Telephone Conversation: Bush and Cheney

[sween32]

Me and Omni were really bored so this just randomly happened. An inprov conversation between Cheney and Bush. It was alot funnier cause we used the MSN smilie faces as expressions with the telephone right next to their ear.

Bush - sween32
Cheney - OmniMower

Cheney:
...hello? this is Dick Cheney..... how may I help you....*whipers* no not that one, I whant that skinny hooker...

Bush:
hi this is george dubbya. i just wanna say i'm full of excitadum to talk to you in this moment of historium.

Cheney:
mmhmm yes....yes....mmhmm...yes

Bush:
i think that a war on iraq is in our nations best interest and this administration's only chance to be electatable in 2004. what is your opinionation?

Cheney:
mmhmm...yes....yes .....ofcourse....

Bush:
i think a deceastable operation should be taken against sadaam huissen. that will take away the attention of our nation away from the ruination of the nation

Cheney:
mmhmm...yes...*BLURP!*...urmm...yes....

Bush:
ya know... here in texas we have a saying...
jack and jill went up the hill...
the hill....
he won't break his crown again!

Cheney:
,,mmhmm...well Ill see what I can do about that...mmhmmm ...yes

Bush:
i'm thirsty... hold on... POWELL!!! GET ME A GLASS OF WATER!!! thank you! can you tuck me in? thank you... ok, i'm back

Cheney:
oh, yes....we have to consider that before we do....erhmmm...what ever it was..yes

Bush:
you know, here in texas we have a saying... i'm sure it's in iraq too...
have two birds in a bush...
.... uh....
... one in hand....
the fooled won't get pooped on again!

Cheney:
hmmmm....

Bush:
all of my dependalation is on you, dick. you must get this done. it is in our nations best interest.

Cheney:
have you seen my new car? It has this lil cute cup holder on the dashboard...*giggles* its so cute!

Bush:
oh yeah? new car? cool! can i take it for a drive sometime?

Cheney:
have a drive....mmmhmmm....no!....its mine! and the lil cute cup holder to!

Bush:
but.... i'm the president!

Cheney:
no I am!

Bush:
nah-ah!

Cheney:
ah-huh!

Bush:
you let me drive the car, i'll let you wear my cowboy hat!

Cheney:
Really! oh man, oh man, oh man!!! yes.......

Bush:
i don't believe you. i'm gonna have to send in some weapons inspectors first. *click*

 

[Senoj]

LOL!!!! This is soooo funny! I actually overheard some of this conversation on msn and I didn't know what they were on about. Hilarious!!!!

 

[Jandor]

LOL

 

[newfangle]

Weirdos....

But anything anti-Bush is bound to be hilarity at its finest.

 

[mad_stork]

Originally posted by sween32
Bush:
i'm thirsty... hold on... POWELL!!! GET ME A GLASS OF WATER!!! thank you! can you tuck me in? thank you... ok, i'm back

 

[sween32]

Bush calls back to borrow Cheney's car...

Bush
Hi, Helen. this is the President of the United States of America. Can you connect me to the Dick Cheney?

Operator:
Sorry, he is not available, he is busy with my ...urm..his pants.....

Bush:
Oh... well can you leave a message?

Operator:
haha....mmhmm...yes...yes I can....YES, OH YEEEESSSSSSS!

Bush:
Can you tell him to leave his keys to his new car under the mattress of the East wing? I'll leave my cowboy hat with my intern.

Operator:
...*ripp*...did you say Cowboy hat???

Bush:
yeah. that was the deal. i let him wear my cowboy hat, i get to drive his car. don't make me drag congress into this.

Operator:
I always wanted to ride a comboy.....can we meet.......GET OFF ME DICK!!! *smack*...I'm talking to a real cowboy!

Bush:
i'm sorry ma'am, i'm already in a relationship. i only sleep with collin powe.... i mean my wife.

Operator:
oh, that's too bad....but I can wear my Miss Piggy outfit.....

Bush:
this is not part of the deal. i'm going infront of the united nations to get this thing resolved. i have a whole day to fill up since all i do is complain, and i need something to do! tell dick that if the keys are not under the east wing mattress in 30 minutes, then... uhhhh.... da fulami won't be fooled again! *click*

 

[GenghisK]

Ah I heard one too. Hope people won't take it bad.

Mr. "Double U" talking to Mr. Tony (Blair) about some attacks.
Mr. Jacques (Chirac) entering the room:
_ what are you talking about?

Mr. Bush:
_ Oh just about killing 14 millions muslims and one computer science engineer?
_ Whaaaat? An engineer???

Mr. Blair:
_ See, Georges? I told you nobody would care about the 14 millions...

 

[sween32]

Bush:
uh... yes... Al Gore please

Operator:
Al Gore???? Can you be more specific please.

Bush:
uh... Albert Gore. Might be listed as Tipper Gore.

Operator:
Ok, wait, please.......no, sir...we dont have any by that name here.....can you narrow it down?

Bush:
How about Joe Liberals' Expressionless Maniquins?

Operator:
Yes, please wait........

Gore;
Cap Skinner here! Who is this?

Bush:
This is uh... George Dubbya.. I mean... Reverand Jesse Jackson... can I talk to Al please?

Gore:
oh, forgive me reverand for i have sinned! I have been a naughty boy!

Bush:
Yeah, well... there's nothing you can do now to save you from the fires of hell... put on Gore, please

Gore:
uhmm...this is Al, reverand, but I love to put a lil cute Navy outfit on and pretend to be a Cap.....I WANT TO BE IN THE NAVY...with all those cute butts......

Bush:
LISTEN YOU LITTLE @#$%SUCKER!!! THIS ISN'T THE REVERAND!! THIS IS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!! YOU BETTER LAY OFF MY IRAQ PLAN OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Gore:
There's no need to get testy... I have a mean side, too, ya know. You don't want to see me mad. I get mean! GERRR!!!

Bush:
YOU STUPID, SWEATY, BEAKED-NOSED, TENNESEE BOY SCOUT!!!

Gore:
Who is this?

Bush:
Uh.... Dick Cheney...

Gore:
George? Is that you?

Bush:
Uh.... Yes, this is George Foreman...

Gore:
George Dubbya.... tisk tisk tisk... I can't believe you would stoop to such depths...

Bush:
Yeah, well the lowness of great men is measured by the depthdables of their enemies!

Gore:
i can't be sure but i think you just insulted yourself...

Bush:
..... ..... ...... ...... NO!!!!

Gore:
... ... ...

Bush:
Listen, we're both grown men. I'm sure we can work this out. I'm sure I can pay you back for keeping quiet.

Gore:
Oh yeah... REAL good idea! Like that time I took you to the zoo in Argentina for a publicity stunt and you said you'd repay me for the ice cream... and you never did.... and then you left me with the scary monkey's because you thought it was funny...

Bush:
Oh, come on! That was one time!

Gore:
Yeah, well I remember things like that. I'm very sensitive.

Bush:
I needed it for a campaign ad... "Why would you want a president who's afraid of primates?"... Listen, I'm sorry...

Gore:
NO YOU'RE NOT!!! YOU'RE A SELFISH, EVIL MAN!

Bush:
Can we start over?

Gore:
Goodbye, George! Goodbye forever!

Bush:
Does this mean you're not running for president?

Gore:
*click*