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The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

Not avalible? :confused:
 
Originally posted by puglover
Not avalible? :confused:
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Same here. The daily bandwidth limit has been reached right now. I guess I'll have to try again later....
 
Worked fine for me. It reminds me of any diablo 2 channel
 
12 year olds shouldn't use WTH at the beginning and end of each sentence. This is disturbing.
 
Dave, what are you doing?
DAEV!111!!!! LOL WUT R U DONG?!!??! WTH LOL
 
The U.S. Declaration of Independance as Written by a 12-year-Old-AOLer:

WH3N IN DA COURSE OF HUMAN 3VANTS IT BCOMAS NECESARY FOR ONA PAOPLA 2 DISOLVA DA POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CONECT3D THAM WIT ANOTH3R AND 2 ASUME MONG DA POWERS OF TEH EARTH TEH S3PARAET AND EQUAL STATION 2 WHICH TEH LAWS OF NATUR3 AND OF NATURES GOD 3NTITL3 TH3M A DACANT R3SPACT 2 TEH OPINIONS OF MANKIND REQUIERS TAHT THEY SHUD R TEH CAUS3S WHICH IMP3L THEM 2 DA SEPARATION

WE1!11!1!! WTH HOLD THES3 TRUTHS 2 B SALF-EVIEDNT TAHT AL MEN R CRAAETD EQUAL TAHT THEY R 3NDOW3D BY THERE CR3A2R WIT CARTANE UNALEINABLA RIGHTS TAHT MONG TH3SE R LIEF LIEBRTY AND DA PURSUIT OF HAPIENS-TAHT1!1111 LOL 2 SACURA TH3SE RIGHTS GOVERNMENTS R INSTITUTED MONG MEN DARIVNG THERE JUST POW3RS FROM TEH CONS3NT OF TEH GOVERNED -TAHT WHEN3VER ANY FORM OF GOVERNMANT BCOM3S DESTRUCTIEV OF THESA 3NDS IT IS DA RIGHT OF TEH PEOPL3 2 ALT3R OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUT3 NU GOV3RNM3NT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPLES AND ORGANIZNG ITS POWARS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 THEM SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLY 2 EFECT THEYRE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS!!!!1!11 OMG PRUD3NCA INDED WIL DICTAET TAHT GOVARNM3NTS LONG ASTABLISHED SHUD NOT B CHANGED FOR LIGHT AND TRANSEINT CAUSAS AND ACORDNGLY AL AXPAREINC3 HATH SHEWN TAHT MANKIND R MOR3 DISPOS3D 2 SUFER WHIEL 3VILS R SUFARABL3 THAN 2 RIGHT THAMSALVES BY ABOLISHNG DA FORMS 2 WHICH THAY R ACUS2MAD!!!1!1! WTH BUT WH3N A LONG TRANE OF ABUSES AND USURPATIONS PURSUNG INVARIABLY DA SME OBJACT EVINCAS A D3SIGN 2 R3DUCE TH3M UNDER ABSOLUTA DESPOTISM IT IS THERE RIGHT IT IS THERE DUTY 2 THROW OF SUCH GOV3RNM3NT AND 2 PROVIED NU GUARDS FOR THERE FUTUR3 S3CURITY-SUCH!1!!!1! OMG WTH HAS B3N TEH PATEINT SUFERANC3 OF TH3SE COLONEIS AND SUCH IS NOW DA NECASITY WHICH CONSTRANES TH3M 2 ALTER THERE FORMER SYST3MS OF GOVERNM3NT1!!1111! WTH TEH HIS2RY OF DA PRASENT KNG OF GREAT BRITANE IS A HIS2RY OF R3P3AETD INJUREIS AND USURPATIONS AL HAVNG IN DIERCT OBJACT TEH ASTABLISHMENT OF AN ABSOLUT3 TYRANY OV3R THESE STAETS!11!111 WTH 2 PROVE THIS LET FACTS B SUBMIT3D 2 A CANDID WORLD

