Sum up liberals and conservatives!

Omega Point

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Lets see you guys sum up liberals and conservatives in one (non run-on) sentance each! Lets see how bias you guys are or if you can make equally detrimental (or supportive) sentances!

Conservatives: Do what's best for themselves, then make-up to everyone later when it screws up everyone else.

Liberals: Watch what happens complacently, then after everything is over complain about how if they would have been in control it wouldn't have gone that way.
 
My View:

c- like live the old fationed way
l- a buch of losers always trying to be hip and politically correct; they love change, even at the expense of the majority and love to bash bush; the give one sided statement on the war and own or media; if the see a cross on something they'll tear it down, to be pc, even if they are "christian" ; celebrate all holidays to make everyone happy; want all twelve months to be [insert race here] history month but there can be no white month; love non-white non-christian non-male non-western people, or anyone else who is no a majority; call conservatives extremeist racist sexist facsist pigs; blot out the violnce in history; lets terrorists like bi Laden tear us down and do nothing but blame the conservative white male christian western president; call people not by what there skin color is, but where there ancestors come from.

I used semicolons. :p Oh, i think im a little bias, don't you think?

Libral View

c- a violent, racist, fascist sexist pig who loves war and putting troops in to other peoples land and hates the minoritys and think rich people such have more power than the poor.
l- a sensable person

Real View

c- hates librals
l- hates conservatives
 
In Australia, the conservatives are the Liberal Party :). Hows that for confusing?
 
Conservative: Narrow minded, stubborn, arrogant, self-centered, Insensitive , superstitious ,change fearing Neanderthal.

Liberal: Open minded, high educated, free-spirited, change hugging, compassionate, sensitive human being.

Ramius
 
rmsharpe said:
Conservatives: Right.

Liberals: Wrong.

:lol:

Simple yet accurate :thumbsup:
 
I wish people would stop using those two words. There are more than two ideologies out there guys!
 
Ramius75 said:
Conservative: Narrow minded, stubborn, arrogant, self-centered, Insensitive , superstitious ,change fearing Neanderthal.

Liberal: Open minded, high educated, free-spirited, change hugging, compassionate, sensitive human being.

Ramius

:rolleyes: Your discription of librals make me get butterflies and my stomach and now i want to jump through a field of daisys and sniff them, then im going to hug all the teedy bears i see and kiss osama's butt. Them i will tell my most personal felling to everone and ask about how every one is feeling. Im then going to watch a Mr. Rogers maraton followed by a straght hour of Barney.
Heart warming.
 
Plexus said:
@Raimus- It is incredibly ironic how closed minded your anti-conservative rant is. :lol:

Haha, i never claim i was a liberal, im somewhere in between more to the left thou :lol:
Thats my ideal image of a liberal and my sterotype of a conservative.

Ramius
 
liberals General are people that think people should be allowed to make their own rules,(like they should be allowed to use drugs and such) and they generally think that some old rich conservative racist white guys are ruling the world and they should tax them more so they can get a better share.

conservatives think that people shouldn't be trusted with themselves, so they should decide what is right and wrong; They typically think the market should be free so they can get richer, and leave the rest to fend for themselves.
 
Conservative: Makes you feel guilty for not caring about your country, and being a liberal

Liberal: Makes you feel guilty for not caring about the world, and being a conservative

Its easy to spot the difference between conservatives and liberals in the Indian media...the conservative guy shouts his/her head off, pointing to a liberal calling him names...and the liberal person does the same...

The liberal takes out marches, points fingers and blames the people who control the whole world for a problem..the conservatives takes out marches, points fingers and blames the whole world for the problem..which is essentially the same thing...

I think INdia was perhaps the only country in the world where the liberal bleeding heart types took out 40 people marches on the same day as the conservative religious organizations took out 40 people marches to protest the war on Iraq, with the massive impact that they all got ran over by motorists too pissed off about the road block to give a damn
 
Conservatives: narrow-minded, petit-bourgeois, religious, patriotic, xenophobe, stupid, boring, prudish, self-protecting, company-loving, apathetic group followers.

Liberals: civilized, intelligent, tasteful, open-minded, spiritual, compassionate, nice, optimistic, sometimes naive idealists.

Hmm, I agree a lot with Ramius. :)
 
Once, discussing issues of left and right, I told to an conservative that he was a freak (because sure, he was). Stapel than came and told me "hey, Fred, I am as conservative as it comes. This guy, however (I'll avoid repeating the name), is not a conservative... he is a wacko".

There it is. I have nothing against conservatives or liberals (and I am centered, leaning to liberal only by US standards)... so I refuse to judge an entire class by the lunatic behavior of extremist wackos that throw the name of that politic in the mud.

There can be great conservatives and great liberals - though generally, liberals are better because generally they have more empathy for the other human beings, and don't try justify suffering through pragmatism.

Regards :).
 
A liberal wants you to do as you please, but that society should support you in doing so.

A conservative wants you to do as he pleases, but that you should support yourself in doing so.

A libertarian wants you to do as you please, and that you should support yourself in doing so.

Those that want you to do as they please and that society should support you in doing so go by many labels.
 
Liberal starts with an l. Conservative starts with a C. If English spelling was reformed, Conservative would start with a k while liberal would contnue to start with an l.

How's that for irony?
 
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