The LAMEST jokes you can think of...

[uat2d]

Actually, that's quite possible in music competitions. (of all kinds, both theoretical and practical - and both instrumental or vocal)

There is usually a limit of points for the first prize (usually at 95, though some put it at 90 and I've seen even 92.5), so if EVERYONE gets less than that, the first prize won't be awarded. I happened to be alone and come in... not second, but third! Of course, the results were dismissed as unfair since it was the mistake of the organizers, not ours.

Okay, I know the original post was a joke. But I just had to say this!

everyone ... i said alone ... but who cares?

 

[warpus]

So a Pole walks into a bar...

 

[Mirc]

everyone ... i said alone ... but who cares?

I know perfectly what you said. It's what I said also:

I happened to be alone and [...]

Since I was alone, I was everyone.

 

[The Ninja]

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have to go to the bathroom."

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

That would've had better flow
If you broke the line after 'go'.

 

[The Ninja]

It's not supposed to flow.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Oh.

I guess I must now non-graphically show
How 'blue' and 'room' can sound the same, yo,
Making an excuse for my comment below.

 

[Catharsis]

I have to go to the bathroom.

It's not supposed to flow.

Eep. ten Michael Carricks

 

[The Ninja]

My first thought on reading that last post: "Za?"

Then: "Ohhhhhhh..."

 

[plarq]

--Why do you laugh out so loud?
--It's LAME!!!

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

"Everybody rise for the singing of the national anthem." - right

"Everybody rice for the singing of the national anthem." - wrong

 

[azzaman333]

Yo momma's so fat she ate herself.

 

[salty mud]

Yo momma's so stupid she ate herself.

 

[EconomistBR]

Yo mama is so stupid she thinks the Red Army was made up of indians.

Yo mama was so stupid she thought Windows XP was a door.

Yo mama is so stupid she thinks there are turds attacking the turkey.

Lame jokes created by ME.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

What happens when you use a bulldozer against an angle?

A rect-angle!!!

Thank you ex-math teacher.

 

[plarq]

It is Festival of Singles: Nov. 11th

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

It is Festival of Singles: Nov. 11th

Now that is offensive.

 

[Angst]

What has a drippling sound?

Water.

 

[Jawz II]

Whats blue and shags grannies?

Spoiler :

Me in my lucky blue coat!

Whats green and eats balls?

Spoiler :

Syphilis!

 

[Swedishguy]

Some people say Sweden is beautiful during the winter. But how can they know that, when it's covered in snow?