The Best Signature

[omichyron]

I think Becka has the best signature:

Well, I can't believe I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and the stuff I can't believe is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter are not butter, and I believe that they both just might in fact be butter, but in cunning disguises, and in fact there's a lot more butter out there than we believe....

It is very funny....

What are the rest of your favorite signatures? (Obviously, I don't expect to get any votes for the two-line System of a Down quote I'm using at the moment. Maybe I'll come up with a better one later)

 

[Greadius]

<---- Best signature is an oxymoron.

Its like a competition on who can repeat the most annoying saying everytime they post.

 

[Ohwell]

It would be cool to have images in signatures... because then I could put a random image code and have the images be a bunch of signatures, so each time I post there is a different signature...

That would be cool.

 

[SunTzu]

I'm 59% Apathetic, 35% Indifferent, 21% Redundant and 13% Math Defficent

lol whew! this one cracked me up

 

[Pillager]

I like Rodgers', although I think he could add "Rodgers by name, Rodgers by nature", too.

 

[Ren]

I like Ohwell's (and I already had that one in mind before I opened the thread)

 

[Dell19]

I like Håkon's Discworld sig

Azhural, Klatchian elephant herder - "It's fifteen hundred miles to Ankh-Morpork, we've got three hundred and sixty-three elephants, fifty carts of forage, the monsoon's about to break and we're wearing…we're wearing…sort of things, like glass, only dark…dark glass things on our eyes…"
General Tacticus, famous Ankh-Morporkian general, on the subject of being outsmarted, outnumbered and outpositioned in a war - "Don't Have a Battle."

 

[Becka]

Originally posted by Ohwell
It would be cool to have images in signatures... because then I could put a random image code and have the images be a bunch of signatures, so each time I post there is a different signature...

That would be cool.

No it would NOT because you'd put some dancing monstrocity there!!!

Originally posted by omichyron
I think Becka has the best signature:



It is very funny....

Awwww, thank you. It's from "The Vicar of Dibley".

 

[bobgote]

Originally posted by Greadius
<---- Best signature is an oxymoron.

Its like a competition on who can repeat the most annoying saying everytime they post.

you're an oxymoron.

 

[Rodgers]

I said this one before in a similar thread - there was someone who has either changed his sig now or no longer posts here who said something like "start a fire for a guy and you keep him warm all night. Set the guy on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life"

Pilager - your wish is my command

 

[Ren]

Gonzo's "There are 10 different types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't" is classical.

 

[duke o' york]

I'd like to see Rodgers incorporate "Well..... hello!" into his profile but the trouble with the internet is that you can't make the two simple words convey the right sense of lecherousness that it requires to be funny. You could have "Well hello young lady..." instead, but it's not quite as good. Does anyone remember Jarvis from Newman and Baddiel's sketch show some years back? I imagine Rodgers as cultivating a similar persona but with far less doubt as to his sexuality.

 

[Pillager]

Originally posted by Rodgers
Pilager - your wish is my command

Rodgers, I feel honoured

Also, related to Duke's comment, "I say, you're a fine creature, aren't you?" would be good, but, again, difficult to convey.

 

[duke o' york]

"Mmmm... rather!"
I daresay that Rodgers can come up with something along these lines with judicious use of the groucho smiley.

 

[Rodgers]

I have indeed been racking my brains along these lines but nothing that actually "works" will surface.

I do remember the Jarvis character - do you remember the Fast Show character that Paul Whitehouse plays (blazer, cravat, bottle of fizz and cig in holder) called The 14th Duke of Wimblim (??) or something? He was always in really dodgy situations - girls boarding schools etc - and his line was "ME? With MY reputation? They must be mad!"

 

[Hitro]

Originally posted by Greadius
<---- Best signature is an oxymoron.

Anti-signature has for long been my favourite title!

 

[BCLG100]

i like the end of striders
"where can i download palehorse the mod" it got a little chuckle

 

[insurgent]

I know this non-active Colombian on this forum. He hasn't posted a single time, but when he PM's me, I can see his sig. It's the best, IMHO. It says "This is not a signature".

 

[Switch625]

I vote for Greadius.

 

[Perfection]

I like civ1-fanatic's its so buitiful and since he recently changed it. Its even better. Others are puns but civ1's is a work of art