ArneHD
Just a little bit mad
A swede was driving along a road when he heard on the radio, "Notice, there is a small car driving in the wrong direction on E39 (a road)". "ONE?!" the swede exclaims "There must be millions of them!"
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Heretic_Cata
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The recent ones about the swedes vs finns are hilarious. 
Hitti-Litti
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And the war continues! 
Swede was telling to others about the painting of Picasso he bought:
"It was very cheap, only 100€. I mean, this is the only painting he made with a pencil..."
Swede was telling to others about the painting of Picasso he bought:
"It was very cheap, only 100€. I mean, this is the only painting he made with a pencil..."
plarq
Crazy forever
There's a Finn, a Swede, and a Norwegian in a town...
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They should get up in space for a year, and all get one thing they should brought whith they, the swede take his wife whith he, the norwegan brougth a lot of beer and the finns brought a lot of ciggs...
After a year the came down and getted hurrays from thousends of people. The swede came down whith his wife and a little baby, the norwegan game down a little drunk and the finn came down sadly and said: Does anyone have fire?
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^^
I've heard so many versions of that!
I'll post later more jokes.
I've heard so many versions of that!
I'll post later more jokes.
Swedishguy
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What's a finnish soup?
Four bottles of vodka in a bowl!
Four bottles of vodka in a bowl!
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How do Swedes eat their fish soup?
They put a fish in a glass, let it be there over night, take off the fish and drink the water!
They put a fish in a glass, let it be there over night, take off the fish and drink the water!
Veritass
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A Finn was out hunting and he came across a Swedish woman sunbathing in the nude. He asked her, "Are you game?"
She looked him over and said, "Sure, I'm game."
So he shot her.
She looked him over and said, "Sure, I'm game."
So he shot her.
Jawz II
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one night 2 friends are out drinking, then they split up outside the bar to go home.
they meet again the next night and one of them is really excited, 0´boy you gotta hear what happened to me last night, it was great!!
-what?
-i was on my way home and came to the place train tracks, first i didnt notice anything unusual, but as i was about to cross i saw something in the corner of my eye!
-what was it?
-this beautiful woman tied to the tracks! amazing body! of course i untied her and we had great sex for hours!
-how hot was she, like on a scale of 10?
they meet again the next night and one of them is really excited, 0´boy you gotta hear what happened to me last night, it was great!!
-what?
-i was on my way home and came to the place train tracks, first i didnt notice anything unusual, but as i was about to cross i saw something in the corner of my eye!
-what was it?
-this beautiful woman tied to the tracks! amazing body! of course i untied her and we had great sex for hours!
-how hot was she, like on a scale of 10?
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Heretic_Cata
We're gonna live forever
If i tell that to a friend of mine he'll say it proves his suspicions about me.
Onagan
The Dutch
how many jokes are there about Finns?
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Love
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Ha!
Well thats funny!
Well thats funny!
ArneHD
Just a little bit mad
A swede enterd a music shop and the manager goes up to him and says "Congratulations! You are our customer number one million and get to chose two instruments for free!" The swede looks around and thinks. "Ok, I'll have the trumpet on the wall and the accordian under the window." says the swede.
The manager replies "Ok, I will let you have the fire extinguisher, but I'm not giving you the radiator!".
The manager replies "Ok, I will let you have the fire extinguisher, but I'm not giving you the radiator!".
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Ok, the battle of scandinavia has finished, the battle of europe has now begun 
Two finn cops were investigate a murder in a peugeot.
one cop ask the other:
- how do you spell to Peugeot?
- Dunno, lets change it to an Opel.
Do you know that Tarzan lives in Finland!
- No, i didnt, why, the finns are so stupid...
- Well, hes the king of apes you know
Two finn cops were investigate a murder in a peugeot.
one cop ask the other:
- how do you spell to Peugeot?
- Dunno, lets change it to an Opel.
Do you know that Tarzan lives in Finland!
- No, i didnt, why, the finns are so stupid...
- Well, hes the king of apes you know
Swedishguy
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A swedish tourist was driving through the US then he hit a tree. He did not speak english well so then the police officer interrogated him he said:
''First came the FART, then came the SMELL!''
''First came the FART, then came the SMELL!''
Jawz II
Oh Dear
that was funny.
ok, ill tell a joke i once told here years ago:
its WW2 and this american pilot flying over the pacific ocean, is left with malfunctioning compass and damaged instruments after a dog fight, after a while he realizes he is lost and low on fuel. he looks around and finally spots an island, like a green piece of jade in the unforgiving ocean!
he crashlands his plane there and starts wandering about hoping to find civilization, after a short while he gets the feeling that he isnt alone.
he first spots one warrior then another and then a whole bunch of them as they emerge from the vegetation. they look like cannibals/head hunters and they have tattoos and wearing bones as jewelry and have spears.
the man falls to his knees and cries: oh dear lord no! oh no, now im royally screwed!! why god, why?
the clouds part and the lord speaks to him: no my son, you arent screwed yet, theres still hope!
-what should i do?
-do you see the large muscular warrior in the middle? he is their chief, grab his spear and stick it in his chest.
the pilot catches the chief by surprise as he lounges forward and yanking the spear out of his hand and burying it in his chest!
he then looks upward to the sky:
-now what lord?
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