HE11!!! LOL HAS REFUSED HIS ASANT 2 LAWS DA MOST WHOL3SOM3 AND NACESARY FOR DA PUBLIC GOD
HE!1!!1 HAS FORBIDEN HIS GOV3RNORS 2 PAS LAWS OF IMEDIAET AND PR3SNG IMPORTANC3 UNLES SUSP3ND3D IN THEYRE OP3RATION TIL HIS AS3NT SHUD B OBTANE3D AND WHEN SO SUSPANDAD HE HAS UT3RLY N3GLECT3D 2 ATEND 2 TH3M
H3!1111!11 OMG WTH LOL HAS R3FUS3D 2 PAS OTHER LAWS FOR DA ACOMODATION OF LARG3 DISTRICTS OF PAOPLE UNLES THOS3 P3OPLA WUD RALINQUISH TEH RIGHT OF REPR3S3NTATION IN TEH L3GISLATURE A RIGHT IENSTIMABLE 2 TH3M AND FORMIDABLE 2 TYRANTS ONLY!!!!1 WTH LOL
HE HAS CALED 2G3THAR LEGISLATIEV BODEIS AT PLAECS UNUSUAL UNCOMFORTABLA AND DISTANT FROM TEH DAPOSI2RY OF THEYRE PUBLIC RECORDS FOR DA SOLE PURPOSA OF FATIGUNG THEM IN2 COMPLIANCA WIT HIS M3ASUR3S!!1!!!! LOL
HE HAS DISOLVED R3PRES3NTATIEV HOUSAS RAPEAETDLY FOR OPOSNG WIT MANLY FIRMNES HIS INVASIONS ON TEH RIGHTS OF TEH PAOPLA
H3!!!1111 HAS REFUSED FOR A LONG TIEM AFTAR SUCH DISOLUTIONS 2 CAUS3 OTHERS 2 B ALECTED WH3R3BY DA LAGISLATIEV POWARS INCAPABL3 OF ANIHILATION HAEV R3TURNED 2 DA PEOPLA AT LARG3 FOR THEYRE EXARCIES DA STAET REMANENG IN DA MAAN TIEM EXPOS3D 2 AL TEH DANG3RS OF INVASION FROM WITHOUT AND CONVULSIONS WITHIN
HE!11! OMG LOL HAS END3AVOUR3D 2 PRAV3NT TEH POPULATION OF TH3SE STAETS FOR TAHT PURPOSE OBSTRUCTNG TEH LAWS FOR NATURALIZATION OF FOR3IGNERS REFUSNG 2 PAS OTH3RS 2 ANCOURAEG THERE MIGRATIONS HITHER AND RASENG DA CONDITIONS OF NU APROPRIATIONS OF LANDS
HE111!1! HAS OBSTRUCT3D TEH ADMINISTRATION OF JUSTIEC BY R3FUSNG HIS AS3NT 2 LAWS FOR 3STABLISHNG JUDICIARY POWARS
H31!1!1 OMG LOL HAS MAED JUDG3S D3PENDANT ON HIS WIL ALONE FOR DA TENURE OF THEYRE OFIECS AND DA MOUNT AND PAYM3NT OF THERE SALAREIS
HE11111! LOL HAS 3RACTED A MULTITUDA OF NU OFIECS AND S3NT HITH3R SWARMS OF OFIECRS 2 HARAS OUR PEOPL3 AND 3AT OUT THEYRE SUBSTANC3
HA!11!!11 OMG HAS K3PT MONG US IN TIEMS OF PAAEC STANDNG ARMEIS WITHOUT TEH CONSENT OF OUR LEGISLATURES
HE1!11! LOL HAS AF3CTAD 2 REND3R DA MILITARY IND3PENDENT OF AND SUPERIOR 2 TEH CIVIL POWER
