WildWeazel
Going Dutch
How do you fit 100 Cubans on a paper plate?
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What should you do if your dishwasher isn't working?
Slap her.
Slap her.
Nobody
Gangster
MattII
Prince
Hey, I got my jokes out of an Australian joke book (printed in NSW with head office in Queens land, I think), and the section on Australians was longer than the section on Irish.
Abaddon
Deity
why are pirates very steriotypical?
because they aRRRR!
because they aRRRR!
The Person
Deity +2
There was a joke that nobody found to be funny, so it felt very depressed. Finally it decided to contact a shrink, but he just laughed at it, and then it felt much better.
Totibbs
Warlord
(From the dutch point of view, translated).
Three kannibals (people who eat other people) walk into a kannibal-restaurant.
The first one orders a Jew
"the Jew costs 250 euro, do you have that?"
"What? 250 for a Jew?"
"Yes, Jews are very rare after WW2 and you know the priciples of Supply & Demand".
The second one orders an african man.
"The african man costs 500"
"What? 500 for an african man?"
"Yes, african man are very fast, it is hard to catch them."
The third one orders a Maroccan."
"The Maroccan costs 750"
"WTH? There are much Maroccans in the Netherlands and they are very lazy"
"Yes, but have you ever tried to clean them?"
I can understand if you cant laugh about it. I think it has something to do with culture.
How died Hitler?
That is a very low level, not funy joke. But it remembers you of the horrible time which I hope never happens again. So that is why I keep low-level jokes alive.
Three kannibals (people who eat other people) walk into a kannibal-restaurant.
The first one orders a Jew
"the Jew costs 250 euro, do you have that?"
"What? 250 for a Jew?"
"Yes, Jews are very rare after WW2 and you know the priciples of Supply & Demand".
The second one orders an african man.
"The african man costs 500"
"What? 500 for an african man?"
"Yes, african man are very fast, it is hard to catch them."
The third one orders a Maroccan."
"The Maroccan costs 750"
"WTH? There are much Maroccans in the Netherlands and they are very lazy"
"Yes, but have you ever tried to clean them?"
I can understand if you cant laugh about it. I think it has something to do with culture.
How died Hitler?
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That is a very low level, not funy joke. But it remembers you of the horrible time which I hope never happens again. So that is why I keep low-level jokes alive.
WildWeazel
Going Dutch
I don't know anything about Dutch culture, but it's still funny. 
It's cannibal btw.
It's cannibal btw.
-What was the new pirate movie rated?
ARRR
What's a pirates favourite letter?
P for pirate stupid.
-A man walks into a bar and he sees two storage rooms completely filled with campari. He says to the barkeeper "Wow, you must sell a lot of campari!" The Bartender responded, "No, but the guy who sells me campari, he sells a lot of campari"
-Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Cause she's a woman!
-How do you make a baby float?
Take your foot off it's head
-How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
-My uncle was so dumb his GPA was lower than his blood alcohol content.
ARRR
What's a pirates favourite letter?
P for pirate stupid.
-A man walks into a bar and he sees two storage rooms completely filled with campari. He says to the barkeeper "Wow, you must sell a lot of campari!" The Bartender responded, "No, but the guy who sells me campari, he sells a lot of campari"
-Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Cause she's a woman!
-How do you make a baby float?
Take your foot off it's head
-How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
-My uncle was so dumb his GPA was lower than his blood alcohol content.
Sophie 378
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Two atoms are walking along. Suddenly one says "oh no! I've lost an electron!"
"Really? You sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive!"
"Really? You sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive!"
WildWeazel
Going Dutch
I heard that one from a fellow nerd. Good stuff.What do you call a bunch of iron atoms in a circle?
A ferrous wheel!
Perfection
The Great Head.
Which has less energy, steak or hamburger?
Hamburger, because it's in a ground state.
Hamburger, because it's in a ground state.
The Person
Deity +2
There was this cannibal kid playing with a non-cannibal kid. Then the mother of the cannibal kid saw it and said: "It's rude to play with your food!"
Sophie 378
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What's the difference between a night watchman and a butcher?
One stays awake, the other weighs a steak.
What's the difference between a rotten archer and a constipated owl?
One shoots and shoots but never hits, the other hoots and hoots....
One stays awake, the other weighs a steak.
What's the difference between a rotten archer and a constipated owl?
One shoots and shoots but never hits, the other hoots and hoots....
Dabomb18359
Link Has Become A Jedi
Sophie 378 said:
Lol @ the second one. That's great.
Sophie 378
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A rude joke now: what do you call the useless flap of skin on the end of a willy?
A man.
A man.
Ultima Dragoon
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Own said:
I hate baby jokes like that.
BURN HIM!
Sorry if you were offended.- Status
