rhawn
Emperor
How can you get a moron to kill himself?
Give him a knife and ask him "Who's special?"
What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you?
Why did the moron climb the chain-link fence?
A moron came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun and put it to his head. His wife started laughing. "Don't laugh!" he screams. "You're next!"
Spoiler :
Give him a knife and ask him "Who's special?"
What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you?
Spoiler :
Pull the pin and throw it back at him.
Why did the moron climb the chain-link fence?
Spoiler :
To see what was on the other side.
A moron came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun and put it to his head. His wife started laughing. "Don't laugh!" he screams. "You're next!"