Text Based RPG.

[Yoshiegg737]

Open the rock

 

[Omega124]

Learn to book with the fish

 

[W|M]

Eat some meat.

 

[Skwink]

Walk to NPC!DoubleA, stab him in the eye with knife.

NPC Double A is stabbed in eye.

Open mashed fish

You find fish organs!

Try to recall why I am here and what I am supposed to do

You can't remember.

Open a door to one of the buildings.

You open the door.

Double A pulls the knife out of him and throws it in the player's face. Double A then becomes the player character.

Double A stabs Player! Double A is now Player, and Player is now NPC!

Use the piece of glass with the rope.

You put a piece of glass in the rope.

Open the rock

You find Crystals!

Learn to book with the fish

You and the fish now know how to book.

Eat some meat.

You eat meat and reclaim health.

Learn to fish using the book.

You know how to fish.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Dramatically slice the book in half with crystals

 

[W|M]

Fish some salmon

 

[MaxaTheGreat]

Open the pen.

 

[mechaerik]

Eat own eye.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Lick the door.

 

[Perfection]

Hold the Crystal!

 

[Omega124]

Kiss Player

 

[Double A]

Kill Player (NPC)

 

[Red_Spy]

Stab self with glass.

 

[Optical]

Throw rope at building

 

[Skwink]

Throw rope at building

Rope hits building! (5 dmg to building)

Stab self with glass.

Stabbed, bleeding! (-10 hp)

Kill Player (NPC)

Player is dead!

Kiss Player

You kiss corpse!

Hold the Crystal!

You are holding crystal.

Lick the door.

You lick the door.

Eat own eye.

You lose an eye! (-10 hp, regain form eating)

Open the pen.

You get ink on self. (-1 hp)

Fish some salmon

You have new fish.

Dramatically slice the book in half with crystals

You now have two half books.

 

[Red_Spy]

Set self on fire.

 

[Optical]

Climb building.

 

[W|M]

Cook fish.

 

[Seon]

Open Player.

 

[Save_Ferris]

Slap dead NPC with said salmon.