wear Italian designer dresses and sandals, of course.
LLXerxes
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Blue Jeans (with holsters and pistols), White T shirt (with Kevlar woven in, if possible), Nice basketball shoes(with lazers 
), And a hat (either one of those We're # 1 hats or something better)
In other words, white T shirt, Blue Jeans, Maybe some Jordans or something, and a hat.
), And a hat (either one of those We're # 1 hats or something better)In other words, white T shirt, Blue Jeans, Maybe some Jordans or something, and a hat.
The Last Conformist said:
Seconded.
And thirded, by my evil twin IglooSkippy.
Pirate
Emperor
Colonel said:
Well then they shall be rewarded for their sacrifice for the good of our world.
Furthermore, I demand that the aliens meet us in the buff as well!!!
stupidest thrad ever.
I fourth the black suit aproach. with a nice barreta on hand just in case.
ha aliens in the buff - wounder what thier parts would look like? asuming we met on a one to one basis would we feel concern over being seen nude? probobly not since thiers no chance of interaction.
I fourth the black suit aproach. with a nice barreta on hand just in case.
ha aliens in the buff - wounder what thier parts would look like? asuming we met on a one to one basis would we feel concern over being seen nude? probobly not since thiers no chance of interaction.
Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
Zarn said:Uniforms?
Everyone should wear a pair of blue jeans, a white shirt, and a leather jacket.
I had a vision. In addition to what I have said before, we should wear boots and sunglasses.
No, you eyes aren't playing tricks on you. I did quote myself.
Quasar1011
King of Sylvania
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