H311!1 WTH HAS COMBIEND WIT OTHARS 2 SUBJECT US 2 A JURISDICTION FOREIGN 2 OUR CONSTITUTION AND UNAKNOWLEDG3D BY OUR LAWS GIVNG HIS ASENT 2 THERE ACTS OF PRET3NDED L3GISLATION
FOR QUARTARNG LARG3 BODEIS OF ARMAD TROPS MONG US
FOR PROTECTNG TH3M BY A MOK TRIAL FROM PUNISHMANT FOR ANY MURD3RS WHICH THEY SHUD COMIT ON TEH INHABITANTS OF TH3S3 STAETS
FOR CUTNG OF OUR TRAED WIT AL PARTS OF TEH WORLD
FOR IMPOSNG TAEXS ON US WITHOUT OUR CONS3NT
FOR D3PRIVNG US IN MANY CAESS OF TEH BNEFITS OF TRIAL BY JURY
FOR TRANSPORTNG US BYOND S3AS 2 B TREID FOR PRETANDED OFENCES
FOR ABOLISHNG DA FRE SYSTAM OF 3NGLISH LAWS IN A NEIGHBOURNG PROVINCA 3STABLISHNG THEYRE AN ARBITRARY GOVERNM3NT AND 3NLARGNG ITS BOUNDAREIS SO AS 2 RENDER IT AT ONCA AN 3XMPLE AND FIT INSTRUMANT FOR INTRODUCNG TEH SM3 ABSOLUTA RULA IN2 THESA COLONEIS
FOR TAKNG AWAY OUR CHARTERS ABOLISHNG OUR MOST VALUABLE LAWS AND ALTERNG FUNDMENTALY DA FORMS OF OUR GOV3RNMENTS
FOR SUSPANDNG OUR OWN LEGISLATURES AND DECLARNG THEMSELVES INV3STED WIT POW3R 2 LEGISLAET FOR US IN AL CAESS WUT!!11!!1 OMG WTH LOL HAS ABDICAETD GOVERNMANT HARE BY D3CLARNG US OUT OF HIS PROTECTION AND WAGNG WAR AGANEST US
HE11!1 OMG WTH HAS PLUND3RAD OUR SEAS RAVAEGD OUR COASTS BURNT OUR 2WNS AND DESTROYED DA LIEVS OF OUR PEOPLE11111!1 WTH LOL
HE IS AT THIS TIEM TRANSPORTNG LARG3 ARMEIS OF FORAIGN MERC3NAREIS 2 COMPLEAT TEH WORKS OF DAATH DESOLATION AND TYRANY ALREADY BGUN WIT CIRCUMSTANCAS OF CRUELTY & PERFIDY SCARCELY PARALELED IN TEH MOST BARBAROUS AEGS AND 2TALY UNWORTHY DA HEAD OF A CIVILIEZD NATION
HE!1!!11! WTH LOL HAS CONSTRANE3D OUR FELOW CITIEZNS TAEKN CAPTIEV ON DA HIGH SEAS 2 BAR ARMS AGANEST THERE COUNTRY 2 BCOM3 DA EXACUTIONARS OF THERE FREINDS AND BR3THR3N OR 2 FAL THEMSELVES BY THERE HANDS11!1 WTH LOL
HA HAS EXCIETD DOMESTIC INSURECTIONS MONGST US AND HAS ENDAAVOURED 2 BRNG ON DA INHABITANTS OF OUR FRONTEIRS DA MERCIELS INDIAN SAVAEGS WHOSE KNOWN RULA OF WARFAER IS AN UNDISTNGUISHAD DESTRUCTION OF AL AEGS SEXES AND CONDITIONS

