The Awesome Mod- Chuck Norris Unit

[Robo Magic Man]

Due to TRAyres' request, this mod adds the Chuck Norris unit to the game. Background info can be found here: chucknorrisfacts.com

Now With Music!
Opening Menu Theme: "Chuck Norris" by Supafloss

Chuck-Tastic Unit Specs:
- Only 1 allowed in the world, like a world wonder but a unit
- Requires Mass Media, because before Walker, Texas Ranger aired,
no one was ready for the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris.
- 80 strength
- 4 movement
- Starts with Blitz, Commando, and Shock
- Ignores terrain cost
- Can traverse impassible terrain
- Immune to first strikes
- 1 to 2 first strikes

Download Awesome Mod

**Request: Could someone make a good Bruce Lee skin? I tried but it didn't look very good at all.

Screenshots

 

[Los Tirano]

You really are completely crazy arent you?

Though, whats this feeling? Oh no, i cannot help but, be overcome by the sheer manly vigour that is Chuck Norris...

Must use chuck norris, must use, no, no, NOOOO!

(Los Tirano turns into a Chuck Norris clone)
(His body is perfect, nay his very manliness is supreme)
(The Gods tremble)

 

[OblivionOdyssey]

I think you have waaaaay too much spare time.

 

[TRAyres]

This is FANTASTIC, I am going to go play RIGHT NOW.

THANK YOU

 

[Los Tirano]

But what happens if chuck norris dies?
Not that he can be killed, of course, as he is a god.
But hypothetically, the people of chuck would be in a little trouble.

 

[Los Tirano]

Robo, can you make a religion to accompany the chuck norris mod? Norrisanity perhaps? First to discover roundhouse tech founds it?

All people must worship him

 

[Sisonpyh]

Requesting an American Jack Bauer UU please.

 

[TRAyres]

I don't mind having more than one chuck norris unit. What I mind is anyone besides America having the Chuck Norris unit. I started a new game, and was totally stoked to see I could build more than one - after all, since Chuck Norris is invincible and these representations can be killed, they're not EXACTLY Chuck Norris (and besides, if they represented Chuck entirely, we'd go blind with His greatness). However, it was NOT cool when another player had Chuck. How much wood can the Japanese civ. Chuck? The answer is NONE. Chuck was Walker, Texas Ranger. Not Wakatimasu, Nippon Gentleman.

Can somebody please fix this?

Also, Chuck seems to like to fight by pulling out a calculator. I know that since Chuck Norris has lazer vision I was hoping beyond hope that somebody would mod THAT in, but this just shows he can kill with his mind. Which is still Chuck-Tastic.

But still... The unit even had a little American flag by him! I thought he was ours! Please please please fix this! (Other than that, amazing work )

 

[Robo Magic Man]

Ok, I'll make him the American UU. As for the world unit, thing, I must have forgotten to re-upload the file after I added that feature. I'll do that soon. As for the animation, he had to be made from the modern worker model and animations, since they're the only units without weapons, and Chuck doesn't need weapons to kick serious ass. I'll see if the animations can be fixed, but I doubt they can.

 

[Robo Magic Man]

Also, as for the spare time comment, It's currently a 3-day weekend for me due to conferences at school or something. But regardless, you're probably right .

And @Los Tirano
Chuck Norris can die. The tragedy can be seen on Newgrounds.com in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate destiny animation. However, he doesn't go gently into that good night, to quote Bob Dillan. Go check out the animation.

 

[Robo Magic Man]

The edited mod is now posted, Chuck is now a world unit, but I couldn't make him a UU unless there was a non-unique unit in his unitclass, and what kind of unit is in the same class as Chuck Norris? Also, I can't change the animations. But no matter, we all knew Chuck could kill people just by looking at them.

"A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was Charles. Chuck Norris didn't respond. He simply stared at him until the man's head exploded."

 

[sharick]

Chuck Norris unit - lol
Nice try Robo Magic Man, but I don't think it's a good idea because as stated in Chuck Norris Facts:
"The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn"

 

[Robo Magic Man]

Wow, I never noticed that before. Just ignore it...

 

[Shqype]

hahaha, the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destinty -- catchy tune and very clever!

 

[Los Tirano]

So Robo, any plans for Norrisanity? Or Chucklam?

The Jack Bauer idea is a good one, but only if when he attacks a unit he ties them to a chair and beats them to death!

Having some problems with file gone. Ads and crap but nowhere to actually download the unit.

 

[Robo Magic Man]

Ok, the dl link is fixed. I don't know why it sent you to the filegone homepage before.

 

[Los Tirano]

Cool i got it.

Norrisanity?

 

[TRAyres]

The file doesn't seem to be working - ?

 

[TRAyres]

NICE - going to go play, thanks!

 

[spincrus]

Someone should make a Bruce Lee unit to kick Chuck's butt then