So it seems I shall not achieve my dream of being a famous writer after all, as my series of wedding-themed whodunnits was rejected by the publishers. Apparently they were "too predictable".
The wife and I got into fisticuffs again last night. At one point, I threw a punch aimed at her chin and just barely missed. Luckily I hit the two below it.
During the prostate exam, the doctor said there's nothing to be uncomfortable about, that it's perfectly normal to get an erection during the procedure. I told him I never get an erection during a prostate exam, to which he replied, "Oh, not you."
Three French cats, Henri, Pierre, and Un-Deux-Trois, decided they wanted to try swimming the English Channel. Henri and Pierre made it, but Un-Deux-Trois cat sank.
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