The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

[dariusII]

Spock: I upgraded the ship to run on herbs. We are now capable of thyme travel.
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That was a very sage thing for Spock to do.

 

[Miniskirt]

That was very sage thing for Spock to do.

...resisting urge to assault you by peppering you with spice puns...

 

[Uncle Sparky]

...resisting urge to assault you by peppering you with spice puns...

Remember: Spock is only half Cuman.

 

[Miniskirt]

Before the herb puns get too spicy... and no longer cut the mustard... a new Llamast Joke:

"I accidentally drank holy water with my laxative. I am about to start a religious movement."

 

[dariusII]

Some people wear too much mascara! Sorry, I hate when I lash out.

 

[dariusII]

My girlfriend dumped me because I sold her wheelchair. Don't worry - she'll come crawling back.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Woman on train: Everytime you smile, I feel like inviting you back to my place.
Me: Are you single?
Her: No. I'm a dentist.

 

[dariusII]

How do I avoid being repetitive? Practice, practice, practice.

 

[dariusII]

Actual conversation I had with my wife a couple of days ago:

Wife: Why do you have that expression on your face?
Me: What expression?
Wife: You look forlorn.
Me: Why, is Lorne missing?

 

[Thrasybulos]

You missed reporting the funniest part I guess: the subsequent expression on your wife's face.

 

[dariusII]

You missed reporting the funniest part I guess: the subsequent expression on your wife's face.

That would be her patented 'rolling of the eyes' expression. Which she has gotten pretty good at with me around.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Uh, dariusll:

 

[BenitoChavez]

A Roman emperor was once blessed by the Gods to never turn 20.

They called him Emperor Constant Teen

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.

I like this joke. It never grows old.

 

[Kyriakos]

 

[Miniskirt]

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.

I like this joke. It never grows old.

You are lost, boy

 

[Uncle Sparky]

You are lost, boy

Every joke needs a Hook. Is it just Smee, or did we Tinker with it?

 

[Miniskirt]

Every joke needs a Hook. Is it just Smee, or did we Tinker with it?

Wendy you come up with this stuff?
There is a Shadow of a Llamast joke here... but it's a Croc.
Time to grow up, Darling, I no longer Believe!
This should now Peter out.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Nah, let's keep the punning ball in the air. May it never land!

 

[Miniskirt]

Nah, let's keep the punning ball in the air. May it never land!

So instead of Petering out, you hope this shall all Pan out...