The Bank of Valhalla

[Shaitan]

@Civanator: Welcome to the Bank of Valhalla, where the only thing higher than our spirits is the security on your money. Your account has been transferred. The accounting department is closed on the weekends but I will send you a retroactive analysis on Monday.

 

[Civanator]

ok, thank you.

 

[Strider]

Shaitan I want to open a business account for S&E inc....

 

[Shaitan]

@Strider - We're happy to have S&E aboard Fanatika's first "Business" bank. Until this point you have been distributing S&E earnings immediately to yourself and Ehcatl. Are you now planning on holding cash for S&E itself? If not then I'd advise against opening an account as it wouldn't be needed.

 

[Civanator]

Shaitan, is the Fanatikan Revenue Association where you post transactions and turn chat earnings?

 

[Strider]

Originally posted by Shaitan
@Strider - We're happy to have S&E aboard Fanatika's first "Business" bank. Until this point you have been distributing S&E earnings immediately to yourself and Ehcatl. Are you now planning on holding cash for S&E itself? If not then I'd advise against opening an account as it wouldn't be needed.

Yes.... We have an accountant now and he will be putting the money into the S&E inc. account.

 

[Shaitan]

@Civanator - Yes, all transactions get posted to the Fanatikan Revenue Association. We need to keep a central spot for transaction posts no matter how many banks there are.

@Strider - Excellent, we're very happy to have your business.

 

[Civanator]

q\Will you post the incomes for the t/c tonight or tomorrow?

 

[Shaitan]

@Civanator - Updates always come out the business day after the chat turn. Generally that makes it Monday and Thursday.

 

[Bill_in_PDX]

I wish to transfer my account to Bank of Valhalla.

I understand that there is a recurring fee for holding money here. Would that not qualify as a transaction and therefore keep my money flowing?

 

[Shaitan]

@Bill_in_PDX: Welcome to Bank of Valhalla, the happiest bank in the nation. Yes, the recurring charge will keep your account active. Your current balance is 2778.25g.

 

[Shaitan]

Interest, loans
Strider: 54.8g
SAAM: 26.4g
Falcon02: 19.2g

Accounts, 5g ea
BCLG100
Shaitan

Accounts, 10g ea
Chieftess
Civanator
Cyc
disorganizer
Falcon02
gonzo_for_civ
Great Iguanaman
gunning1
Octavian X
Padma
Plexus
Strider
Stuck_As_a_Mac
Acroama Homes
Animals "R" Us
Apro, Poe & Nuffin
Bohemian Insurance Company
Boondoggle & Pork
Equirias Stables & Livestock
S&E Inc.
Shaicorp Investment Industries

Total: 320.4
Profit: 256.32

Distribution:
CEO (Shaitan): 25.6
Bank of Valhalla: 51.2
disorganizer: (20): 35.9
Donsig: (12): 21.5
Gonzo_for_Civ: (2): 3.6
Gunning1: (1): 1.8
Octavian X: (1): 1.8
SAAM: (1): 1.8
Strider: (7): 12.6

 

[BCLG100]

uhm shaitan out of interest how can yo have . something off a gold coin or whatever it is

 

[Shaitan]

We have gold, silver (10 silver equals 1 gold) and copper (10 copper = 1 silver).

5.43g would be 5 gold, 4 silver and 3 copper.

 

[Shaitan]

The Bank of Valhalla welcomes Brother Adam and Sister Eve, our newest account holders.

 

[BCLG100]

also whens the next update due?

 

[Shaitan]

It's due today. I had to work through lunch so didn't get to run through the FRA thread like I normally do. If I run out of time it'll be posted tomorrow.

 

[jdd2007]

i would like to open an account here. i am willing to pay the 10g per t/c

 

[disorganizer]

at the moment, the only 3 honours which passed the quorum are chieftess, donsig and me. please adjust the incomes accordingly.

 

[Octavian X]

Waiting for the updates...

Also, dis, the validity of those honors have been questioned (namely by me )