The lamest jokes you can think of....... II

[Bobbtjoe]

A man is walking up the streat and says "hey, I just got 20 bucks!!!" Then dies.

I gotta admit, it made me lol.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Here's the next one, a person is in an airplane, and the flight attendent says " JUMP NOW!!!" several times. What he does'nt know that the person is deff. So, a few minutes later, they crash and die.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Why did the asteroid kill the dinosaurs?

Because it was an assteroid.

 

[Kanzera]

And now for some classics...

A guy walks into a bar. "Ouch!"
Guess what? Chickenbutt!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!

 

[!!!!!]

why did the chicken cross the rode? to get to the other slide

 

[Gigaz]

Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRRRR.

 

[Dumanios]

Why did the Republican cross the road? Because he could.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because he could.

Why did Obama cross the road? Because he could.

Why didn't Fidel Castro cross the road? Because there are capitalists on the other side.

Why didn't Rush Limbaugh cross the road? Because there is Obama on the other side.

Why did Osama bin-Laden cross the road? To kill the capitalists.

 

[cardgame]

those aren't even lame, they just don't even work, at all.

 

[Shrek3]

A ghost joke:
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost.
The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years. "

The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"

 

[GoodGame]

There's quite a few lame Viagra jokes.


1. Are you on Viagra, or are you just Happy to See Me?

2. A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals!

They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a Penal Institution.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I'd post the mud puddle joke, but I don't think the mods would like a dirty joke.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

did you hear about the 2 TV antennae that got married ?

the wedding was terrible but the reception was excellent .

a bear walks into a bar and says "I`ll have a...........................................................................................beer please"

bartender says "sure , but why the big pause ?"

 

[cardgame]

good.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Never fall in love with a tenis player. To him, love means nothing.

 

[classical_hero]

Not even Ana Ivanovic?

 

[Lord Baal]

Not even Ana Ivanovic?

He said "love," not lust. Lust is good. Very good. That's why god tried to ban it; to keep all that juicy lust to himself.

 

[!!!!!]

now for a knock knock

knock knock (who is there) banana (banana who)

knock knock (who is there!) banana (Banana who)

knock knock (Who Is There!) banana (Banana Who!!!!)

knock knock (Who Is There!!!!!!) banana (BANANA WHO!!!!!!!!!)

knock knock (WHO IS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:suicide orange whew: orange who)

orange you glad I did not say banana

 

[Dumanios]

There is a cabin on the side of a mountain, inside the cabin there are three people, all dead. How did they die?

Spoiler :

They crashed

 

[Lord Baal]

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

 

[Veritass]

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was also dead.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.