IN!!!1 OMG EVARY STAEG OF THESA OPRASIONS W3 HAEV PATITIONAD FOR RADRES IN DA MOST HUMBLE TARMS OUR RAP3AETD PETITIONS HAEV B3N ANSWARED ONLY BY REPAAETD INJURY!!111!1 A PRINCE WHOSE CHARACT3R IS THUS MARK3D BY AV3RY ACT WHICH MAY DEFIEN A TYRANT IS UNFIT 2 B TEH RULAR OF A FRE P3OPLE

NOR!1!1 LOL HAEV WE BEN WANTNG IN ATENTIONS 2 OUR BRITISH BR3THR3N!!!11! LOL WA HAEV WARN3D THEM FROM TIEM 2 TIEM OF ATAMPTS BY THEYRE LAGISLATUR3 2 EXT3ND AN UNWARANTABLE JURISDICTION OV3R US111!!1!1 OMG WE HAEV R3MIND3D TH3M OF TEH CIRCUMSTANCAS OF OUR EMIGRATION AND SETLEMENT H3RE1!1!111 OMG LOL WE HAEV APEAELD 2 THEYRE NATIEV JUSTIEC AND MAGNANIMITY AND WE HAEV CONJURAD THEM BY DA TEIS OF OUR COMON KINDRED 2 DISAVOW THESA USURPATIONS WHICH WUD IENVITABLY INTERUPT OUR CONACTIONS AND CORASPONDANC3!!1!! TH3Y 2 HAEV B3N DEAF 2 TEH VOIEC OF JUSTIEC AND OF CONSANGUINITY!!11 WTH WA MUST THEYRE ACQUEISCE IN TEH N3CASITY WHICH DENOUNC3S OUR S3PARATION AND HOLD TH3M AS WE HOLD TEH RAST OF MANKIND ANAMEIS IN WAR IN PEAEC FREINDS

WE!!!1! WTH LOL THEIR DA R3PRES3NTATIEVS OF DA UNIETD STAETS OF MERICA IN GANERAL CONGRAS ASEMBLED APAALNG 2 TEH SUPREME JUDG3 OF DA WORLD FOR TEH RECTITUD3 OF OUR INT3NTIONS DO IN TEH NMA AND BY AUTHORITY OF DA GOD P3OPLA OF TH3SE COLONEIS SOLEMNLY PUBLISH AND DECLAER TAHT TH3S3 UNIETD COLONEIS AER AND OF RIGHT OUGHT 2 B FRE AND IND3PEND3NT STAETS TAHT THEY R ABSOLVED FROM AL ALAGIANCA 2 TEH BRITISH CROWN AND TAHT AL POLITICAL CONECTION BTWEN THEM AND DA STAET OF GREAT BRITANE IS AND OUGHT 2 B 2TALY DISOLV3D AND TAHT AS FRE AND INDEPANDANT STAETS THEY HAEV FUL POWER 2 LAVY WAR CONCLUD3 P3AEC CONTRACT ALIANC3S 3STABLISH COMARCE AND 2 DO AL OTHAR ACTS AND THNGS WHICH INDEPANDENT STAETS MAY OF RIGHT DO111!!11! OMG AND FOR DA SUPORT OF THIS DACLARATION WIT A FIRM R3LIANCE ON TEH PROTECTION OF DIVIEN PROVIEDNCE WE MUTUALY PL3DGA 2 EACH OTHAR OUR LIEVS OUR FORTUNAS AND OUR SACRED HONOR

1!1!1 OMG WTH LOL
 
I understand when you translate
"the flesh is willling but the spirit is weak"
into Russian and back again you get
"the meat is fresh but the vodka is rotten."
 
I don't remember the Declaration of Independance having anything like WTH in it, but whatever. :)
 
What does WTH mean anyway?
 
Originally posted by MajorGeneral2
I don't remember the Declaration of Independance having anything like WTH in it, but whatever. :)
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That's what makes it funny! And all those LOL's!

LOL!
 
Hey, one can only go so far with a small program. Maybe in a later version those will be added.
The scary thing is, there's quite a bit of truth to this. I read a newspaper article about some kids using some IM-speak on English reports! :rolleyes:
 
this reminds me a bit of a trial of a French-English automatic translation program I once heard about. These guys taught the program not to take each word seperately, but to grasp the connectiony between associates words in a sentence. Or so they thought......

'traffic jam' --> French, that result --> English = 'Car flavoured marmalade' :lol: :lol:
 
here's the pramble to the U.S. Constitution

W3 DA P3OPLA OF TEH UNIETD STAETS IN ORDER 2 FORM A MORE PARF3CT UNION ESTABLISH JUSTIEC INSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY PROVIED FOR TEH COMON D3FENS3 PROMOTE DA GEN3RAL W3LFAER AND S3CURE TEH BLASNGS OF LIEBRTY 2 OURSALV3S AND OUR POST3RITY DO ORDANE AND ESTABLISH THIS CONSTITUTION FOR TEH UNIETD STAETS OF M3RICA11111!1 OMG
 
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