Ziggy Stardust
Absolutely Sane
Why did the lion get lost in the jungle?
Chicken walks into a library goes up to the librarian and goes: "book" (in a chickenlike manner). Librarian gives him a book and the chicken is on her way. Next day, the chicken returns the book and goes, "bookbookbook". Librarian raises an eyebrow, but still hands the chicken her 3 books. Next day the chicken returns the 3 books and goes, "bookbookbookbookbook". Librarian thinks, "5 books? What the ... I got to get to the botttom of this". He gives the 5 books, tells someone to mind the counter and follows the chicken to her house. At the house he goes to the window and peers in. He sees a bed, in it a frog with a thermometer from his mouth and tissues everywhere. Clearly a sick frog. The chicken walks in exclaiming: "book"! And places the books on the bed. The frog carefully picks up each of the books, "reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit"
Spoiler :
The jungle is a very big place
Chicken walks into a library goes up to the librarian and goes: "book" (in a chickenlike manner). Librarian gives him a book and the chicken is on her way. Next day, the chicken returns the book and goes, "bookbookbook". Librarian raises an eyebrow, but still hands the chicken her 3 books. Next day the chicken returns the 3 books and goes, "bookbookbookbookbook". Librarian thinks, "5 books? What the ... I got to get to the botttom of this". He gives the 5 books, tells someone to mind the counter and follows the chicken to her house. At the house he goes to the window and peers in. He sees a bed, in it a frog with a thermometer from his mouth and tissues everywhere. Clearly a sick frog. The chicken walks in exclaiming: "book"! And places the books on the bed. The frog carefully picks up each of the books, "reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit, reddit"